if my trans siblings can't use your restroom, i will pee on your floor as many times as it takes

And let's be clear for the few here who think Democrats shld "just focus on affordability": these Democrats voted to actively punish trans people. That's not "focusing on affordability." That's going out of your way, bucking your party, to hurt people.

Mitch McConnell's hot dog suit has people asking a lot of questions already answered by his hot dog suit

I’m sure this is fine.

“I have a thing called Iran, and also, I need to, uh, wash my hair, and, you know, check in on my golf course, so idk if I can make the wedding.”

this reminds me about how the scam email trainings I have to do like every month at this job always highlight "scammers add in a message of urgency to get you to click the link without thinking about it" as a key element.

Have any of the Democrats done a press conference to say that they want to give millions of dollars to the J6er who sexually abuses children? Because the Republican platform is that they want to sexually abuse children, and they want you to pay for it?

…excuse me, WHAT?!

My god.

billionaire tribunals when

Well, double $0 is still $0, so…

The youth yearn for analogue.

Fun watching midterm ads being written in real time… “This is peanuts. I appreciate everybody putting up with it for a little while…But I don’t even think about that.”

Congratulations again to all of the legal and media elites who tried to pass of this fifth-rate reactionary as some kind of moral sage

I'm not a plumber. But I'm pretty sure that's not how sinks work.

Every GOP member of Congress should be asked by the press whether they agree Trump can use $1.7b that we, the taxpayers, paid so gov’t could work for us, as reward money to his supporters.

These pieces of shit are using sexual criminal Donald Trump’s taxpayer-funded insurrection reparations to pay off their own child sexual abuse.

“Police reported that Johnson, 45, tried to keep the children quiet by telling them he would share millions of dollars in restitution money he expected to receive from the Trump administration in connection with his Jan. 6 case. 'He said not to tell anybody,’ one of Johnson's victims testified.”

Everybody here

fuck this guy

This is the most corrupt act of the most corrupt presidency in American history.

The “we don’t have the votes” excuse for refusing to force a vote on impeachment is conceding the point and saying even the opposition party doesn’t think this high crime merits removal from office. It’s not being politically astute and pragmatic, it’s self-defeating in its cowardice.

why hasn't it happened yet

I realize there's a gulf between "what a president is explicitly permitted to do" and "what a president can get away with" but every single day is a damning indictment that the last administration did not see fit to pursue expansive power against Trump's return nor did it dare SCOTUS to stop it.

Nuh uh, I do not like this.

I volunteer as tribute.

They’re doing reparations for the January 6 guys.

still not quite over the fact that i watched 15 year olds get sued for millions of dollars for downloading twelve songs and now we all have to accept AI slop because every tech company in the known universe decided that IP laws don't exist now that they're inconvenient for them

my firm take is that any man loudly worried about fertility rates is a fucking creep

The media pushed Biden out for confusing the names of Zelenskyy and Putin at a press conference just like this, they called every notable Democrat in their contacts to ask “should he drop out,” but when Trump does it they say the president has strong views on the success of his recent meeting

…I’m so tired.

I can say this for Alito his ability to be pissy little bitch is unrivaled peerless in the little bitch field

The President is telling the IRS to give him $10 billion rn

“It discriminates against white people for minorities to have protected districts” is the end result of the anti-affirmative action and anti-DEI arguments. The Atlantic and NYT centrists who helped bring us here should think on that.

General Tso is an example of someone who’s done an amazing job and is being recognized more and more, I notice.

…what the fuck

"Suggests"? Was it the part where he said "I don't think about Americans' financial situation" that "suggested" that? For fuck's sake, @nytimes.com.

Billionaires are just such losers. Like, all the money in the world and they can't present as anything other than pathetic weenie dorks who have never been loved.

this fuckin guy

IN WHAT CONTEXT COULD IT POSSIBLY MEAN ANYTHING ELSE

BEHOLD THE SHOCK AND AWE OF OPERATION EPIC FURY— you know what never mind.

If "I don't think about Americans' financial situation" isn't in Democrats' ads by tomorrow morning, it's gross political malpractice.

It's just the barely suppressed racism of the dementia-ravaged president coming out publicly in an act of rage because he has no self control or self awareness anymore. Nothing at all to worry about.

Uhhhhhhhhh

today is one of those days i regret learning to read

Why are these fucking weirdos so obsessed with teenagers' sperm?

Why hasn't it happened yet?