Tomorrow, in the US, is National Towel Day. Remember to take your towel with you tomorrow, wherever you go & don't panic. Happy Towel Day fellow travelers!

Son (holding his arms in the air while jumping) : Mom, I can't fly! Me: Flying is easy. You just have to fall and miss the ground. Son: *giving me side eye because he's 4 and hasn't read HGTG yet*

I tried to start my car with a key the other day.

This is not a bird. This is Cotton Candy.

Everyone has a preferred Peanut Butter to Jelly ratio.

💲13 Million to help stop an Ebola Outbreak, 💲400 Million for a Ballroom. Do I have that right?

🚨Governor Newsom is correct. This isn't news. It was literally in the playbook. The elimination of any voice that isn't white and male is what the GOP (now MAGA) has been working towards since 1964 & the Civil Rights Act. This is what the party switch was all about - why Southern Dems went Red. 🚨

Bingo. The numbers didn't change. The awareness did. Anyone think RFK will ever understand that? 🧩💩 #MAHAstupid

Chef's kiss. No notes. Lol. The amount she filed for 😂😂 Beautiful. 🐚

@jvl.bsky.social You called it! www.politico.com/news/2026/05...

We, the voters of Missouri, feel your pain. Our supermajority has been overturning voter approved measures for years. Like raising the minimum wage, mandating paid time off, and of course access to healthcare (but only for women).

There was a really efficient work camp for foreigners, criminals, & enemies of the state a while back. I can't quite remember the name of it, but it had this inspiring statement above the gate. "Abrecht Macht Frei" Remind me how that turned out? #Project2025

If We don't do something about them then who will? All 6 of them are Traitors to the United States of America.

Obviously not. No, Jerry. There was a translation error. It was painted by a familial artist group called "The Sisters Ten".

So the duck could keep all the grain. It's his, he doesn't have to share; but he does in order to help others that are different from him, instead of hoarding what he's got and demonizing the fish. Animals are better than people.

So Pasquantino is called Pasquatch by the Royals. I want to know why they haven't started calling Wacha "Chew-wacha" yet. It's right there!

I wonder how many visits the Rape Academy got from men this month? The men in our communities, at our workplaces and churches. In our homes. How many more will continue to visit until violence against women isn't tolerated anymore?

It would be great to see. I was gaming out that scenario for me personally yesterday. But if millions did it it might actually work.

I am willing to bet my entire stock of Trump coin on him not embarrassing his voters at all. The rest of us might as well paint our faces red to save time.

Once again his misogyny is showing. Who says the "Radical Left Fascists" aren't the MOTHERS themselves? I mean, I literally have blue hair.

John Roberts can lie to himself about himself all day and be believed. We aren't buying that bullshit anymore.

Trump's Billion Dollar Ballroom is worth more to him than feeding our children lunch at school or ensuring they can see a Doctor. What's it worth to you?

Remind me what position in the government Jared Kushner holds?

It's very answerable. No. No is the answer. That's why the rest of us are forced to live with their loud, annoyingly incorrect certainty; which causes us immense pain and them almost none. Reference Ricky Gervais for more data.

Project 2025 at work. Tell me again how I'm being ridiculous and hysterical? We fucking told you this was coming!!! www.politico.com/news/magazin...

Congress can use the money from all the Venezuelan oil we confiscated to build the ballroom. They do have that money, don't they?

Todd Blanche always looks like he's concentrating super hard on not shitting his pants.

This article lays out some very interesting ways in which the court currently operates and the ways in which they probably SHOULD operate in this modern era. It's a good read. substack.com/@elienyc/not...

Dear the people of Iran, We feel the same about you and your leaders!! We've wanted to say that forever! But we heard bad stuff from you know who.🙄 Now that it's out there & we know how much we love each other there's only one thing to do if we want to be free together. 😉 youtu.be/2R7xUxtd5Bk?...

Was just in a gas station. Nothing but men in there. I felt surrounded and powerless wondering how many of them had, or would if they felt they could, sign up for the Rape Academy. Getting harder and harder to even exist side by side with these deplorable creatures. I want to burn the world down.

When you hear people in your office laughing.

This mother fucker was so excited to file his big boy defamation lawsuit, just like his daddy Trump, that he forgot all about a little thing called Discovery. This asshole has ZERO chance. Loser mother fucker.

Israel gets our tax dollars. Which they use, in part, to fund universal healthcare for their citizens. Our money pays for citizens of Israel to have healthcare. #Winning

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Israel gets our tax dollars. Which they use, in part, to fund universal healthcare for their citizens. Our money pays for citizens of Israel to have healthcare. #Winning

I don't know why anyone is pretending to go along with this. We all know that Trump wouldn't have nominated Warsh if he thought for a second that Warsh would stand up to him. Trump loves cowards & simps; anyone still in Trump's government has to be one to stay there.

I see what you did there. *Chef's kiss*

I just saw someone refer to the Strait of Hormuz as Schrodinger's Strait and that's just brilliant! 😂

The Big Beautiful Bill gets to work punishing people & spending more tax money than would have otherwise been spent helping them. #Winning 🤦‍♀️ Missouri Medicaid recipients will soon need to prove they work. Most are already employed | KCUR - Kansas City news and NPR share.google/rF5ODAf6R2il...

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I know exactly when the Strait of Hormuz will open. As soon as Donny boy can figure out how to profit from it. Watch the crypto.

Got home from work 2 hours 15 minutes ago. I am just now sitting down with a chance to relax and turn my mind off.

I wish the Ayatollah would work as hard to strengthen America as Trump does for Iran.

🚨When I first read this I thought this happened here, in America. It wasn't until I saw the word Kremlin that I realized it hadn't. But the fact that I can't tell the difference between Trump's government and Putin's is terrifying. 🚨

What an odd, yet incredibly beautiful, formation of shells.

Same. What's worse is that I was also forced to agree with Candice Owens now that she's pushing the 25th.

🚨The President has usurped the power of the people! He has usurped the powers of the Congress. He is committing war crimes. He is talking about Genocide. This is an emergency. Call your reps, get everyone you know to call. If he isn't stopped we will go down in history right next to Nazi Germany!🚨

@schumer.senate.gov @warren.senate.gov @slotkin.senate.gov @raskin.house.gov @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social @sanders.senate.gov @crockett.house.gov @klobuchar.senate.gov @wyden.senate.gov @whitehouse.senate.gov Every Dem needs to get in front of a camera & stay there until the 25th is invoked!!! Now!

What an odd, yet incredibly beautiful, formation of shells.

Do it now!! I can't believe anyone can still think that man is even partly sane after today's totally off the wall speech!!!