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Trump Appears To Doze During Stroke

i’ve worked in tech more than 20 years. it has never been more ridiculous.

made a new mii that i’m kind of obsessed with ngl

GOOD POST

Jollibee Meteor logo is killing me

it is a testament to the staff at the Onion that they are able to keep up with actual headlines like this

Media needs to stop with "critics say" and just quote the actual language of the bill. HB 249 creates a new category of "seminudity" which can be used to arrest women who aren't nude, but are wearing clothing — leggings, t-shirts without bras — that religious groups feel is too provocative.

I love this text post so I drew it

okay not to like sentimental post too hard but seriously even with a terrible Monday i'm still in a pretty good mood after seeing my sibling for the first time in Forever

Also like an unfortunate thing is that a lot of people got into FFXIV and thought it was a forever game because they were going through a decade+ of content and then got caught up and realized the game is not built to do that and I don't think those folks can ever be won over

"Just one more lane bro"

nice, all the extra Effort last week had some solid results

the problem with having a teenager is the realization that a new localization of Naruto would have him saying "trust" instead constantly

Honey B Lovely! 🐝

modern day proverbs

It's a canary in the coalmine situation. The canary is not doing the work, but you'd much rather be in a situation where the canary is singing than flat on its back.

indirect indicators/straw polls like this are everywhere an opposite of "rainbow capitalism is a useful way of knowing there's a healthy business-shame environment" is unions getting supporters to put signs in windows of local business and residential buildings to judge support % before a strike

passkey is imho one of the most important security developments that touch consumers and also one of the worst consumer rollouts i ever witnessed because every company involved treats everything like an enterprise customer solution

Holy shit they were serious

oh my god i literally just realized i was misreading the visual cue for the fucking baseball minigame in Unbeatable and i'm going to go die in a hole now

the bgm track is now available on bandcamp! for free, or pwyw put it on your operating system, or stream, or video, or whatever~ radicaldreamland.bandcamp.com/track/phanto...

Stunning

i use a xiaomi smart band 9 because it can sync notifications and gets ~17 days of battery life so

chat is it good when your child has a conniving voice

Our new album is out today! A sincere request to help spread the word!

Figuring out the limits of a grocery run on my bike 👍

This woman is a handpicked Trump supporter from Arkansas and she is less anti-trans than the median Atlantic columnist

the problem with having hot friends....

I drew Ranni / ラニ

oh, if you insist (bookplate's already in it)

I do not regret to inform you that we are going to win

oh hey new local DDR machine that's fun

I'm sorry but it's impersonation for anyone else to have a sakamoto pfp

When playing certain games, you gotta ask yourself Am I enjoying this or am I making ice cubes? You deserve better than ice cubes.

I did not believe this until I became a parent and started listening to what other parents say about gender

Girl physics

the thing i always forget about using a weed eater is that it leaves my arm shaking for like an hour

break it

"Time for the birth of terror. Me." is incredible in any context.

From this day in 2021: My nephews were curious about Final Fantasy after seeing a Moogle I drew and I described Chocobos as looking "kind of like Big Bird" so then I had to draw it.

I have been holding my breath all day

i cannot describe how much i hope my expertises never become the subject of the day and how we somehow keep getting close

This guy says what I've been trying to say, only he's better at laying it out. I know Hegseth profited *right before* things went sideways.

Ranked Competitive Breast Growth