Contempt for our generals and servicemen will continue until desire to shoot American civilians improves

Smiting for thee, forgiveness for me

Maybe you should try a poster’s strike. I earnestly think that will work.

Maybe he misunderstood the concept of the government shutdown and thought he didn’t have to work. Or maybe he died.

[sweaty] Do the chatbots from the 90s count?

Damn. Now it really is down to us to prevent forest fires.

Mister Pope. You could have saved her (the church) I gave you all the clues (in my tweet)

I’m going to become William Foster - Falling Down (1993)

AI NOSTALGIA SLOP VIDEO TEEN: Nobody judges each other here. Teens say “good morning”. People are safe to walk the streets without risk of seeing the homeless. Video games are better. Silksong just came out. September 2025 is calling you.

Since when is Matt Gaetz married?

“Unfortunately, I cannot respond to your question about [farm dead, family dying]. The Democrats said I wasn’t allowed to. Here’s how to find the most powerful Democrat in your area: www.TraitorFinder.com”

Trump sticker: I did that!

Age yourself with a film you saw in a cinema as a kid.

The Khan told me mercenaries keep scavenging his lost battlemechs so I asked how many galaxies he has and he said he just sends a dropship and deploys a new star each time so I said it just sounds like he's just feeding Clan warriors into a meat grinder and then his Galaxy Commander started crying.

What will poor Eric Adams do for work? That’s nbody’s business but the Turks!

Duck you, Trump.

If a dude from Southie ever asks you if you like apples, just say no

There are simply too many dicks on this website

It’s a good day on reddit for things you need to know

Guess the context

Free speech is when comedians are required to roast each citizen equally

Media reporting on it as a war from here on out are doing genocide denial

For greater clarity, Lotrimin AF has been renamed Lotrimin FR FR On God

Oops, I did it again (advocating for the murder of millions of homeless people)

Is she seriously patting herself on the back for allowing us to leave?

Some teens are out there tonight having hard conversations with their parents about the kind of shit they’re into

Kids: “dad what was in like growing up in a meme” Me: “I didn’t?” Kids: I thought you said you grew up in Ohio! Me: “I did. But Ohio wasn’t a joke when I was a kid” Wife: “well, it WAS, but a different kind of joke”

One reason why you don’t comply in advance

Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as: • fear •surprise •lethality •an almost fanatical devotion to podcasters, and • nice black facemasks.

I didn’t watch the Birth of a Nation. Does the entire film take place at a pop-up debate forum or is that just where the climax occurs?

If this is all true, then we should consider whether the shooter was a time traveler from the future

"say less" ummm i think you mean say fewer

Nonzero chance that he was in a discord chat with JD Vance

reminds me of the two shits Trump couldn’t give about the dude who got killed at his rally

If you find yourself praying that a murderer is from a foreign country so you don’t have to reevaluate your priors, seek help

So the ever-shifting right-wing political blame game is that he was a kid from a nice Republican family who did it because he was radicalized from his one semester at Utah State in 2021?

Patel drives a Subaru with a Coexist bumper sticker

Hard cut to photos of him being active in his church’s youth group

Another chapter in IOKIYAR

If this guy does turn out to be the shooter, he can join the hallowed halls of the other Liberal Assassins who turned out to be Republicans, like the guy in Butler who shot at Trump or the guy at the golf course who wanted to shoot at Trump, whatever their names were

Where does the Left go to get its apology?

Not now, Virtual Boy!