Connections should not be allowed to use Homophones until they stop pronouncing words in American

No offence lads but if I wanted to know what absolute wingnuts were saying on Twitter, i could have stayed there. There is fuck all to be gained from screen grabbing them on to here. There's more than enough lunatic news to go round already

Always worth taking part to remember just how many of these odious clowns abound

Celtic need to give Nancy time. Lots of time

I would like my social media record to reflect that FIFA are a disgrace

Mark Clattenburg describing himself as football people. Gtf you self-impressed clown

I don't think I've seen an entire team not celebrate such an important goal before because they were so sure it was offside

Alan For the love of Fuck Forrest

Exam Question. Without being explicitly racist, explain how a rising number - but falling percentage - of 'white' people in the world is a bad thing.

The new Avatar movie is 3hr 20m long. Well done all those folk who said we should come out of the Geneva convention, this is for you.

I'm still enjoying Stranger Things but it's definitely time for it to end. I hope the ending is great. The plot is now the least interesting part about it which is a fate that pretty much any 5 series narrative driven show is going to suffer from.

Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen Run The Jewels The Baron Knights Madonna The Kelly Family Les Dennis

FIFA actively going out their way every day this week to make the World Cup worse.

I have never directly called the leader of any political party a racist cunt.

You should totally take comedy tips from the unfunniest man who's ever lived

I've said it before and I'll say it again. 3 at the back is terrible

People who want 4 day tests looking like arch traditionalists these days

Order of preference for world cup venues. Canada Mexico Mahmdani's Communist republic Seattle San Francisco LA Possibly Boston Hell The 7th circle of hell Houston

1. Not Scotland 2. Not Scotland 3. Not Scotland 4. Definitely Not Scotland

I believe Sir Alex said it best. What a night. I've endured a lot of brutal nights at Hampden but i don't think I've ever seen scenes like tonight. Scotto's goal though. Legend

Maybe we can take gold teeth as well. Or harvest organs. What a world

I've stuck up for Che Adams loads of times but I'd happily dropkick him off the Acropolis after that performance. Still no even our worst player, the two CHs were abysmal

Ezra Furman's new song sounds too like 4 Non Blondes for comfort

All her fault is the stupidest thing I've ever seen. I mean literally the stupidest.

Elon has watched all the movies, 3 times, and actually knows them all almost as well as he knows all the books, which he has also read all of and definitely understood. Yours, Grimes

Watched Frankenstein and it was .. ok. Looked great but the plot choices didn't really cut it for me.

I'm no sure what I'd do with a trillion dollars, but i reckon 'disappear down a racist kethole' wouldn't be top of my list

I regret to inform you that neither Rangers or Celtic are 'back'

The definition of insanity is repeatedly picking Tony Ralston and thinking he'll be able to defend

Barnes and Mowbray next please

I urge Dermot Desmond to look at some of the foul abuse he's taken from fans and double down by giving O'Neill and Maloney a 3 year contract

Just got out my car in the Clyde tunnel to congratulate Brendan Rodgers on Celtic's footballing DNA

Heart of Midlothian Football Club, we salute you

A magnificent night of coefficient carnage so far, hopefully Graz for the treble

107% Inheritance Tax for estates over 1 million

Should really be called It:Welcome To Derry/Londonderry

Who among us hasn't accidentally got a Nazi tattoo and then decided to keep it having paid for the ink

Nether the police nor Villa should cave in to idiocy

It was a pretty poor bunch of albums nominated so hard to get excited about the Mercury prize but Sam Fender is definitely not for me

Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."

I saw One Battle After Another and i can only assume most of the massive budget loss was all the scenery Sean Penn chewed to death. Good film despite him

Kabore tonight becoming only the 7th Hearts player to score a hattrick in African World Cup Qualifying

Steve Clarke has given up on watching new games is the only possible explanation for calling up Barron

U ok France? Xxx

I've seen Scotland robbed enough times not to feel that sorry for teams when we do it, but that felt like the Brinks Mat of stolen wins.

Dunno why Hearts fans are getting upset at McInnes being linked to Rangers. It makes prefect sense from the press's PoV. I doubt Rangers go for him, and he might well have no interest in it anyway, but it's no some machiavellian plot to undermine us, just 2 + 2 = 4

2025 will have more A) Rangers managers B) French PMs

It's an iron law of the universe that the more hype there is round the Edinburgh Derby, the worse the game. Take a horrendous game and 3 points every time though

Good to see women are now allowed to be Head of fairytales as well