Hey clown, jester you have done it again.

Okay but the lefties that cheered for Luigi Mangione but draw the line at Charlie Kirk for some reason ???????

Not the gays who literally include their faces with pictures of their puckered assholes warning others to be careful about what they post online

Me posting my always correct opinions on bluesky

If you disagree with any of my hot takes, please know it was about you specifically and you should feel targeted

People who go on solo vacations are toxic, I don't make the rules

Me and @icyhusky120.bsky.social fr

If Rob Anderson's veneers have no haters, I am dead

Thinking about how last week my tutoring client said x + x^2 = x^3 and I told her if I ever hear her say that again I'll kill myself and leave her name in my suicide note

Found a pair of Paige khakis in my closet I haven't won't in a while. I forgot the reason I retired them is because you can see the outline of my weiner in them.

I know Children by Robert Miles hates to see a spin instructor coming

You know what can protect these groups?? It begins with a U and ends with an NION. True patriots unionize their workplaces

Orrrrr we could call Luigi...

Someone could kill my family and I'd keep up my Duolingo streak with them tbh

Anita Bryant, more like Anita Bye-rant, amirite??

And I meant it in the nicest way, too...

It's kinda fun seeing reserved gays I met on Twitter years ago become absolute SLUTS on bluesky

Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source

Me turning on my LED headlights 🧡🧡🧡

There are no bots on Bluesky wdym

costco: one free sample per person, don't be greedy me:

We deserve each other, me and bot

Well I hardly think this is fair

My mom making me sneak water bottles into the movie theater

Call me old milk because I'm SPOILED

I should text him...

Toxic dog trainer tiktok would say that the dog is in distress and about to bite your face off

Hilaria Baldwin is the Spanish version of Saison Margeurite from MPGIS

Wasn't that your nickname in high school?

Happy new queers eve @dietprozac.bsky.social

Pregaming Mario party @dietprozac.bsky.social

When someone asks why I'm not on the apps anymore

What did we get stuck in our rectums last year? defector.com/what-did-we-...

@dietprozac.bsky.social just gets me 🥰

2004 called and we answered

I'm literally so spoiled

Need to disable messages on Android Auto because my mom thinks I'm an absolute SLUT

Jealous to see a country defend and embrace its core concepts of democracy

Literally NO great day has ever started with taking the NJ Turnpike

My mean Mexican in Oklahoma won't give me back my doxypep 😔

holy shit okami sequel

Fun fact; the cell phone was invented here @dietprozac.bsky.social

It's.. Uh.... Tasteful nip Thursday???

Me to the waiter when I can't finish my meal

My department chair just sent me the NICEST email. Today is a good day

My feed is full of gays complaining about bluesky, you guys are never happy I swear

When you're mean to me this is who you're being mean to