@kenjennings.bsky.social Ken quoting Smiths lyrics tonight!!

@gonzo.bsky.social Here’s 30 seconds of really good rubbins.

Clancy had a check up today. He did great but as a redhead he couldn’t hide his stress. Where a person’s face would be flushed, his little nose goes dark pink. #catsofbluesky

@drlindseyfitz.bsky.social Medical history archives could save lives in the future! Something up Dr Fitzharris’s street? www.bbc.com/news/article...

@gonzo.bsky.social @ripperelse.bsky.social Do you have any housemates who are so insistent on sampling people food? Or people who are naughty enough to indulge their atrocious behavior? #catsofbluesky

@wearenotenemies.bsky.social Hey Ben! You don’t have to worry about halal gelatin for cranberry sauce. Hope this comes in useful.

@gonzo.bsky.social @davewagner.bsky.social @ripperelse.bsky.social Clancy seems to be preparing for winter. Well at least his ears are.

@gonzo.bsky.social I know your household is sad this morning and my hearts aches for you all. Maybe I can give you a slight smile with Clancy’s snot bubble.

Hey @ripperelse.bsky.social look at little tiny Gonzo on his big adventure!

I know nothing could make @kermodemovie.bsky.social love her more, but if anything could it would be this.

"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"

Memphis writer Dan Conaway, who helped found the @dailymemphian.bsky.social & comes from a century of local journalism, has just been censored by his own publication. Here’s the column they wouldn't run. Please consider writing: [email protected] [email protected] Stand with Dan.

@gonzo.bsky.social A little bit of paper! And paper-drunk.

@gonzo.bsky.social Wanna hear a funny story? Clancy was being mean to Iris (sitting on her & biting her neck til she cried) so I intervened & told him to be nice. While she ran away I gave Clancy good neck scratches & a kiss & told him to be nice. THEN as I walked away he chased me and bit my thigh!

@gonzo.bsky.social Check out this outrageous and demeritful behavior! Also Clancy is entirely too big. The blade on the knife he’s reaching for is 13 inches! What might his intentions be???! (His intention is to get some butter.)

Went to check on Iris in the backyard. Saw her playing with this. Thought it was dead & went to dispose of it but it started to move. Pretty sure the neighbors didn’t hear me yelp as I yeeted it over the fence 😬 #catsofbluesky #cats

@muellershewrote.com @dgcomedy.bsky.social Today’s episode was peachy keen! Neato!

They may not have realized it but the NYT crossword setter honored my little kitty and her namesake today.

@gonzo.bsky.social We have a complicated scoring question for your judgment. Teeth and claws used but no real force behind it. Is it a bite? Also purring the whole time bc Clancy just loves to bite me.

@muellershewrote.com I just wanted to let you know that my coworker and I loved your pencil song at the end of Wednesday’s show.

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@muellershewrote.com @dgcomedy.bsky.social Oh come on! You do a whole Miracle Max bit but then when you do a story about Greenland, you just leave “unemployed?! In GREEN-LAND?!” Sitting there? Any body want a peanut? 😙😙

#throwbackthursday Tiny baby Clancy slept with his front leg stretched flat out underneath him and cuddled his water bowl. Grownup Clancy hasn’t changed. #catsofbluesky

@afrosabi.bsky.social I thought of you tonight. There was a story on ABC about a typically vicious pit bull who was rescued but is too scared to come out of his crate. But he’s learning to trust so maybe someday he can always be sitting on his person.

@gtconway.bsky.social #handsoff.

@dannyrobins.bsky.social I’m re-listening to #uncanny and in the episode with @teamtao.bsky.social Danny came up with an awesome band name: Burps of Chaos. Wonder what genre they’d play?

@ripperelse.bsky.social Another miracle fire proof Aggie.

Poor kitty who was abandoned the day he was born and so never nursed, didn’t ever need to learn to make biscuits so he doesn’t know how. 😿 So he does it one-handed. #catsofbluesky

TIL that when Iris makes a loaf she puts her chest flat to the surface so that her arms stick out like little bat wings.

NEW: Senator Marshall (R-KS) RUNS AWAY, fleeing his own town hall after being asked about DOGE firing Veterans. MAKE HIM GO VIRAL.

Iris wants to know what are those white things are flying around outside the window. @gonzo.bsky.social any ideas?

REPOST if you support our federal workforce and know how dedicated they are to their jobs. Show them you appreciate them!

On this dark and dreary #Caturday Clancy helped with a car project while Iris explored the garage. #CatsOfbluesky. @gonzo.bsky.social

@therickwilson.bsky.social Has anyone asked Collins if Trump has learned the lesson yet?

@gonzo.bsky.social If trespassing on a helicopter shelf is worth 5% how much getting in the pantry worth? Or does getting shut in negate the penalty!

The U.S. Air Force has removed a video about the Tuskegee Airmen from its basic training curriculum at Joint Base San Antonio-Lackland following Trump’s executive order banning federal DEI initiatives. The Tuskegee Airmen were pioneering Black pilots renowned for their service during World War II.

@benaaronovitch.bsky.social This is what I did today instead of consuming any live or online news coverage. Thanks for putting it in the world.

@gonzo.bsky.social Lookit! Clancy is nekkid! (The downside of breakaway collars is that the clasp wears out). NGL I’ll be sorta bummed if I can’t find the exact replacement; his collar was very “him”.

@paul77006.bsky.social Hi! Just wanted to pop in and let you know I found you through the Daily Beans. Nice to meet you. Love you J6 piece . @muellershewrote.bsky.social @dgcomedy.bsky.social

Donald Trump promised to lower gas prices. Instead, he’s trying to buy Greenland. Voters didn’t give him a mandate to invade sovereign territory–repost if you agree.

I can’t believe I almost missed it; I only remembered as I was leaving work. Today is Clancy‘s gotcha day! I’ve had my big guy for three years today

Clancy wishing everyone a glorious #catboxsunday !

Okay so here’s me walking on eggshells: Nancy Mace lied about a guy accosting her. Share far and wide. Let’s see if she sues me for “defamation.” 😘😃

The Time Machine... 🕰️⌛⏰ 🙋🏼‍♂️Guilty

@kermodeandmayo.bsky.social I wonder if this fellow commuter is a nature lover or swears a lot?

@ladyhistorian.bsky.social Hi again Melissa! We haven’t interacted since twitter went bad, and I wanted to share some news. Clancy got a sister Iris. She was born 4/30. She weighs 6 pounds to Clancy’s 20. They haven’t been snuggling since her surgery but I’m hopeful they’ll find each other again.