This new Lady Gaga single… Yas queen, slay the house down boots etc.

I’ve been saved.

Save me Chipotle’s chicken al pastor, save me.

The chokehold this song has me in.

no one is confessing their love to me so i think i should lie down in a creek and die ophelia style

$2 million per ship — to cross a Strait that was free six weeks ago. @nytimes.com www.nytimes.com/2026/04/06/w...

Album of the year contender, yup!

Not this; literally anything but this.

can you ever forgive me for serving too much cunt at your grandmother's funeral

Well, I got it! I am now a homeowner 🙂‍↔️

Update: He doesn’t like Madonna. It’s over.

madonna did this like 20 years ago! 🙄🥱

The feminine urge to replay one of these masterpieces.

Dígame, means tell me baby. Yo soy loco, means you drive me crazy.

computah make him text me back

9/10, I never doubted you Robyn Miriam Carlsson.

9/10, I never doubted you Robyn Miriam Carlsson.

Bossy, bad, and boujee. Like push, push, hold it, breathe.

nearly said something self-deprecating again but then remembered i’m actually perfect

Fever listenings are now.

Chanel, Michel Gondry, Kylie Minogue, and Margot Robbie did this for me, yup! (13 year old me was obsessed with the original music video.)

Right, right…

Just spent another $450 on clothes after I said I was going to keep my wallet closed for a while. But! I now have new clothes 🙂‍↔️

Just weaponized my fagcent to secure another raise.

I’VE LOST ALL MY SENSES, IS THIS MY HAPPY ENDING?!

In the clouds, there she goes. Butterflies, let them flow. Another girl falls in love, another girl leaves the club.

Not entirely sure if y’all were aware, but a diva is a female version of a hustler.

Happy 25th anniversary to one of the greatest albums of all time.

Happy 25th anniversary to one of the greatest albums of all time.

hatsune mijo

This week-long heat wave is going to kill me.

Me, watching @nikosalachiasse.bsky.social kick some water bottles:

There’s been a healing.

Bling bling bling, bitches is mad!

I am in escrow. Everybody wish me luck!

forgot to wear a belt ughhh i hope my pants don’t fall down and expose my juicy fat ass in a thong 🙄

Well yes we were gonna do that anyway

As if I was

To the DJ who played this last night… whoever you are, thank you.

There’s been a healing. (Zara Larsson was incredible last night.)

CROSS MY HEART AND HOPE TO DIE STICK A NEEDLE IN MY EYE