His doctors have asked him to do a cognitive test THREE times.

I fear that this is just the tip of the iceberg. newham65.wordpress.com/2026/01/02/l...

You'd think the British government (and everyone else still using X for 'reach') would not want to be known to be frequenting a platform that carries and actually generates child porn. And yet they keep posting there.

The inability of Spurs players no more than five yards apart to find one another with a pass is breathtaking. #COYS #BRETOT

What was the last movie or TV show you watched in 2025? 🎬📺

Apropos of nothing 😏 Old Russian joke. Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to. Guy says: “looking for an obituary.” Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.” “Not the one I’m looking for.”

Sell him to Brighton on the last day of the window.

The White House can do one, frankly

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Imagine talking about wealth inequality at a rally for a party led by a multi-property owning landlord.

I cannot say it often enough, I hate VAR. #CRYTOT #COYS

Needs his instructions, obviously.

Barely any contact and certainly nothing intentional. Harsh yellow. #CRYTOT #COYS

That’s not how you spell Brexit.

This is literally what the Telegraph campaigned for.

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Trump: Under my leadership, America is the most respected country in the world. Rest of the world: LOL

Headline in the Mail: REEVES’ £1 BN BOXING DAY SALES SLUMP. Retailers set to take devastating hit over flatlining economy and collapsing consumer confidence. Headline in the Guardian: Boxing Day sales boost predicted as shoppers hit high streets and online.

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Good. Next step, propose travel bans for any US official or legislator seeking to interfere in or undermine the democratic processes of the EU and/or its Member States, please.

Anyone else feel like the absence of VAR has improved their enjoyment of this game? #ARSCRY

That feels fair, after all the effort Palace have put in. #ARSCRY

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So someone who was on the Apprentice turned out to be a self-centred, entitled, narcissist prick? Shocked, I tell you. Shocked.

Spurs-level defending there from Villa. Jesus wept.

She is an utterly vile woman, devoid of humanity and compassion who pretends to be a Christian. Can you image the kind of window licking dipshit who’d vote for her?

Browsing through my Facebook and Bluesky timelines, the expression Empty Suit comes to mind. I’ll say no more than that.

Hilarious to see right-wingers using the same argument that communists used to deploy.

Almost 70% of voters didn’t want a Reform councillor but they’re getting one anyway thanks to our stupid, broken electoral system.

Least surprising plot twist ever

💯this. No Labour MP or councillor should still be on X. And ministers should be taking their departmental comms accounts off too.

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Cycling and walking could help deliver almost everything Brits say they want to achieve in 2026 — if we design streets to support them. Getting fitter, losing weight, being healthier, saving money; enabling active travel quietly does all of it. With no gym contracts.

New on my blog: saving lives, one healthy school street at a time. forestgate.net/2025/12/17/s...

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“No less an authority than the United Kingdom’s former Prime Minister, Liz Truss” That’s a real sentence that someone wrote, which made it into Trump’s legal filing.

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Love this list every year. medium.com/@tomwhitwell...

Why is Prince Andrew not writing any Christmas books? He hasn’t got any titles. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...

More wannabe dictator shit.

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Trump doing Putin’s work for him. These people are not our friends and allies.

How is using a font that is bundled at zero additional cost with Office "wasteful"? Hasn't Rubio got anything better to spend his time on?

"there's a new serif in town"

That thing about not thinking the leopards would eat *your* face…

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It’s way past time! actionnetwork.org/petitions/pe...

How do you have a shortlist for World Sport Star of the Year and not have Tadej Pogacar on it? www.bbc.co.uk/sport/articl...

*cough* Hitler Youth *cough*