If a man hasn't shone a bright light through his ballsack and admired the result, he can't truly say he's lived. It's oddly mesmerising.

You have to feel for McInnes here, an extended conversation with Robbie Savage has to be up there for the greatest burden a man has to suffer

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Absolute word. Fuck wind.

Help us make hope normal again. Join the Green Party now.

Uruguay's electricity grid going 100% renewable in just five years proves how quick and easy the transition can be, and therefore how the failure of other countries to do the same is inexcusable

Today is the last day of our campaign. For people forced to flee their homes, your kindness provides warmth, dignity & HOPE. If you can, please donate today to help rebuild lives and help someone start again in safety. Thank you for all of your support 🧡 🔗 ow.ly/tx3k50XTVZA

@davidbastin12.bsky.social good pubs in York city centre?

Eagerly awaiting the UK stripping a white man of his citizenship in 3...2...1...

No new pictures where are you mentally

The occupants of this property, sit on social media, calling people who look like me, low IQ

After campaigning on change they've done absolutely nothing but make the lives of anyone other than the rich worse off, same as their pals before them. Man, that was fucking difficult. A real brainbuster

People are allowed to be annoyed by overused and annoying phrases. Go back to petting your heckin doggo or whatever.

Bravo.

reminder:

Adding a victorious manager peeking at Wilfried Nancy’s tactics every time Wilfried Nancy’s Celtic lose

Connect 4 🔴🔴🔴🔴

Rebel without a pause

Word.

Cammy fucking Devlin, BTW

Annoying to lose the clean sheet IMO

I live in Wales and today received my Join Us letter from Reform UK, complete with SAE which I posted back to them, immediately, empty. If every other person in Wales did this, Reform would spend over £1.5 million on postage. Not sorry. Join me Cymru.

@faceseverywhere.bsky.social happy pickles 😋

I joined the Green Party, because if Zack Polanski isn't our next Prime Minister... I'll probably be dead within 10 years.

It's going to go from "No Scotland, no party" to "No Scotland" very quickly...

For non-Brits: nobody can afford to get sued by revved-up wingnuts and crackpots armed with JK Rowling’s money, and nobody wants to be the next organisation protested by the far right and monstered into the heart of the earth by the world’s most poisonous media outlets. So they are folding.

Genuinely hilarious. Please send it to China.

Invent better shit!

Nearly 40,000 and rising. Keep it up peeps!

@faceseverywhere.bsky.social happy chocolate

If Hanley and Adams start on Tuesday, I'm going to write a letter of complaint

The Labour Government reeling off the same far-right talking points on immigration. And look who is celebrating. The far-right. There is a political alternative that won’t ever scapegoat those fleeing war, persecution and torture join.greenparty.org.uk

SING THE FUCKING CHORUS YA FANNIES

Beautiful. 👌

Which one is more English?

We can only hope the new chairman is less far-right than Dr Budge. My wish list: - Get off X - More investment in women’s football - More inclusive community programmes for refugees and minorities

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Oh yes, it's that season! Fisherman's Friends, soup for lunch and the transition to dark beer...

“But, but, but I get more likes and retweets for my shitty posts about Hearts on X!” If you’re still posting on X in a personal capacity, I’m sorry, you’re a piece of shit. If it’s to boost your business… look in the mirror. Is it worth it?

I cannot emphasise how much I fucking hate 12 o'clock kick offs

England's colony and don't you forget it.

Only in Scotland can there be a warning for rain, but none actually forecast