when you find out your internet boyfriends who live thousands of miles away are in relationships

My brother wouldn't play marvel rivals with me I'm going home

Seeing everyone with their valentines

Birthday girl 🎂🎈

My 9yo sister: will you put on lush life? i love that song 🙂 Me: oh girl same, take a seat and let me show you the videos from her concert

My step mam got me a valentine's card and chocolate covered strawberries lol. So cute 🥰

Bliss

This is blackout poetry to me

Happy Valentine's Day everyone 🥰💌💕

It is a miracle that I'm sober enough to type given that I drank after having only eaten lunch today

This man with a lovely dick is always liking my things but not following........ Drop the follow fan!!!!

Off out 🙂‍↕️😚🥰

Why is it just fully there. I want him to be flat like a ken doll I don't consent to being horny rn

@justishmael.bsky.social do I have you added on rivals?

I NEED THISSSSSS my god as if he wasn't cute enough 😭😭😭

Okay I wasn't v excited for Elsa Bloodstone but she is soooo BRI'ISH I'm obsessed with her. My cockney queen ❤️ #MarvelRivals

Have to babysit my new-ish coworker 3 months into the job because he's just not arsed learning how to do anything properly. It is so foreign to me to not try your best to learn as much as possible early on so you can be come a productive part of the team asap.

This is terrible for many things but especially the soul. It literally has been raining constantly since the start of January 💀

This really is a great album. So nostalgic 🥲 open.spotify.com/album/2LaqdI...

They'd wanna get a fat grip. Hotel shouldn't have cheaped out on soundproofing. Ridiculous to build a hotel on the busiest, liveliest street in the city centre and be shocked there's music til 3am.

Playing Marvel Rivals on the EU servers is like being on the fucking Tower of Babel sometimes it is pointless lmao

I have never known someone more deserving of no longer being alive. Everything I've ever heard come out of his mouth has been the most vile misogyny.

It's weird how sometimes someone will say something that isn't totally true, and you can't tell them your perspective because it'll seem aggressive or whatever so you just have to sit there and let them be wrong. It is so bizarre to me.

I am so HYPED

Zara Larsson when she feels you:

Caught up on ep5 of #RHOBH. I'm usually a Kyle apologist, but not rn. I don't like Dorit but you absolutely do not try both sides the situation when your friend is getting divorced... And also when a friend confides in you (Jennifer about Sutton) you do NOT go back and tell the other person???

Oooo my first hero with an animated icon at level 50 🥰 #MarvelRivals

I love Emma Stone

I only bought this on Sunday and by then it had already been 4 days out of date for fuck sake 🥲

Crazy that one of the stars of The Real Racists of Florida couldn't even keep the racism in til after the show aired lmfao

I'm CRYING. Playing a ranked match, my team did well, but at the end the other team did 3 supp so their tanks just wouldn't die. We did good though it was totally salvageable. Then one of my team mates starts being pissed, saying he's throwing, I was like awwwww PLEASE MAN 😭😭😭 #MarvelRivals

Just had the worst gambit who had no idea how his ult works in a ranked match. 2 times he ulted after me, once ulted and didn't affect our team, and once after invis who makes his ult useless 🥲😭 #MarvelRivals

Huge day for bisexuals everywhere

They slightly nerfed my tank and my second healer 😭 my strike squad is in shambles lmao

I actually do not give a fuck if it's because they want airbnbs in the rural west because you can't built hotels there. Maybe residents of Ireland should be able to afford to live near the cliffs of moher!

Elsa Bloodstone 🥱 #MarvelRivals

I manifested this

thank you guys for interacting and being my friends and making bluesky an enjoyable enriching experience for me

*Whatta Man by Salt-N-Peppa plays*

This is the way I was tryna play earlier btw #MarvelRivals

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I've always thought this was the reason, and honestly valid. I'd rather they not rush it personally.

Me: I feel like my fibre intake has lowered dramatically the last few months, wtf is that *Checks the labels of my past favourite foods that I've stopped eating and realised that they were actually the main source of fibre in my diet* Me: oh 😀

Team mate: "CnD you're bad" Me: "uh, okay I can take criticism but you can just say 'CnD I think you should focus on healing' rather than dunking on your team mate" Team mate: "nah I'll say it how I want." and after him flappin his lip all match we lost :) lol #MarvelRivals

Sometimes I see pics/vids of animals laying down just blissed out in relaxation and think "damn wish I was an animal so I could feel that" and then I realise, I am an animal and I absolutely can feel that. I just need to sit in silence under a blanket. And then I don't and keep scrolling :) lol

Lots of people intent on being annoying today

I need this to stop. My vitamin D levels are tanking and my laundry that needs drying is building up 💀

Good morning I'm not in that faggot cluster and I'm devastated

I did so much this weekend and as someone who usually struggles to do more than 1 thing a day I'm proud of myself for only cancelling one plan out of 5 x