Beautiful strike from Balogun. #UCL

Thanks Julio! Pura Vida! Best of luck on your next club.

I am really happy about this news. Well deserved.

The moment when 30 million American's received healthcare (2010) The moment when insurance companies had to start covering preexisting conditions, young adults could stay on their family's policy and I could trust that the small print couldn't screw me if I needed serious medical assistance. 🇺🇸

Everything so stupid but I have faith it can get stupider

Perhaps this makes me a bad AustinFC fan, but I relieved that the 2025 season is a wrap. Last night’s game was pretty good encapsulation of the season for me… fall flat on our face immediately following a game where we looked decent. Time to rebuild… again.

The government has killed 32 people in 7 strikes with no evidence they were traffickers. The admiral leading the mission quit. If we had proof, they’d face a court, not a drone. The law still applies, even to suspected drug traffickers, and right now, the Administration’s story isn’t adding up.

Keep Portland Weird

Legend.

These MLS announcers in the Galaxy and AustinFC game are horrible… it must be nice to do no prep on pronunciation or identifying players and just wing it.

AustinFC look like a group of guys that have never played together before.

I still can't get past the idea that people in America are now supposed to accept that this is a valid form of law enforcement and just assume it's fine when random dudes in groups with face-coverings, no ID, no warrant, & no uniform grab people off the street and force them into unmarked vehicles

You can't teargas people into loving your policies

Idk how the Minnesota assassination isn’t breaking news on every single TV in this country right now. How are we so fucked up as a country that this is barely making a blip beyond local news?

The greatest con Trump ever pulled was convincing millions of rubes that he cares about them.

“Tesla’s driverless ‘robotaxis’ could launch in Austin as soon as June 22. But a demo in Austin today showed a $TSLA, manually driven to test its Full Self-Driving system, failed to stop for a child-sized dummy at a school bus—and hit it.” @cbsaustin @velez_tx

Everything that’s happened over the past six months has been a response to an imaginary crisis. There is no immigrant invasion. No trade crisis. No scientific or governance crisis. Just people completely high off their own supply trying to fundamentally reorder society. None of this had to happen.

These announcers have not watched an #AustinFC match this season.

Fantastic work from Osman Bukari to set Ilie Sánchez up for our third! 😮‍💨

Not going to lie… I thought #AustinFC were toast last night. Owen Wolff is the club’s MVP this season. Instant change when he came on the field.

It is depressing to be an #AustinFC fan right now. Toothless in attack.

That El Paso goal looked like it was brewing for several minutes. #AustinFC look toothless yet again. This team is not fun to watch right now.

This #AustinFC team plays with no joy, and therefore gives the fans no reason to enjoy watching them. Another timid, toothless performance in possession. They go down a goal and that game is over, baby.

I have not stopped thinking about Bukari’s first chance at goal last night…. I still do not understand how he put 10-12 feet wide. #AustinFC

Truly have never had so little fun watching Austin FC. Even compared to the lowest points of the Wolff era. Nico teams are boring. Score three in the second half and prove me wrong boys.

Ray Hudson is a delight on the Champions League broadcasts.... "As balanced as a giraffe on roller skates."

Let's go!! #AustinFC

OK, this must be quantum physics 😳👀

Captain: I'm really nervous about giving this speech. Sun, rubbing his shoulders: Don't worry, big guy. You got this.