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Telegraph newspaper editorial on Mandelson's appointment in December 2024 versus editorial today

Yo wtf is this? Absolutely unacceptable, regardless of the political party.

Losing my mind over how good this is

The Infowars news is funny, yes. But more importantly, it is an outright rebuke of Alex Jones' evil. It's testament to the strength and resilience of the Sandy Hook families who survived this bullshit for more than a decade as well as the Onion, which didn't give up on this for the last 18 months.

I don't think I've ever read a sentence as unappealing as "Jim Caviezel is Jair Bolsonaro."

Klaus McForkface, a lifting robot developed by German manufacturer Linde AG, performed a stunning 1200-kilogram (2646 lb) overhead lift in Hamburg, beating the human world record by more than 300%

What's so important abt the Strokes performance is that in less than 5 mins they made crystal clear that the US/Israeli war against Iran is not just happening because of Trump/Bibi. Its happening bcz this is what the US does. This is what it stands for bsky.app/profile/jdna...

yeah if VAR gives the Martinez red on DCL then it's GOT to give Gabriel a red for headbutting Haaland's nose there. a little fucking consistency please

Red Sox 2004 Duck Boat Parade.

He averaged 10 Strikeouts per 9 Innings for his career.

*New drawing* As this weekend is the start of this year's #BTCC, how about a blast from the past? My drawing of the 1995 #Vauxhall #Cavalier as driven by #John #Cleland Vector drawing, created with #Affinity Hope you like it 🤍💛

@maxrushden.bsky.social It's not on par with Baz's half marathon but the latest Football Weekly podcast dragged me through the CBC (Addenbrookes) 10k. As always yous all make running or cycling a far better experience!

This is so incoherent that it only makes sense as a billionaires reactionary brain farts. Eg: public employees are not “priests” and are over compensated. Reality: they are underpaid and have been serially abused. Next point, people engaging in public life (read: DOGE, Palantir) deserve our grace.

April 2, 1998 Rookie Catcher Jason Varitek and Pitcher Tim Wakefield have a meeting on the mound.

I am so wrestling coded, I genuinely thought this was a post about a terrible TNA ppv attendance.

Did Amazon just flash up a graphic in the PSG game for the semi-final, with a picture of Harry Kane and a PSG player? in the 74th minute?

I wrote about how Spurs used new some numbers terribly and ended up with a super-expensive team of players who can't pass: www.espn.com/soccer/story...

If you're wondering how far down the toilet BBC Current Affairs is these days, Victoria Derbyshire interviewed Tucker Carlson this morning.

GLAMORGAN WIN!!!!!!!!! A solid run-chase at Sophia Gardens, as Glamorgan chase 186 in 35 overs!!!! 👏👏👏👏 #GLAvGLO #OhGlammyGlammy

En juego el "título" honorífico de campeón del mundo.

WOUT!!!!!!!!! 🥲 #ParisRoubaix

WOUT!!!!! WHAT A CHAMPION!!!! WHAT A RIDER!!!! INCREDIBLE

What an amazing effort from Barry. Genuinely inspirational. What a man.

Declan Quigley and Robbiw McEwen are a good cycling comms combo, nothing flash, good solid knowledge, chilled.

For me, Clive, I'd have loved to see Wout and the gang absolutely gun it when Tadej punctured. Now he's back on, I wonder how it will hurt them.

I forgot how incredibly stressful Paris-Roubaix is. Watching Wout moving through the cars just now was like some high-octane action scene.

Who is the current commentator (5km from the first cobble sector) on HBO Max/TNT Sports working with the main man, Matt Stehens? It isn't Rob Hatch. Great chemistry.

Video game Marnus was fully worth the contract extension for this screamer of a catch. Cricket Captain 2025 has got its hooks into me good and proper.

first in my bloodline to see someone get excommunicated by a community note

17-year old Jude Terry levels for LAFC with this kick to the corner of the net.

Seixas 🇫🇷 is the first French rider to win a Men's WorldTour stage race overall title since Christophe Moreau at the 2007 Dauphiné!

Ahahahahahaha!!! And booing their team who sit top of the league! Sensational work.

There is no McTry.

I have rarely more gassed for an episode of @knowledgefight.bsky.social and I never miss an episode of @knowledgefight.bsky.social.

This is OBVIOUSLY unhinged but it's so funny because nothing he's saying about those people is actually wrong.

Forget Triple H's downfall, maybe we need to celebrate Dana White's? UFC has a ppv this weekend and plenty of good seats still available, as in just about all of them.

After the level crossing incident in #RVV26 and ahead of #ParisRoubaix, I wrote about level crossings in bike races: What are the current rules, why should they be changed, and how? lukascph.substack.com/p/level-cros...

The solid position after the first inning, absolutely fell apart in the second and we couldn't touch them with the ball in their second innings. Absolutely fuming. ICC 2005 Ashes Edition was brilliant. I still love the graphical style.

Bro let me put you onto this podcast, you are gonna thank me, it's Johnathan Coachman and Vince Russo chopping it up and no-- dont call the police on me bro, please

Thankfully Trump has climbed down for now. We've seen once again exactly who Keir Starmer & this Labour Government are. Silent - other than the Wireless Festival - even in the face of the US president threatening to wipe out a civilisation. And our UK bases still being used.

If we wake up and find Trump unleashed devastation, Labour’s silence will be absolutely damning. If Trump has beyond hopefully de-escalated, it’s still damning. In the face of genocide, what exactly is the point of the silent UK Prime Minister?

The thing with Orton, outside of the WWE fan bubble, is that wrestlers rate him really highly for things that simply don't translate to audience experience. I can recognise how safe he is, how good his timing is, & the way he perfectly allows the crowd their moments, but he still bores me to tears.

Speaking of Threads, this one got me in the feels.

Fantastic result for the mighty Glammy. Excellent effort in the final few hours. I love how good the coverage of the County Championship is and I think it is getting better year on year. The County Championship is just magic isn't it

Ready for a lap around the Basque Country!

Red Sox playing on a Sunday but not wearing their Red jerseys. What is doing on here!