Is this humpday?

Well that’s me singing Can’t Fight The Moonlight as I’m getting ready for bed now 🌕

This counts as a doctor’s note right?

Yay for Monday 🎂

Eating pavlova whilst cooking a curry after going to the gym is a balanced lifestyle right???

Sunday gym pump ft dirty bathroom mirror 🤪

I made lemon meringue pies 👨🏽‍🍳

I now have three 🤪🤪🤪

Well I didn’t see helping a drag king dressed as Heathcliff undress on stage on the cards for me last night 🤪

Someone was busy last night

I was going to make a “my own pocket monster” post but thought it was too much of a stretch 🤣

Happy Pokémon Day to all those who celebrate 🥳🎉🎊

I think the new haircut has settled in?

I had 8.5 hours sleep and feel so rested. Is this how you’re meant to feel in the morning 🙊🙊🙊🙊

I had a crazy evening and my hair cut AND then washed it 🤪🤪🤪

I think I got checked out HARD on the way home and I’m spending the evening with a dog. Could this be the best evening ever?!?

I started watching Scream Queens over the weekend, and lads, I’m kinda obsessed. I wish Denise Hemphill had her eyes on me 🤪🤪🤪

A weekend of good draws

Maybe briefs work for me?

If you’re having a bad day, just be glad you didn’t loose your double ended dildo on the way to work???

The fact that I didn’t win anything on the EuroMillions last night is just rude, right? 😭😭😭

Another day of waiting for an engineer to hopefully fix my broadband 😭😭😭😭

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He was on the cider last night and woke up like this 🙈

Another good day of pulls!

This may be my favourite type of koala 🐨

A friend just said I’ve been a gym bro for a while and I think I’ve just been traumatised 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Turns out a year of exercise really does make a difference 🤪🤪🤪

Did a 60 min exercise class, which was immediately followed by a 45 min coffee and pastry break. That’s balance right? 🤪🤪

Awake

The card drawer gods were kind to me today 🎉🎉🎉

Does this count as #FCF?

Love it when a wonder pick comes through!

How has it been “one of those weeks” and it’s only Tuesday 😭😭😭😭

Pretending I have biceps 🤣🤪

Omg, it’s FINALLY February 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

Turns out I have some flattering underwear in the drawer 🤪🤪🤪

Trying to remember why I thought a pre-christening gym session would be a good idea 💀💀💀

2 years, 2 headshots, 1 shirt What do we think of the new impromptu headshot? Is it a keeper? Or should I stick with the other one where my hair was on better form?

Belated new pack day!!!

I think I found some decent angles last night 😱😱

That Friday feeling? #FCF

Did someone say #humpday?

I’ve just been a lil piggie and had chicken tenders with my burger and chips 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪

Apparently every day is Halloween in this office 👻👻👻

A Sunday pump means I can have double donuts right? 🏋🏽‍♂️🍩🍩

Is this appropriate Sunday content?

Also got some donuts 🤤🤤🤤

I got a bit overexcited with the blowtorch 💀💀💀

Pray for me, I’m in borough market on a Saturday afternoon 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀