Bet he didn't make his own Tracy Island, never burnt down a royal palace with a highly flammable coat hanger and tinsel advent crown ...

Ah Fleche, Declan on comms ... good. Our "expert" is Cheerful Brian ... more I in the first 5 minutes than I could count.

Following on from happy Paris Roubaix day, it is happy Fléche Wallone day

So @flightradar24.com having a moment? QEC is Copenhagen harbour airport which is impressive for a A320 😂

So good to see Jerry back

Another tough night out in Denmark 🇩🇰

Wout and Hungary … it’s been a good day

Nice on Kock

Well thank you to the cycling folks in here today for the chat … managed to forget the shitty real world for a few hours

Fucking brilliant

Cyclocross season

Danish comms saying Philipsen was riding some Shimano prototype pedals.

Larger version of the #ParisRoubaix route from the official road book, tip via @daveih.bsky.social , no use uploading it here to Bsky because they resize everything down to 2000px max: ee1.nl/cycling/Pari... (jpeg 3367x4534 px, 6.8 MB)

Paris-Roubaix Hommes cobbled sectors spreadsheet with a handy km to go column like what you see on TV from 10:30 in the morning AAALLLL day long.

Apparently I have failed in my duties, I have failed to write the distances to go on the A3 map print out for Paris Roubaix

Fuck

My “ah Gent Wevelgem, only made better by a mug of tea made by my lovely wife” comment has not gone down well 😂

The driver took a break

It’s all kicking off in Volta Catalinya

For every dollar Denmark spends supporting Ukraine, a French taxpayer sends 7 cents. An Italian, 7 cents. An American—since last summer—sends zero. Denmark has given 3.25% of GDP to Ukraine since 2022, according to the Kiel Institute. And 70% of Danes want to keep going. 66% want to give more.

MSR on. … three words from Kirby … Danish 🇩🇰 comms it is then

Ouch, no saddle

Paris-Nice Stage 7 modified because of the weather, finish in Isola instead which is before/below the turn to Auron. Long valley road up to the finish now rather than a ski station summit finish

If you have a chance, watch The Pitt. Here in DK it’s on HBO Max. One of the best things I have seen for a very long time. Watched season 1 when it first came out and second season is on now with episodes weekly (very old school)

I am down with serious man flu … TirrenoAdriatico and then PN keeping me alive

Declan Quigley and Robbiw McEwen are a good cycling comms combo, nothing flash, good solid knowledge, chilled.

Given up on #stradebianche, duller than ditch water, as is a lot of men’s cycling while we endure UAE. Over to SCO v FRA

Men’s race over

Fook me, pictures straight after program start and decent comms, I have obviously fallen asleep on the sofa and dreaming 😂

The thing you forget about Strade is how poor the TV production is, no coverage from the start, slow mo and crapping tourist video made worse by euroshiite with their ads and interviews

Super glue bottle there

Wout! 🥲

The cycling off to a good start, Samyn, a bit of Wout ... what could go wrong ... ah Kirby, French comms it is then

Before the internet arrived there were few excuses not to work, bar a good Friday lunchtime down the pub. Then the internet arrived ... a new excuse ... internet is down. Now it's ... claude is down 😂

Keir Starmer, never fails to disappoint

One of those lovely winter days today, -14, -12., -10C depending on when you looked or at what thermometer you looked at. Lovely down by Furesø.

Fastelavnsboller … totally bloody lush

Really, have we not suffered enough?

Views from a Danish Cycle Path Well another dump of snow, this time 30cm or so overnight. These pics are from 8:30am ish

Snowy Copenhagen showing the correct priority for snow clearance. Yes, those cleared parts are the bike lanes

So many questions and so not opening the article :)

10 very large elephants gap now for MVDP

How do I tell who the winner will be, normally the UCI put him in a white short with multi coloured bands?

Cycling coverage, and particularly cyclocross, should put the slow mo button under a plastic cover à la nuclear bomb release with a large “don’t fucking dare” label

Top right on the screen of TV2’s cyclocross coverage is a countdown timer to tomorrow’s DK v GE euro handball final #priorities 😀

Views from a Danish cycle path We had about 10cm plus of snow yesterday during the night. It stopped snowing at about 7am. These pics are from approx 8:30am as I made my way around the "communist anti-car hell" that is the 15 min community in which I live.

I do find the posts from blue tick users telling new users how to use blue sky amusing … who made you milk monitor?

In case you were no aware, it’s Christmas

God Jul

Mission impossible- final reckoning … so so bad