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Travis' story about the comedian and the scooter had me genuinely rolling. Also, Dylan's use of the word "dumper."

The boys are joined by @travplaysgames.bsky.social in their newest episode! This time, they learn about all of the dangers of the hospitality industry, such as overbooking and baseball bats down the throat. Let us know your favorite hotel #horror! splitup.buzzsprout.com/2051435/epis...

New Polykill! www.buzzsprout.com/1351234/epis...

Get ahold of the newest Uncle Doug where Kev and I wax nostalgic on a childhood favorite of mine and one that he kindly tolerates. Also, Uncle Doug is still a @(#*)&$#@ker.

GET OVER HERE! Uncle Doug's DVD Bin coming at you with an uppercut of nostalgia: 1995's MORTAL KOMBAT!!! Does @travplaysgames.bsky.social finally forgive Doug? Was @spf45.bsky.social alone when he saw Doug nunchuckin' at night? #podcast #movies #mortalkombat www.buzzsprout.com/1997681/epis...

On today's DrunkFriend, @snesdrunk.bsky.social and I catch up with @thevideogamelibrary.org on everything going on with the database recently and discuss ways you can help! #thevideogamelibrary #drunkfriend #podcast #gaming www.buzzsprout.com/940924/episo...

Bonus Post 🎮 Throwback to my first-ever podcast interview for The Video Game Library — nerves, WAY too much prep, and the start of this crazy journey. 😅 Check it out here: buff.ly/v5R5cN5 @polymedianetwork.bsky.social @snesdrunk.bsky.social @travplaysgames.bsky.social

Uncle Doug returns with 1985's WEIRD SCIENCE! @travplaysgames.bsky.social and @spf45.bsky.social are joined by @manvsmeeple.bsky.social's David Waybright to discuss John Hughes's spicy teen adventure! www.buzzsprout.com/1997681/epis... #weirdscience #uncledoug

If you can make it to my neck of the woods, I have a few shows you can come check out! #bristolTN #blacksburgVA #comedy #standup

Had a great time interviewing my good pal @calebjross.com about his upcoming card game for bouldering enthusiasts, Beta Break! @snesdrunk.bsky.social busts out some impression mish-mashes for the ages: Stone Cold Mitch Hedburg, Mitch Hetfield, and more! www.buzzsprout.com/940924/episo...

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New Polykill! Trav and Steve kick a bunch of butt, beat games, take names, and read skeets. Shout out to the big killas, @brainiac345.bsky.social and @kwrgon.bsky.social @polymedianetwork.bsky.social #justbeatit #polykill www.buzzsprout.com/1351234/epis...

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I went to the store to get a cucumber and they were all the same price but one was much bigger so of course I got that one. When I took it up to the cashier he said Dang and swung it like a baseball bat a few times. Now that's what I call Going to the Store.

Only a couple days left to vote for time travel month! Right now 2006 is winning... is that what you want!? If not, do something about it!! www.patreon.com/posts/2025s-...

A fresh one today. Ya know, sometimes going peepee can be tricky. goofin.substack.com/p/i-really-h...

A true story of a boy lost in New York City who found nothing but trouble (and cheap smut). open.substack.com/pub/goofin/p...

S2 Episode 113: Post-Conker Clarity Steve has given up on playing video games but outlines the options for this February's time travel month! Over 150 games get beaten by the community - we're definitely winning the war against video games! Keep it up! www.buzzsprout.com/1351234/epis...

this place near me needs to start putting nsfw tags on pics of their food. i'm afraid if i get caught eating this in public they won't let me coach little league

being green looks kinda easy to me. jmo

finally got a peek at hunter biden's laptop. he googled -are the hanson chicks still hot? -highest spider solitaire score ever -how to get horse off balcony

how long have i been picking my nose in this meeting with my camera on?

My bad video game habit is playing the first hour or so of something until I get past all the tutorials, deciding I'm not in the mood to play it right now and setting it aside, then coming back months later and not remembering anything I learned in the tutorials but being too stubborn to replay them

if hawk tuah is so good how come they havent made hawk threeah

Going live on Twitch to chat about video games I played in 2024. Come hang out with me. www.twitch.tv/polymedianet...

They say do something nice for yourself once a day until it becomes a habit but cucumbers aren't cheap and I don't like that the ambulance driver calls me "sweetie" now.

Been doing some writing lately. Here's the latest one about some hijinks I got up to as a lad goofin.substack.com/p/my-first-sip

Don't have depression and wanna try it out? Start doing standup comedy.

you actually can fill the void at the core of your being with worldly possessions if you're really, really good at buying stuff

I know open mics are the only way to get better at standup but honestly i'd rather just skip to being good. i can bomb in front of people staring at their phones at home.

That time of year again where I google family obituaries to see who's left to send christmas cards to.

Sorry I put aviator sunglasses on the baby Jesus in your nativity scene and started singing “Highway to the manger zone.”

Saw a few friends post this and liked the idea. For every like, I'll ignore this graphic and reply with something entirely different instead. Lets go!

Don't read into the fact that i'm the smallest picture in the collage, I also intend to be the least funny at the festival as well

Excited to participate in this year's Blue Ridge Comedy Festival! If you're in the Bristol VA/TN area next week, come laugh! I'll be performing Thurs/Fri at the Lumac Rooftop Bar and the Cascade Draft house, respectively. 6pm both nights. www.blueridgecomedy.com

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