Fascism is exhausting.

Why are we expected to pretend any of this is sane or rational?

Someone should tell MAGA 'Christians' the correct spelling is 'Jesus of Nazareth' and not 'Jesus of Nazi Wrath'.

You think you’re fine until you‘re outside in the sunshine enjoying what could be mistaken for a Spring day when you realise you were, in fact, not fine and winter had worn you down to a nub.

Here. Enjoy this Serious Journalism for Serious Grownup People.

I guess this explains the fleet of chinooks that flew over the house yesterday.

The Waffle House is probably the most egalitarian institution in the American South. Everyone is welcome at any time. You'd have to be an absolute walloper to be banned.

I had etiquette training from Liv Tyler’s grandmother.

The 800-Year-Old Oak This giant of Fredville Park Kent England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 it is one of England’s most impressive ancient trees

"We called London a war zone and moved to Dubai by mistake"

The Curious One

On Valentine’s Day, we invited women to write letters of love to the trans community. Since then, we’ve received more than 140 letters, from women across the country and from all walks of life. Each one offering love, encouragement and solidarity at a time. Today we’re sharing the first three...

If you think about it, it makes you wonder what level of coercion is applied to those who take tens of millions of pounds from foreign sources. I think the time has come to end the practice of receiving donations from anyone who is not a British citizen residing in the UK.

Sad this lovely human has left us.

Hahahahahahaha cc @paperghost.bsky.social

You don’t get rewarded for doing good things if you made a scene about not doing those good things before you did them. Welcome to parenting and politics.

Starmer: “If you don’t like our policies you can leave.” Voters:

i think mr goodwin vibe wise suits being a loser so i don’t think he will win. narratively, makes sense for him to go on some sore loser post-election rants about probably islamism or something. on balance, i think narratively it makes sense for hannah spencer to win. purely vibe based predictions

Once again, powerful men are thoughtless, careless, and not very bright.

Anyone surprised Hoyle is a grass?

People who aren't having sex always want the rest of us to suffer.

Happy Willy Wonka Experience Anniversary to all who are celebrating.

This rules. Source: www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8xYY78p/

Look what just arrived in the post @pacarnahan.bsky.social, signed copy and all - thanks a lot! And thanks to your publisher @tobasmuss.bsky.social too!

And Pollokshields would be the first stop on their terror tour. Can we please have independence before these psychopaths get into power?

Happy #caturday from a couple of knuckleheads.

I've made a few updates to my website - including adding a shiny new shop where you can (if you're in the UK) order stylish signed copies of my books. Why not take a look - and even let me know which of the zillion glitches I've fixed three times already have sneaked back in? www.paulcarnahan.com

A bad week for LOSERS, I guess.

Happy to share that some new paintings are now available on my website, including these two: "Love Koi I" & "Love Koi II"; 29x21cm, Japanese watercolours + fine liner on paper Available here: wgsaraband.com/geometric-co... (feel free to look through other galleries on website for different styles)

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i have made my wife in every game with a character creator from oblivion to baldur's gate and beyond. fighting, rpg, adventure, trombone champ, you name it. the best was battletech where every time she died it made a clone and i ended up with a memorial wall featuring 29 dead wife clones

This is blackout poetry to me

get to work!

It would be great if the robots and cyborgs in films were more like my printer. Arnie stands up in the alleyway, out of the smoke, but takes six goes to do it, with a swirl of deafening servos then spits out an error report and turns himself off.

This man wants you to think he should be heard because he’s ’good at business’. He isn’t. He’s just willing to do the horrible things that most decent people wouldn’t consider. His billions? Unpaid wages. Fuck him.

The new neighbours seem friendly.

"History is women following behind with the bucket." So Morgan McSweeney has been replaced by Jill Cuthbertson and Vidhya Alakeson. Antonia Romeo is about to take over from Chris Wormald. Steph Driver may return to fill Tim Allan's vacancy. Sense that now there's a mess to mop up, get the women in

And the Lord said unto Noah, ‘Despair not. There shall be a hosepipe ban by July.’

A dresser inside a museum in New York City has been discovered as a secret stop on the Underground Railroad — the first of its kind discovered in Manhattan in over 100 years

Post a banger that isn’t in English. Corcovado - Everything but the Girl

I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.

TLDR: the ‘surprise’ candidate has been an MP since 2024 and is even more rightwing than Starmer. Ed Miliband is also mentioned at the very end but can’t be given serious consideration because he once awkwardly ate a sandwich. The state of journalism in the UK is dire.

When she came to us from Ukraine just over a year ago, Evie wasn’t sure what to do with toys. Now she’s built up quite a collection and loves to play. It’s a lovely thing to see. #RescueDogs

Blessed #caturday from Toby, also known as Tobit, Antonio Carlos Tobim, and Uncle Tobasmuss.

Bye, Felicia.

Sure, billionaires are monstrous amoral pedophiles who look at other human beings like disposable trash, but at least they contribute absolutely nothing of value to civilization and are actively contributing to the destruction of humanity