A steady stream of these backyard visitors lately. The only monarchs we need right now. #photo #photography #butterfly #monarch

This is a shoebill stork (Balaeniceps rex), a real African wetland bird famous for its massive shoe-shaped beak and dinosaur-like vibe.

Become ungovernable. 🫡

"Light Fossils" dinosaur light painting by artist Darren Pearson, known as Darius Twin, using a unique photography technique. The artwork is created using long-exposure photography, where the camera shutter remains open while the artist moves handheld lights to "draw" the figures in real-time.

Everyone needs to cry out no ffs, we need to do this now

Lovely Birdsong of a Wren 💕 #WildlifeWednesday

as part of the fiscal 2026 National Defense Authorization Act, automatic military draft registration for men aged 18-25 is currently under review pending finalization, so now would be a good time for everyone in that age range to practice having bone spurs

Holy yes my nutella sourdough is amazing Oh my god I’m too poweful

Me: I didn’t plant this wtf is this why is it here?! Why is there so much of it?! Mother Nature: Bonus gifts 🌱

No, silly, I never eat alone. I eat with an audience of pets hoping I’ll drop something

I don’t trust that pen I stole from my bank

I'd really like to see leadership calling for impeachment and removal, regardless of whether they have the votes to get it done. Same way we called for marriage equality before we had the votes. A leader's job is to lead. If a genocidal threat isn't impeachable, then nothing is.

I see you had someone clear-cut that tangle of locust trees I saw a fox and several deer in last month. Those daffodils all in a row on the margin are quite orderly, however

Sunflower showing his opinion about the current south Florida weather 😑🌱

Thunderstorms today! So many, all day! Thankful I tied all my tomatoes last week yikes! 🌱 they would have taken a beating

TFW you buy a plant and it overachieves for ya 🌱

Flower or weed? Discuss 🌱 *also wtf I didn’t plant this

Ope 🌱🩷

Nope, we do not need to do this

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!!!

Me literally every time I have to show my ID

WTF arrest him

I am grateful to the app lords that brought me to Bluesky, because honestly? I know if I saw you in person, I probably wouldn't say anything, least of all most of what I've said here.

The President of the United States is threatening to commit war crimes and wipe out a "whole civilization" — all because he started a disastrous war of his own making and had no plan and no strategy for how to end it. This is abhorrent, and the American people do not support this.

We do not support this

I'm calling for the president to resign immediately or be removed by force.

I’m assuming when my daughter says “it was gas” it means good as shit I dunno

Big pile of warm sticky donuts #oilpainting #art

I wish I could bake bread I suck at it so bad

I’m not looking for a funeral I’m looking for an arrest

Including cancer research for kids. Total dirt bags.

Please enjoy my cartoon for Tuesday's Toronto Star

morning

Can you hear me Major tom

Open the Fuckin’ Epstein Files, you crazy bastards.

Today I failed at focaccia, I’m super disappointed with it. 😭

He throws in a “praise be to Allah” just in case he missed offending anyone. Arrest him

It’s called blackout drunk you dummy

So we skeet on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past BEARDED CLAMS

Thinned and well behaved tomato vines setting fruit 🌱🩷

The year I made Russian eggs for the girls and got the dye wrong and the kids called it the year of the murder eggs

Second embroidery kit is done (and the French knots are a bit tidier than on the first one!) #embroidery

I can’t even believe the view from Space or that Bluesky put a label on this old photo that shows NOTHING #Prudes lol

OG single mom Easter pic She always made sure we were decked out for church but good lord, we were so poor. Happy Easter 🐣

Artemis II mission captures first pictures of the far side of the Moon.

Spot on.

I can crush a cucumber with my thut

News or Earth,Wind and Fire? A no brainer😌🎶 ❤️‍🔥