Customer experience I forgot I had yesterday: "Are hot dogs the only sandwich that you serve?" "If you consider that a sandwich then yeah I guess." "Well I don't."

Absolutely

Meep and his wife tootsie #pigeonkeeping #pigeons

bobbing for apples in the pussy

A bitch need his pussy ate

The is literally nothing more American and patriotic than declaring: No Kings.

I want to go back to the psychward but I don't even have insurance now

I hate my life

wikipedia official too

Catching up with the news on my lunch break

Northern lights twins looking at their final stretch now 😍 🌲 #gardener #cannabis #cannabiscultivation #stoner

She sit on egg

Real

moss. #art #artist #ralsei #deltarune #tobyfox #moss

My pigeon meep in her new pants #pigeon #petsky #bird #birds

im a pervert

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the original Lilo & Stitch, Nani fights tooth and nail to keep her family together. That’s not just drama it’s resistance. It’s a Native Hawaiian woman pushing back against a system designed to tear Indigenous families apart. But in the live-action remake? Nani gives up custody. 1/3

The girls are 8 days old today, growing strong 💪 😊 #cannabiscultivation #gardening

"your prescription was delayed to-"

Treating my bluesky account like a diary because basically no one sees it

Happy 420!

Bored doodle at work

Pickle loving mongrel

fellas, what’s stopping you from grooming a mustache like this?

The people demand a crabbyier rangoon

post nut clarity saved me $200

smoking weed in the cool night air while staring at the stars and yearning (i am very effete and mysterious)

Killing myself and being buried in this whos attending

Putting this energy into the world today

they’ve been out for 6 days they can’t help themselves

I am pro-bush (that’s muff fluff, not the 9/11 guy)

A late birthday gift for my hubbie @matchatea420.bsky.social made by @punkwithacamera.bsky.social

Drunk eating peeps like fruit bt the foot

New year, same old me.

Weird costume making trick- putting tick marks on your finger so you can keep stitches even. I learned this from an experienced costume maker who had dots tattood on her hand for this exact purpose. #Cosplay #FursuitMaking

I love him so much lmao

I've already dumped nearly $300 into this, and nothing has even came in the mail yet ;w; #fursuitmaking

My work had a deal on Gain laundry products, so I decided to treat myself and holy shit. It's got me like. MY CLOTHES ARE SCRATCH AND SNIFF!!

you hittin’ that doink?

Making a new nose for my suit and I'm just amazed by the improvement #fursuitmaking #fursuitmaker #fursuit

do NOT smoke blunts in ur fursuit‼️

"There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches." Will Rogers

How it feels showing your bf a song and he actually likes it

Lost these in my gallery and spent forever looking for them. Felt like sharing 💗 #pride #lgbtq+

We need to make trans INCLUSIONARY feminist. Like, who's protecting the wonderful ladies in our community from the terrible ladies elsewhere??!

Me every time a new person is announced on that man’s team.

Yall think trump cut or uncut? Do they dangle down his pant leg,, like???