Fuck this guy

Literally political violence

That Maddow interview was fucking embarrassing for Kamala

"Write anti-ICE messaging on the bullets"

One of the great tragedies of our time is that every single pejorative political nickname is so fucking annoying and unfunny, except for some of the stuff Trump comes up with.

I believe in treating each human with respect, empathy, and compassion. ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.

I have no idea who shot at the ICE facility or why, & hard to trust this FBI director. Murder is always inexcusable. Now, the idea that people are mad at ICE because of ‘Democrats’ rhetoric’ & not because of daily videos of masked ICE agents assaulting people, including citizens, is for the birds.

It can only good happen

"I regret not listening to my constituents who were extremely clear" is a hell of a take after she went out of her way to tell them to go fuck themselves.

I hate to say I told you so but… www.ynetnews.com/article/sjje...

US polls: Do you support socialism: Y: 9% M: 84% Do you support the establishment of a regime which makes it so people's needs are met and workers are paid the full value of their labour, by force of arms if necessary Y: 71% N: 14%

As I was saying…

Does Jimmy Kimmel fuck now? I need a minute.

You know what that means, brother

Breaking: Failed presidential candidate returns to remind everyone how much they fucking suck

BREAKING: Florida cop treated for autism after exposure to tylenol during traffic stop

Normalize talking about Christians the way Christians talk about Muslims.

It's weird how Tylenol caused autism (first diagnosed in 1943) before it was even invented (1955). What a clever drug.

Do we have to bring our backpacks to the rapture?

As America's most pro-business leader in a generation, I will choose one company each week and accuse them of witchcraft

Seeing Trump running from the Epstein files feels like watching it follows

Just one piece of bad news after another these days.

Me consoling George Washington as we both burn in hell

Imagine using the fact that people want action from their politicians as a pejorative.

Is there a specific time the rapture is supposed to happen or are we on call tomorrow?

This is walking the walk, wow — most candidates would sooner swim in a sewer than turn down a televised town hall

I formally request that President Trump, his supporters, and DHS law enforcement stop being depraved, evil pieces of absolute putrid shit dead set on destroying anything good about the country and world, and take immediate steps to make amends. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Watched Superman for the fourth time this weekend and i still teared up at “PEOPLE WERE GOING TO DIE!!”

Sorry, can’t come into work today, I’m ill with autism.

Imagine if all of these countries had done this BEFORE the murders of 60,000 innocent people.

Getting actual road rage from truck simulator. Time to put it down.

Speaker after speaker at this memorial is explicitly likening him to Jesus Christ. (Slain in early 30s, etc.) Don't know how this goes over with people raised in other faiths. Having been raised as a church-going Protestant Christian, I say: What the hell! This is not how Christians talk.

Watching a YouTube video about how SpongeBob is gay and all of the characters in SpongeBob represent different aspects of Marxism.

Well, obviously Jimmy Kimmel was wrong to suggest that MAGA World was making a spectacle out of Charlie Kirk's death.

This is pretty good

Blokes don’t cackle as they use their unimaginably long limbs to leap over garden gates after picking the pockets of young ladies fair anymore.

:(

DO A FLIP

Thinking of all the legitimately heroic people that the Dems have historically been too cowardly to honor on a national stage.

No one should get violent threats. But if you’re gonna change your vote because of it, you should resign. I’Ve been getting violent threats all week and not only do I have no intention of shutting up, I think it’s evidence that we need to say it louder

something something political violence

just had a customer walk out bc we don’t sell mdma