Why the hell is that damn bell tolling?? For whom could that possibly be?

In this house we allow fallen leaves to serve as habitats for life

butlerian jihad but only for leaf blowers

Rob Liefeld does not want to open the “your art looks like shit” can of worms

It needs to be colder. 50°+ and it’s almost December is fucked up.

That’s when i hit them with a “good golly” or “you’re really steaming my shrimp right now”

If the Greeks had looked a gift horse in the mouth they might’ve seen that there was a bunch of guys with weapons in there

Taking the bus for free is going to make your kid a faggot

All I'm sayin' is that we didn't bail out Ty when Beanie Babies crashed.

If i ever post anything that’s, like, worryingly depressing it’s probably just a song lyric.

I’m really getting over the “doing nothing ever is quirky” shit I’ve been on for the last few years. I miss people and i miss doing stuff.

Here we go. We warned you. He’s gonna transition every New Yorker. It really is everybody transgender, Trump was right.

Dadgummit. Dadgummit all.

Just saw a Nintendo gamer say that the switch 2 plays too smoothly??

Don’t mind if i do

The crazy thing is, it’s SUPER easy to not have people hate you this much.

The first amendment shouldn’t apply to the president.

On this Trans Day of Remembrance, we remember the bright and courageous trans people whose lives were stolen by hatred. Their absence is felt across our city. We will honor them by building a New York where every trans person can live safely, fully and freely.

First Democratic member of the Senate to attack Greenblatt in public?

I really hate it when scientists keep saying that “we need to rebuild trust in science,” because it implies that scientists are to blame for the mistrust rather than the millions of dollars of dark money that have funded political attacks on science in order to advance a far right agenda.

You’re telling me some whores made these doovras?

There are no “good landlords”. If you’re a landlord you’re inherently a piece of shit leech. Get a job and earn your own fucking income.

MORE OF THIS!!! Good shit

Larry Summers Announces He Will Step Down From Chair With Belt Around Neck

Liberals love blaming every day people who didn’t vote for what’s happening just because they’re too far left way more than they do the people actually doing it or who voted for it.

Babe, are you /gen or /j right now?? Please be /j. Babe–

if i made a joke that flopped this hard in front of my friends id kms out of shame. and yet he did it on live television and has not yet committed seppuku. this is how we know he lacks courage

The Democratic Party would be a lot better if it had embraced Zohran Mamdani the way it's embracing Marjorie Taylor Greene.

The game awards website is fucking PAINFUL to use

Making superhero costumes all black is so boring and washed by now. I thought we were past this.

Great news. This is what an ICE agent looks like in a mugshot. Meet Gerardo Rodriguez, 45, of Temecula, courtesy of the Riverside County Sheriff’s Office. Arrested for "illegally detaining a minor at gunpoint while off duty last week." 🧵

Donkey Kong being nominated for GOTY is a hate crime

Do these people have any other talking points than "Muslim=bad"? They're doing the "transing the gay away" conspiracy theory with an Islamophobic twist.

Finally

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I get a little pissed off whenever i realize that i am, in fact, not too cool for Star Wars.

lol

I'm going to give you $2,000... emotionally.

This aged poorly bc now I’m watching the movies

People rightfully make fun of annual smartphone releases, but why the fuck is there a new version of every car every year?

Scattering a loved one’s ashes in a public place will always be weird.

Ok so Bill Maher is in the emails, got it

“”November””

This is embarrassing.

Indiana Jones and the Great Circle would’ve broken my little gourd when i was seven.

I miss when November was cold

Fuck DoorDash drivers who accept your order and then don’t move for more than ten minutes.