He will never be held accountable, and he and his grifting no talent idiot children will be massively rich through our nickels and dimes and will never ever pay. He will be on our stadiums and monuments and money. The Trump clan will be given heaven on earth by us so maybe they won’t kill us.

The Talent Fish rots from the head down, America.

These data centers make contractors rich, devour your water and power, and will NOT provide jobs. But Black Rock and others are going to buy our utilities so you and I can pay for META and Google and Amazon and Chat and Grok and give big checks to the same billionaires while we provide their power

Here’s some hand carved crafted solid brass letters for everybody:

Excellent point. Fetterman never had to worry about the healthcare that We the People paid on behalf of him and his family. One weekend at the Palm Beach Nazi Supper Club and it all went to shit with the man of the people.

Fort Lauderdale Beach.

I was a new homeowner the last time the GOP did this and watched our home value drop by 75% the year after we bought it In the meantime, the banks confiscated 1000’s of properties in foreclosure—so people lost houses and still owed balances due to state law in Michigan Don’t bite at these gimmicks

God save us from short men with little dicks. Bovino at 5’4” is one of them.

Welcome to the United Surfdom of America. This is the worst scam of all.

Affordability. Trump: “Shh.”

One of these days I’ll wake up and he won’t. #Heaven

Widow Kirk knows which side of her bread to butter.

Borrowing $200,000 at five percent with a Trump 50 Year Mortgage Scam comparison:

Fuck Chuck

Not another dime from me or my family until the Democrats get rid of ALL the leadership. Hit me up when you get rid of Schumer, Martin, and Jeffries. Done, done, done sending you money. Don’t want your texts. Don’t want your emails. Don’t want your invites to fundraisers. Fire them.

Hey Dems! Aren’t you loving all the winning Trump is doing? whatever. We deserve what we get. How about helping him some more? DIDN’t YOU FUCKING HEAR US ON TUESDAY ??????

The combined American male and female lifespan is 78. It seems to me that once you have reached death age, you should not be entitled to set policy for the people who are living behind you and clog the system with your decomposing ass blocking up the works. Shame on you and your voters.

Pennsylvania would have done better with Dr. Oz.

81 year old Angus King surrendered like the cuck he is. Time to fucking go and also fuck off, Maine. Stand up for yourselves.

Dick Durbin as head of Judiciary under Biden had the opportunity to hold Thomas, Alito, and Roberts responsible for grifting off of SCOTUS—but didn’t do a goddamn thing. Right in character for him to cave. 80 year old Durbin has done enough fucking mush mush bullshit damage time to go

The old man must smell a woman going by. That’s his sex overbite.

No one ever had bullshit bound fucking $500 menus on AF1 Because we don’t have fucking kings.

Here they are. Fuck you all. I have something to say about each one of these do nothing fuck faces but I am already out of fucking breath. Fucking fucker fuckfaced fucks

What the fuck is wrong with fucking Democrats?

This week, Kristi and Corey flew their luxury planes to two parties in Palm Beach and down to Ecuador where the she rode horses on the beach while wearing her new designer gaucho hat. Are you living YOUR best life? Because she is—and we are paying for it.

The richest people in America still can’t get good surgery. A lesson for us all.

Sean Duffy says pilots need to be weaned off their dependency on air traffic controllers and just “trust their guts.” Okay. Let’s start with AF One and Two, and the two luxury HHS planes and see how it goes.

Don’t do it. You want property? Find a patch of land with a water source you can hide in and don’t play debt games with houses your children will never own.

Compensationus Maximus

Rather than be smart and using Tuesdays momentum, the Democrats are once again trotting out Joe. Just fucking stop.

Dr. Oz wants a whole bunch of Trump babies by the midterms. If you are planning on branding your baby, get ready to pay a licensing fee to the stupid Trump family.

Boxed beef. Canned stupid.

Sure, if you like vinegar and piss.

Trump wants to buy one million drones. How about a million meals, asshole?

The jobs report has been canceled because it’s obviously terrible They think you’re stupid, Maga

How about a bill requiring that senators actually live in the states they represent?

The GOP’s new thing: The price of diesel is down and therefore grocery prices will fall because those business are only responding to fuel costs which are forcing them to raise prices. Kroger posted a $33.34 billion profit for 2024. That buys a week of groceries for every person in the US.

He likes lying so much he blushes like a boy hiding his erection in class.

Those thoughts and prayers to a loving god do not put food on your table ever. What the Trump family is stealing from your children is their lives and futures. Pray for justice.

Ruthless Republican Bastard Bitches

“A Little Party Never Hurt Nobody.” An estimated 14 million people worldwide will die this year because of the Little Republican Party, including an estimated 300,000 Americans from just the policies enacted so far. Their little party hurts everyone. (Including Your Mom)

America.

Fox gave the Patriot of the Year award to a floor lamp.

Tit With A Beard Speaks and former SNAP beneficiary speaks on a federal judge’s order to pay SNAP: “It’s an absurd ruling because you have a federal judge effectively telling us what we have to do…” Jesus told you, you Catholic c*nt.

The best of times for billionaires and ballrooms, The worst of time for the rest.

Watch out JD. Not all young men sit around snarking on X like you, sir.

You know in “Halloween” no matter how many time they shoot him or burn him or smash him or chop him up, Michael keeps coming back?

Elon Musk is going to be paid the equivalent of the entire Medicaid budget for the United States of America (By a company whose product is years behind its Chinese equivalent) He will make 1 million times the average monthly SNAP benefit every day And it won’t be enough to fill his hole

Today’s lesson in metaphors.

Four time married and spiteful potato person wants everyone else to be a lumpy dumpy mess of misery and have zero joy because she hates everybody We all know someone like this don’t we? Just a fucking stick in the mud who is good with fucking—as long as she’s the one doing it because god