2 episodes in and Small Prophets is an absolute delight.

In fairness to The PM, how could he have known Mandelson might not be trustworthy when he gave his word?

I see Martin O'Neill has dipped into his rolodex.

Strong local garage on Christmas eve vibes from Celtic's transfer window

This Arne Engels financial scam seems a bit transparent

Can I shock you? I like Hibs, despite all the things I've said

That is.... not the team I'd have picked

You have to feel for McInnes here, an extended conversation with Robbie Savage has to be up there for the greatest burden a man has to suffer

Alesys like Hearts to have at least one mid 20s player who's clearly balding so good to see Leonard sign.

Stop calling it evidence ffs.

I don't think anyone believes that the Beckhams are brazen self-publicists, sorry Brooklyn

Not going to lie, the Americans aren't making it easy to ignore my morality for the world cup

Getting sacked after 34 days and it being 28 overdue is remarkable

This must be the first time ever America has meddled in the affairs of a South American regime

Well, 2026 is fucked. It had a good run

Secret traitor is a shite idea. Or rather, it sounds like a good idea for about a minute then the implication of how much it'll unbalance the show kicks in

Connections should not be allowed to use Homophones until they stop pronouncing words in American

No offence lads but if I wanted to know what absolute wingnuts were saying on Twitter, i could have stayed there. There is fuck all to be gained from screen grabbing them on to here. There's more than enough lunatic news to go round already

Always worth taking part to remember just how many of these odious clowns abound

Celtic need to give Nancy time. Lots of time

I would like my social media record to reflect that FIFA are a disgrace

Mark Clattenburg describing himself as football people. Gtf you self-impressed clown

I don't think I've seen an entire team not celebrate such an important goal before because they were so sure it was offside

Alan For the love of Fuck Forrest

Exam Question. Without being explicitly racist, explain how a rising number - but falling percentage - of 'white' people in the world is a bad thing.

The new Avatar movie is 3hr 20m long. Well done all those folk who said we should come out of the Geneva convention, this is for you.

I'm still enjoying Stranger Things but it's definitely time for it to end. I hope the ending is great. The plot is now the least interesting part about it which is a fate that pretty much any 5 series narrative driven show is going to suffer from.

Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen Run The Jewels The Baron Knights Madonna The Kelly Family Les Dennis

FIFA actively going out their way every day this week to make the World Cup worse.

I have never directly called the leader of any political party a racist cunt.

You should totally take comedy tips from the unfunniest man who's ever lived

I've said it before and I'll say it again. 3 at the back is terrible

People who want 4 day tests looking like arch traditionalists these days

Order of preference for world cup venues. Canada Mexico Mahmdani's Communist republic Seattle San Francisco LA Possibly Boston Hell The 7th circle of hell Houston

1. Not Scotland 2. Not Scotland 3. Not Scotland 4. Definitely Not Scotland

I believe Sir Alex said it best. What a night. I've endured a lot of brutal nights at Hampden but i don't think I've ever seen scenes like tonight. Scotto's goal though. Legend

Maybe we can take gold teeth as well. Or harvest organs. What a world

I've stuck up for Che Adams loads of times but I'd happily dropkick him off the Acropolis after that performance. Still no even our worst player, the two CHs were abysmal

Ezra Furman's new song sounds too like 4 Non Blondes for comfort

All her fault is the stupidest thing I've ever seen. I mean literally the stupidest.

Elon has watched all the movies, 3 times, and actually knows them all almost as well as he knows all the books, which he has also read all of and definitely understood. Yours, Grimes

Watched Frankenstein and it was .. ok. Looked great but the plot choices didn't really cut it for me.

I'm no sure what I'd do with a trillion dollars, but i reckon 'disappear down a racist kethole' wouldn't be top of my list

I regret to inform you that neither Rangers or Celtic are 'back'

The definition of insanity is repeatedly picking Tony Ralston and thinking he'll be able to defend

Barnes and Mowbray next please

I urge Dermot Desmond to look at some of the foul abuse he's taken from fans and double down by giving O'Neill and Maloney a 3 year contract

Just got out my car in the Clyde tunnel to congratulate Brendan Rodgers on Celtic's footballing DNA

Heart of Midlothian Football Club, we salute you