who up normalizing they communism?

TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that? We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to

My pet theory that the idle time computational capacity from OpenAI, Grok, etc. buildouts is being used to brute force the Satoshi wallets is getting funnier by the day

NYT Headline Pitch: Trump’s Approval Numbers Have Never Been Lower. Are Pollsters Asking the Right Questions?

mf thinks JP Morgan and Chase are living breathing people who didn’t die a long fucking time ago

you tellin me they let hillbillies in this ballroom?

Was Ward Churchill a victim of “cancel culture”?

Reminder that Peter Thiel thinks Greta Thunberg is the antichrist

Boy howdy, MAGA seems to be crashing out over these latest Epstein emails.

If a nearly 90 year old woman hit me with a Dragonball Z spirit bomb like this i would simply commit seppuku and write poetry while I bled out, soberly reflecting on my dishonor but of course he lacks this awareness which is why she drew her katana in the first place

If I saw JCO posted about me, I’d pack it up. Close all the accounts, cancel all the plans, maybe even fake my own death and become a desert vagabond. No one needs that kind of attention

lol she got his ass and he knows it

me trying to shove my oversized carryon into the overhead compartment

Hell yeah! Crime is legal! And on the menu!

There was nothing stopping other candidates from taking Zohran’s policy ideas. He’s been saying the same things for the last year! It’s been quite the ride since his Jacobin column last September where he demanded Mayor Adams’s resignation jacobin.com/2024/09/zohr...

New awareness campaign

there is zero chance that the bribes he’s getting are going to build a ballroom or do renos. he’s pocketing those. we are paying for it

Here’s Bill Ackman retweeting someone correctly surmising he lacks self-awareness. He may lack all forms of awareness.

Pretty funny to see CNN still after all these years denying Islamophobia is real by attacking the integrity of its victims

what happens to the economic formulas when the productivity gains are negative? it’s probably fine

need to get an ai mario cuomo to endorse zohran and say “he will continue my work and usher in a worker’s revolution”

When he’s wearing a tuxedo, they call him Curtis Yarving. Just kidding, they still call him dumbass mcfuckface

Bloodlust of the Soy www.msn.com/en-us/news/u...

This crackhead Joshua Haymes thinks he’d own slaves. Dawg you’re too poor to play with the big boys

resist the temptation to do epic dunks on these guys. block and move on

the way sora is going he ought to change his name to sam alt-rightman

He went skinny dipping with William F. Buckley. Being on a boat wasn’t really the important part of the story

The Five Things DOGE emails did absolutely nothing to improve the functioning of the federal workforce. Nothing.

Always be on your best behavior around a Tesla. Never point a Flipper Zero at one. Transmitting unauthorized infrared signals is a hate crime.

New cryptid I don’t wanna hear about just dropped

Is America healthy again yet?

Nothing Giga about that chair, Cuckold Bear

Not paying for those pizzas is cancel culture

The hardest major is geology

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I'm seeing a lot of "Swasticar" but I think "White Powerwall" has slipped under the radar

Conservatives are always on about IQ, when they should be concerned about EQ (Egg Quotient)

I’m the antifa operator responsible for replacing all the beef tallow shipments with seed oils

Elon always always picks women to target because he’s a punk bitch. Of course today he also said he challenged Putin to one on one combat (lol)

Hey Mark Kern!

Call the waaaambulance, someone fucked with gamers

Sorry I crashed your stupid penis rocket, bro