I’m sorrrry…it feels like 103 degrees outside? Whatever we did to deserve this, I wasn’t a part of so I shouldn’t be punished too 😭

Jason Kelce is just constantly on side quests

I always forget, but I get offered free rooms at the Choctaw casino in Durant almost every week Sunday-Thurs I would gladly trade a free room for cheese/bread/olives from Whole Foods and seltzer waters from Kroger Like, for real though. Hmu

Dude, owning a retail business can be exhausting

As if these two couldn’t get any cuter 😭 #kitten #babycats

The cuteness is at maximum level tonight #kitten #lilbabies

I’m multiple episodes behind in Big Brother, but there’s no way Vinny has his longtime girlfriend after this 😂

I just realized, all cats are noopers

I just got woken up by a kitten punching me in the face and then sneezing right after I opened my eyes. Happy Sunday or whatever

I don’t really care about TCU or SMU, but imma root for the Ponies in honor of Rich Phillips

I set my drink down and now I can’t find it in my own house… How is this even possible?

I believe I have officially named these boys! Gustopher G. Bulgogi (black) Winston P. Worcestershire (orange)

Shoutout to all the old people that have fallen. That shits no joke I slipped and couldn’t catch myself so I fell directly on my hip/ass. And then I had to lay there for a bit and regroup It caused me to break out in a sweat 😂

I bought a carton of blackberries and they deadass have no flavor

HOLD THE PHONE.. Tyler Seguin is married to his stalker??!

Brb just dying from cuteness overload

I genuinely can’t handle how cute these boys are #kittens #babies #furbaby

wtf my MLB account got hacked 😫

I think I may name them Gus (black) and Winston (orange)

I’ve had my kittens almost three weeks and I still haven’t named them 😫

There’s no way this fight goes the distance

Those gold trunks look heavy as hell

Rob Lowe with another generic hat

Someone posted in a Stars group that we should do a tribute to Charlie Kirk at the first game of the season. Lmao what? These people are deadass delusional

My dad and I texting about the boxing match that’s on- Dad: “the guy in the green trunks seems pretty good” Me: “I really like the tassels on their trunks. It’s so cute”

One of my kittens just elbowed me so hard in the chin 😭

Epstein would use a yahoo email account

I forgot that I got to feed a manatee on vacation 😭 Look at that lil baby face omg

The amount of knee my cat is showing is making me uncomfortable

It’s absolutely insane to me that my sister is one degree of separation away from this man

Watch the shooter be a white Christian dude

Someone said they’re sad the shooter isn’t getting his flowers like Luigi did 😭

Also…we all know “gang violence” is just you referring to black people

To go out talking about transgender and gang violence just seems like poetic justice 🤷🏻‍♀️

I’m now in possession of an extra ticket for the Dumb Zone section at the Rangers game tomorrow Holler if you need one!

Does anyone have an extra DZ ticket to the Rangers game tomorrow? I procrastinated and it’s sold out 😭😫

I must have lightbulbs that only last seven years because my house is built in 2018 and in the last few weeks five different lightbulbs have gone out 😑

I’m pretty sure this orange kitten is part ragdoll and it’s so stinking cute 😭

I feel so honored that the Dumb Zone boys talked crap about me today Yall are welcome for me complaining 💚

Who the hell is Helman?

Do you like my hat?

I got new neighbors that I haven’t even met yet, I just know it’s a father and son. Every time they mow their front yard they mow mine too 🥹

I swear I pulled into my garage far enough but the door hit the back of my car as it was shutting 😫

My poor mom won $3.25 at the same event 😂

I’m officially up $1,368 today at the casino and I’ve only played two slot machines 😂

Ya girl just won $980 at a free slot pull event 🎰

If anyone finds my Invisalign trays #3 upper and lower I’ll kindly take them back #kthnxbye

I was so dang cute in the 90s 😭

Holy shit….last year a guy joined my softball team and quit after one game because we were too intense Turns out he was a pedo who had a relationship with his underage stepdaughter and when it came out he offed himself Im literally speechless…