Watching Cape Verde absolutely going for it last night was another reminder of how bad Clarke's safety first, 2nd and 3rd approach to tournaments is

I'm now back from Boston where despite a lot of reservations before going out, I had a magnificent time. I met folk from pretty much every country in the tournament having a great time and getting on brilliantly. Having random punters from Iraq sing No Scotland No Party at you is class

That ref was fucking hopeless

So far my flight from Toronto to NY was cancelled so I had to drive 10 hours to get there and today my train has been sitting in New Haven for 3 hours without moving. It's not great omens for the game tonight

What's going on with Scotland? Actual proper fitba

I will miss Beni a lot more than is healthy. Good luck to him* *To be rescinded if he goes somewhere bad

I was all for booing Shankland into a new dimension, but now he's put out such a heartfelt Instagram post I'm won over again. Goodbye and no luck. I hope he gets a vaccine preventable illness

Wow, who could have etc etc

I believe Martin O'Neill has completed his investigation and concluded that all of the Hearts players elbowed themselves in the face

There's no way I'd want to see Hearts win the league because of a pitch invasion with a minute left, though on the flipside of that Celtic being stripped of it for that would objectively be the funniest thing that could happen.

Is there a single member of the public who likes Streeting?

No going to lie, I find the FoH statement pretty cringe. Also, if refs are going in raging about us calling them out it's counterproductive

In tears at Tommy Sheridan, who claimed a video of him about 20 years ago had been manipulated as he admitted to being in Swingers clubs, trying to use the worst AI photo ever as evidence the 'People's Club' were correctly given a penalty

Finally, the much conspired against Glasgow Celtic get a decision in their favour

Wes Streeting very much one for the 'is Keir really that bad?' column

Wordle will be popular today

Saw Kevin Thomson describe an insightful team talk from Walter Smith earlier as 'it was like b he had a 3rd sense' and I'm no sure I've stopped laughing since

The Samsung family have just paid off their 8 billion dollar, 50% inheritance tax bill and afaik they're not living in a gutter now.

The standard of refereeing in the CL is making me appreciate Kevin Clancy

Is it a coincidence that I could have drawn a sketch of the perpetrator accurately from the words lone-wolf and In Custody?

My wife got a reform leaflet sent to her personally today and it's fair to say I don't think she was impressed

Instead of banning pundits for calling them shite, have the SFA referees tried not being shite in the first place?

It's about time we had a vigilante Pope

Does anyone know a surgeon who can sew back the ears i cut off after listening to Stuart Murdoch's Scotland song? I'd like to cut them off again to do it justice

Turns out putting one of the worst referees in Scottish football history in charge of the standards hasn't improved them

Mad to think scotland won't score a goal at the world cup when the league is full of players who just need to be given the ball 70 yards out to be nailed on to score

We're at the 'i don't think he means nukes, but who knows' stage of the discourse. Very cool turn of events

Easter Snowday more like

I took my boy to his first Scotland friendly when he was just turned 9. He's going to vote in an election without having seen us win one

Are BBC showing the NI v Wales friendly? Blockbuster

A terrific night of football

I have always liked Dundee United

I for one am astounded that the 80b Sims wasn't a success

This is what we want

I've never seen Outlander but I've just seen a trailer for the final season of Outlander and are you telling me they've been airing those accents on TV for all this time?

The US should set petrol at UK prices for a day just for a laugh. Country would be destroyed in 24 hours

The Secret Agent was robbed lads. Outstanding film

I don't believe Marc Andreesen. There's no way he hasn't pondered the 'what came first, the chicken or my head?' question.

Cause of Death -Tony Ralston still being in the Scotland squad

Sean Penn having the most Oscars of any male actor should surely see the academy shut down. I mean I don't like to bang on about him but he's not good

Cannot believe they gave Sean Penn an Oscar for his GI Joe after a head injury performance

I've not heard a more annoying score than After The Hunt since Eyes Wide Shut.

Not been a great day in Glasgow. Devastating to see the damage caused and just hope it can be contained as quickly as possible

Preemptively announcing the intent to invade Cuba in front of Luis Suarez. What a world

I would like to reluctantly withdraw from the running for the position of Ayatollah. I wish the remaining candidates the best of luck.

Feel like Starmer could entirely change a lot of public perception of him by just going in two- footed on Trump in retaliation

Astonishing to think how many people were involved in that SNL sketch on Tourette's and none of them had the sense to point out how awful it was on every level

I hope HMRC have a welcome desk set up for those coming back from Dubai

If we learned one thing from Iraq and Libya it's that when an evil despot is removed and people celebrate in the street it's proof it was a great idea and nothing bad can come afterwards