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Iβm ready for another platform of me doing mediocre
Another night of melting in bed π₯²
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Lolz at the news today π€£
3 days ago
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Went out on a Sunday night π€ͺπ«₯
6 days ago
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Today I woke up with Ashlee Simpsonβs Pieces of Me stuck in my head and Iβm not sure what this means for my day π€ͺπ€ͺπ€ͺ
7 days ago
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Iβve just been reminded how slutty my gym shorts can be πππ
8 days ago
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Getting in some pet time πΆπ
8 days ago
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Made a new friend at the pub quiz last night πΆ
10 days ago
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Who knew my cheesecake pic would be so popular! Hereβs an update pic π€£
add a skeleton here at some point
11 days ago
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Itβs been a day, so obviously I made a cheesecake π€ͺ
12 days ago
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Forgot plants will grow towards the light π€ͺπ€ͺπ€ͺ
12 days ago
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I guess the question is: why wouldnβt I wake up at 6:23am on a Sunday?
14 days ago
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The doggy date was kinda cute πΆ
17 days ago
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Tonightβs dinner date
18 days ago
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I got called βuncleβ by a group of lads in a car yesterday and Iβm still mortified ππππππππ
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19 days ago
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Did gym ππ½ββοΈ
19 days ago
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Can you find them all?
19 days ago
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Itβs madness how much I want a nap right now π¬π¬π¬π¬ Lowkey convinced someone has a voodoo doll of me and is dowsing it with sleepy time tea π΄π΄π΄
20 days ago
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Did a Sunday gym ππ½ββοΈ
21 days ago
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Pastry because democracy
24 days ago
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Itβs been a good day for the cards
24 days ago
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Does this count as a slutty lilβ waist?
24 days ago
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Will a pastry make me feel less meh this morning? π€
25 days ago
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Well thatβs a lot of potassium
26 days ago
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Still in bed though
27 days ago
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Why am I already away πππ
27 days ago
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Wednesday pre-work cardio class β
about 1 month ago
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Hit a lazy procrastination wall π¬π¬π¬π¬
about 1 month ago
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I took an amazing dick pic but everyone is asleep so I have no one to DM it to πππ
about 1 month ago
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Happy Miss Congeniality Day to all those who celebrate
about 1 month ago
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I did it πππ
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 month ago
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Thinking about taking a day trip to the seaside. But do I go Brighton or Margate??? π€
about 1 month ago
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Wouldnβt it be amazing to be reincarnated as a nepo baby π€ͺ
about 1 month ago
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Love a pre office day gym session π€ͺπ€ͺπ€ͺ
about 1 month ago
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Stubbed my toe putting a plaster on my shin. Love this for myself πππ
about 1 month ago
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Accidentally made 2.2kg of a chicken spinach paneer curry π€ͺπ€ͺπ€ͺ
about 1 month ago
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Because Sunday?
about 1 month ago
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Iβve just learnt Iβll be in charge of giving out drink tokens at my friends wedding. The power is going to go to my head isnβt it? π€ͺπ€ͺπ€ͺ
about 1 month ago
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Well that was a fun start to the day πππ
about 1 month ago
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Getting ready for the gym
about 2 months ago
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I think Iβm ready for the weekend already
about 2 months ago
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Well today has been fun π€©
about 2 months ago
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I made it to the gym with 5 hours sleep so obviously rewarded myself with two reduced Terrys chocolate creme eggs π€ͺπ€ͺπ€ͺ
about 2 months ago
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Someone said I was totally a Kelly based on this speech and I canβt work out how outraged I should be π€ͺπ€ͺπ€ͺ
about 2 months ago
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Smacked/grazed my shin doing box jumps at the gym. Does this make me gym bro or a noob?
about 2 months ago
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Blueberries are healthy right?
about 2 months ago
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Did an impromptu photoshoot for a friend and Iβm gaslighting myself into thinking this is bicep gains π€£
about 2 months ago
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A story in 4 parts π¨π½βπ³
about 2 months ago
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Canβt believe I have to be up at 6am tomorrow ππππππ Anyone want to swap days with me?
about 2 months ago
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Did a quick supermarket dash for some milk and bananas, and saw that Easter eggs are half price. This isnβt going to bode well for me at my big shop later π«πΎπ«πΎπ«πΎ
about 2 months ago
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Apparently I have a Pikachu chair now π€ͺ
about 2 months ago
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