Good morning 📦😺

My new year's resolution this year, as every year, is to be a more available, supportive friend as well as an increasingly looming, formidable enemy.

Ontologist comedianes are lyke Ys thys anythinge?

Now please enjoy this incredible tabloid front page that references the show. And I beg of you, please get in touch if you know where I can find page 6.

Theory: cats can have ADHD too

Late Afternoon Light ~ Cyril Cox, 1958

- How can humans be so evil? Cats are better than people. Twix

Omg his little face and his little feet 😭😭 #kitten

I prefer my America neat

sometimes you have to choose a book by its cover. found this one while reshelving at the library this morning and greatly looking forward to reading it.

Grayson

Baby Marm Monday! 🧡💛🩵💙

He takes his barista role very seriously

i’m working on a sequel called “sorry, margaret, i didn’t realize i was muted this whole time! — god”

Happy Caturday! Time for me to get my butt in gear and get ready for work. Going in early today 💕

Maybe I am again? March 2025

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Omar curl

'Shell Company' is a misleading term for the unsophisticated, but the new item is important. www.nbcnews.com/business/bus...

I think anything that moves mining away from China and Africa is going to be good for human rights.

It's okay everyone. I have great news. I have done it. I present to you ... The greatest cat photo ever.

You know who really knows the score? The composer.

MY ACCOMPLISHMENTS THIS WEEK 1. Consciousness 2. Respiration 3. I petted several cats 4. Consumed pizza 5. Strategic AND tactical napping

I heard my friend Dan here give a remarkable brief talk about this last month. Thankfully, he’s written it up at length to share.

This is indeed brilliant

If you are cast as a straight man or romantic lead in black and white comedies alongside your brothers just because your parents were in the industry, you are a Zeppo baby, and yes I know this stinks, but if I had to think it, YOU have to think it.

Amen.

Aptitude tests are really good at telling you which careers value whatever mental illness you suffer from.

"what do you do?" "i teach middle school history" "wow, cool. when was the first middle school created?" "i hate you"

This is really smart by @sanders.senate.gov Go to republican districts and push voters to pressure their republican reps. www.commondreams.org/news/bernie-...

Remember when CPAC’s stage was the exact shape of the othala rune, a symbol which has been appropriated by the far-right because the Nazis used it for their SS Race and Settlement organization? Because I do.

success is 10% hard work and 90% inspirational quotes.

Well. Tulip is awake

Nevir shal Ich give thee up Nevir shal Ich let thee doun Nevir shal Ich runne arounde and go from thee Nevir shal Ich make thee to crye Nevir shal Ich 'farewell' sigh Nevir speke falsehood And cause thee sorrowe

Chris Kluwe is still out there working for the good. God bless that. (Shared from Fox News a forteriori only...) www.foxnews.com/sports/ex-nf...