Now, as Britain drags its heels, we have verified the killings of more than 100 ex-Afghan forces in the country since 2023 – with one executed in front of his children

ICE Boasts Zero Murders Committed By 5-Year-Olds Since Child Detainments Began https://theonion.com/ice-boasts-zero-murders-committed-by-5-year-olds-since-child-detainments-began/

Cartoon by @ivan-ehlers.bsky.social.

Simpsons did it

The thing about 7 billionaire freaks passing the same increasingly large wad of IOUs back and forth, is that only a pundit could possibly think this translates to increasing prosperity for everyone else.

"[A]gents engulfed my car in tear gas, smashed my driver-side window, and pepper-sprayed my face.... I spent three nights and three days in federal custody. No explanation. No charges. No apology. One day, I was just told, 'you’re free to go.'" #KavanaughStop

"At its peak, Musk had around 35 natural-gas turbines at the site, capable of producing 420 megawatts of power, enough to power the roughly 250,000 homes in the Memphis city limits" 35 (!) full-sized power plants for this one data center run by the world's worst poster. www.wsj.com/tech/elon-mu...

Judge Diane Goodstein crossed the Trump administration last month. Yesterday, her home burned, her husband was injured and it's being investigated for arson. www.postandcourier.com/news/crime/s...

This isn't subtle or metaphorical: Stephen Miller has repeatedly declared the federal government will use violence against officers of the legal system. Now he's calling a federal judge part of "an organized terrorist attack" and saying it's an "absolute necessity" to deploy troops against her.

Yes, New College is incredibly inefficient but it also dropped 60(!) spots on the US News & World Report rankings. Not easy! Everytime Chris Rufo is introduced as an impt voice in higher ed, remember that the one time he had a hand in running an institution has been a disaster. Competence matters.

Blue states should stop paying federal taxes and see how quickly the tune changes when the federal budget disappears overnight

U.S. Forest Service Kills Off Smokey Bear To Get People Serious About Fire Safety

WWII veteran Marshall Allen Webster, who played in a local senior hockey league until he was 95, died eight weeks before his 102nd birthday. The legacy he leaves behind:

Tomorrow the federal government shuts down. I am here in Washington, DC with Democrats working to prevent a Republican shutdown. We are fighting to lower costs and save healthcare. Where are House Republicans? On vacation.

Without question the dumbest person to ever work for the FBI

White House Deputy Press Secretary seen here posting data showing how much more prevalent right wing domestic terrorism is than left wing domestic terrorism... while thinking she's showing the reverse. Apparently she can only read headlines, but not the actual graph with the data.

The alleged shooter in Michigan. Weird that Vance and Patel haven’t tweeted out this info. 🤷🏽‍♂️👇🏽 www.usatoday.com/story/news/n...

“In 2023, cars and their drivers killed 8,820 American pedestrians and bicyclists — 7,314 pedestrians and 1,166 cyclists. They injured another 136,281, an increase of over 5,300 injuries from 2022.” Put the responsibility where it belongs. Via @jalopnik.bsky.social www.jalopnik.com/1979666/defe...

Ah ha ha ha

Well now, would you look at that? A massive, 26-YEAR-LONG study of MORE THAN 2.4 MILLION people in Sweden found found NO EVIDENCE to support a causal link between acetaminophen (the API in Tylenol) use during pregnancy and increased risk of autism, ADHD, OR intellectual disability in children.

For real though, does he not know he never held a “medbed” press event promising every American this completely fabricated technology? Biden would have been swept away to a nursing home for posting something this insane

9/28 5am #TD9 Key Messages: Tropical storm conditions are expected across the central and NW #Bahamas today and possible along the east coast of central Florida on Monday. Rainfall can cause flooding for portions of #Cuba, Bahamas and portions of the SE U.S. Details: hurricanes.gov

Just to recap, the actual president found an AI-generated video of a fake news report depicting a fake announcement about an imaginary healthcare system based on a technology that doesn’t exist and posted it on his official social media account

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Stairs. He was trapped on stairs.

Talk Of Fascism Dangerous, Warns Ministry Of Compliance

Wait the creepiest weirdos in the world are in the Epstein files?! Shocked face

not true

Yanks and Blue Jays tied with two games to go is just some first class late-season sports drama. Don’t need to be a huge fan to appreciate it.

Indict all the creeps

lol this won’t go well

If your political party’s entire theme is “MASCULINE MEN DOING MASCULINE THINGS SO STRONG,” I feel like endlessly whining about an escalator stopping for five seconds is the opposite of that

Great news for Oklahoma

wait I thought government workers were overpaid drains on society?

The kids must be so pumped to have these olds telling them the left is why their dads never hugged them and to use that anger to blame everyone else for their problems

@kenklippenstein.bsky.social with the receipts, actually talking to the shooter's friends. Surprise! Not the left, or even MAGA. Another white kid who spent countless hours online and "was an edgelord who wanted someone to get blamed … to rile people up.” www.kenklippenstein.com/p/the-ice-sh...

More than 1800 detainees are missing after the closure of Alligator Alcatraz. Their families and lawyers can’t find them and they’ve vanished from the ICE database. Feels like this should be a much bigger story www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...

This worked out great for X which is now entirely bots

She makes everything more annoying in ways you don’t necessarily expect. It’s a gift. Like how she spells tick tock wrong

Sure there is no evidence and this will inevitably result in nothing more than taking a medication from women, but what if you close your eyes and listen to the parasitic worm in your brain, and suddenly it makes a lot of sense

Did RFK get him to use organic bronzer or something?

me telling my grandkids what it was like to have vaccines

we have gone from a world in which we were told not to cite wikipedia because it was unreliable to a world where wikipedia might be the only reliable source left on the internet and we all owe a lot to the pedantic nerds who got us there

Latest projection suggests that more than 505,000 adults and kids have died due to USAID's illegal dismantling by Musk, Rubio, and Lewin Source: www.impactcounter.com/dashboard?vi...

Lmao