They say irritation produces pearls, which is why I bed each night inside an oyster shell in my hair shirt

Koi at the Portland Japanese Garden #FishyFriday #Photography #Fish #Portland 📷🐸

I like how baby sage flowers look like little hummingbirds coming in for a sip #flowerfriday #photography #art #flowers

🌻👩🏻‍🌾I’ve been picking tomatoes 😁🍅🌱 #homegrown #growyourown #fresh #lucky

Of all the things in my garden my favorite most prized plants are those pole beans. I love love them. This variety looks like a little galaxy 🌱

What’s that? You’re dying for a garden update? 🌱😂 hold on to your hand rakes! #SouthrenGarden 🌱 Alt text has the details 🙂 We survived the cold snap mostly. Zone 10B

Jacob Frey: "The notion there was a deal is false."

Hey DOJ, you up?

Whole Foods as a lunch option is ridiculous, too many choices yikkkkesss

It was 1992 and I was at the keyboard of my Gateway desktop participating in a flame war in some chat room and I distinctly remember typing “you jagoffs need to go outside and touch grass” in case you want to know the real origin story of that phrase

They’ve drunk their own koolaid these people

it tilts my days pulling at my hours never in my doorway hands i have not held the gravity of silence tender the lightness of being electric— pulsing across mornings and miles my hesitant heartbeat are you ok...? #poetry #photography

This is Bogie. This rope is his very favorite toy because it makes his tiny human smile too. 13/10 (TT: _chelsea_brown_4)

if you’re still in line to clash with pam bondi STAY IN LINE

Amateurs. I show my tits from balconies in New Orleans every day of the year.

I have no business at the Bluesky debutant ball, but I’m going in this

What are you wearing to the Bsky debutante ball?

Every day is Fat Tuesday when you love spaghetti as much as I do

Get you a girl that knows her way around lawn furniture

While other countries expand their humanity, my beloved country loses more and more of ours with each passing day. End this now

Home grown.. what a variety!😊 #tomatoes #HomeGrown

Being self employed is hard, I’m not a good boss or employee

one of the highlights to being the parent of a 2yo is going through your kids pockets after you put them to bed and seeing all the things they found interesting throughout the day tucked inside

Kid Rock makes music for men that think washing their asshole is “gay”

Need an impeach and imprison bumper sticker

Hundreds rally today at president house in Philadelphia, PA as several organizations are suing the Convicted FElon's executive order about slavery that removed signs about Washington's slaves. People are trying to bring the signs back. www.msn.com/en-us/news/p...

Today's haul

9 year olds y’all

I'm very unhappy about my taxes going for concentration camps

The other soup from the SOUPerBowl- Caldo Verde (Portuguese green soup) Potato/chicken broth, smoked sausage and chorizo, collard greens, garlic

Be brave people we all have to be brave right now and speak up against bullshit. We are Americans, since when do we tolerate our rights being taken away? Since never

Thread by Thomas Massie:

Im trying to eat healthier, so in honor of it being Tuesday and all... 🥃🌵🥗 🤣 🥃

Textbook. If you are surprised, it is because this shit usually, at least not in the last 150 years, does not happen in the US. And the past is mild in comparison

Sorry to be Radical Left but I don't think we should put people who haven't committed a crime, and aren't even accused of committing a crime, into any sort of "Detention"

Here is my conclusion after sitting through Maxwell's deposition with her refusing to answer a single question about the men who raped underage girls, saying she would only do so for clemency. She must immediately be sent back to the maximum security prison where she belongs.

You know who can also testify as to what was happening with Epstein and don’t need clemency? His victims.

The DOJ is mocking the entire Epstein investigation. They are sadistic and evil. Why are we tolerating this?

Criticizing our country is a right afforded to us by the constitution.

the only literary race I’m running is trying to get all these damn books outta my head before the icy hand of Death takes me to that big kayaking spot in the sky

10 year olds

Here I am. Posting a post. Not looking for a draft folder or anything. Don't pay any attention to me.

I can’t make it to work tomorrow my dog is sad

Curly Currently: Sleeping in her sheer shirt while waiting for her red K-9 shirt to dry. She sheds dry skin and smells bad because of the skin problem so the little shirts she has have to be washed frequently. Donations for her care: PayPal.me/maxdonprod #DogsOfBluesky #PuppiesOfBluesky #Puppy

10 year olds

MONOLOGUE FOR THE “HIDE REPLY FOR ME” OPTION: Thank you for your reply which, sadly, I find unsuitable. Perhaps, however, it will resonate with someone else. While I do not wish to see, or hear mention of, your reply again, I hope it finds a home—a home of which I shall know nothing. Bonne chance.

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But seriously, you can’t talk about any of this worldwide shitshow without sounding like a guy who lives alone in a van in a state forest and yells at squirrels. I mean, it’s more X-Files than X-Files. Anyhoo, go Pats

⚠️WOKE CONTENT⚠️ 🧵 It's Day 8 of #BlackHistoryMonth2026, my friends. I would be remiss if I did not mention the first Black woman to become an FBI agent. Today, let me introduce you to Sylvia Elizabeth Mathis. Pull up a seat.🪑(cont) #ProudBlue #ResistanceRoots #USDemocracy #Voices4Victory