I guess my music style is artists people have never heard of #spotify

What I’ve been calling my kittens lately- Critters Crumpets Nuggets Butternut Squashes

Look at how freaking adorable Luka is 🥺

My sister saw Luka and Dirk in the flesh last night at Luka’s event and I’ve never been more jealous in my life

I voted in a local election yesterday and only 445 people voted 😂

ROCK CHALK

I’ve stopped at three different places, and no one has said a word about the fact that I’m wearing a zebra onesie

I’m so stressed about my business today and then the governor comes out and calls for the ban on medical marijuana I’m really trying not to freak out but FUCK. I’ve sunk my entire savings and life into this business and industry. And now some fuck ass Republican is trying to rip it away from me

Sometimes business mistakes are just so easy to spot. Why make each menu item a paragraph? I’m not reading that shit just to get a burger

Why am I having the Sunday scaries when I don’t even have a real job like that 😩

I want to open tiktok so bad, but I know it will mess up my attention span for the rest of the day I just keep scrolling past it and looking at it 😩

I asked one of my neighbors to let me know if they did a grocery store run because I needed some thing. They just posted on the neighborhood group that they just got back from the store and the roads are slick Cool, cool, cool. Real cool

I really need this ice to thaw out. I’m going stir crazy

OMG IM SO BORED

Is there a DZ game stream tonight or am I crazy?

Look how pretty my lil babies are! They’re in that teenage awkward phase 😂 #kittens

It’s me boys first snow! #kittens *don’t judge my sniffs it’s very very cold*

Well…I’m glad I don’t need to leave my house

Capitalism is crazy. Every dispensary I passed in Durant is still open. We normally close at 7, but I told my budtender to close up at 5 so he could get home before it get dark There’s no amount of money that’s worth putting my employee’s safety at risk

Currently watching Dwight Howard eat and freestyle on tiktok live

Bruhhh my emotions need to get it together I dropped my kittens off to be neutered this morning and now I’m crying… And I know it goes back to my last cat and all the surgeries she had, but damn

Get that fat orange fuck the fuck off my tv screen

How’s my weekend going? Glad you asked. Well, I drank a full bottle of magnesium citrate yesterday, that’s how it’s going

And a black Santa napkin!

Well…ICE is officially trying to put a detention center here in Durant. The city council passed an emergency order this week, so now any detention center has to be approved by the city first. But, imma be honest, I don’t trust these city officials to vote it down 😔

Myofascial pain syndrome is such a bitch. I’ve been having a flare up and the knots in my back hurt when I breathe. And just sitting is painful. Like bruh I’m still a teenaged adult young grown woman whyyyyy

Poor lil Gus got his head stuck in my oatmeal cup 😂

Omg Tony Romo needs a beard

His hand and his knee?? Poor lil Joshy 🥺

My kittens can now jump on my counters and boy, has it been an adventure so far

Making a king bed by yourself is so annoying I’m having to run a 5k just to go to bed with nice, clean sheets

NOOOOOOOO MIKE MCDANIEL

This is about to sound SG, but my secret to life the past few years is just embracing everything. Tragedy? Heartbreak? Death? Thank you universe, for allowing me to go through these things and become stronger for it. I now know that I can handle anything

I’m making a big batch of beans for burritos/bowls and I added the thickener too early so now I’m standing over the stove, half asleep, frantically trying to burn off the excess liquid

Bruh Tom Brady looks skinny af in this Pizza Hut commercial

Man, I hate Aaron Rodgers

I’ve been off it for a few months and now I’m back on my self-help shit 😂 These books have a chokehold on me fr Currently reading: Radical Acceptance by Tara Brach

I started my period and I can’t sleep so now I’m just crampy and grumpy

There’s some things only god can forgive….. and I don’t believe in god so protect ya neck

I swear, two drinks in and I have the confidence of a white man who’s never known adversity

I took my car to get an oil change and I triple checked there was no weed in my center console. I got my car back, opened the center console and there was a bag of weed

I made the mistake of going out in public in Oklahoma today and now I’m just in a bad mood and hate everyone

I can’t sleep so I just inhaled a piece of apple pie from my garage fridge, and I left the spoon in the fridge in case I go back for more

It’s not Christmas until you get a text from a customer asking if we’re open today

I really need my friends to get into Trixie and Katya as much as I am

I’m gonna eat Taco Bell in bed and you can’t stop me

My town is small enough that I try to find the closest license plate to mine, the guy in front of me is close with mine being 685 and his being 751. The closest I’ve seen is 12 away from mine, as you were clearly wondering

Is anyone else ecstatic that Timothee Chalamet is living his best life and rapping with EsDeeKid? Bruh has waited his whole lil existence for this

Can my vision board just be dollar signs?

I’m walking through the casino and you’d be plum shocked at how dry my contacts are