1) This is a victory. Celebrate it. 2) This is meant to appease people so we don’t push for any further action. Don’t fall for it.

Mm.

My therapist is funny because I showed her what my "put me in the socks" purchase would be. Bless, she tried to reframe it as "why don't you save up for it?" This is what I showed her, and immediately realized I said what I said www.jacquemus.com/en_us/the-sm...

Again, why is Ken Jennings so funny

Go get ‘em Coach Macdonald 😭

Eeeeemagine !

Sam Darnold is gonna play in the Super Bowl… My God on TODAY

You know Nacua is thinking to himself “I should’ve gone farther right”

Maybe this is a good thing, but TikTok just started acting really weird on me. My algorithm is screwed and I can’t search for anything 🤔

Idk what Jeopardy contestants worst at: sports or black history

Trinity Rodman signed a deal to stay with the Spirit and Jesse Minter is the Ravens new HC. Surely the heavens are shining down on me.

Whenever you're accused of being "Un-American," remember: Jefferson Davis said abolitionists "lacked patriotism & moral principle" The KKK said "America First" meant "love of country" J. Edgar Hoover said MLK was "motivated by hate for America"

Well…yeah can’t argue about this

Congratulations to the Hoosier homies.

Never has, never does

CORRECT.

I want to be the person that I was before I read this

🤣🤣🤣

What a play by Mendoza, my GAWD!

Very!

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO

Lady took the oath at midday and said

I played “is it a migraine, or are you dehydrated?” for the Arsenal game to be dull? The answer to the question was “more migraine than dehydrated”

Virginia, what an interesting place

2026 might be that crash out year. The last one was exactly 10 years ago.

The Justin Herbert Experience

If podcasts can get a golden globe award, surely The Read can get a nomination

Teyana going from My Super Sweet Sixteen to Golden Globe winner

Teyana Taylor LETS GOOOOOOOOO

Im tired of AI. Im tired of always being sold to. Im tired of vapid influencers. Im tired of this administration. Im tired of not have 3rd spaces. Im tired of everything costing so much. Im tired of death missing his target. IM TIRED.

We too full from what the NFL gave us today

Surely that was intervention from Papa Leone

WOW WOW WOW

WHO DID THIS?! I got this from Brave which I believe is not created with AI.

That guy needs to go home and be a family man.

This game RULES!

Today I have folded some laundry, ate a matcha brownie, and had a little bit of water. I have done enough for today.

The financial instability of The NewsHour is a civic crisis. PBS’s flagship nightly news broadcast can’t fund a weekend broadcast or keep its last bureau — Phoenix — open.

Black people: hey. “Say Her Name” was created to center murdered Black women whose names are often ignored and forgotten. Some white leftist every day: Well it’s ours now, nigger! And then don’t understand why Black people don’t fuck with them.

Well I thought I was going to sleep

Half a hundred good lord

Idk why I’m sitting here sobbing like I wasn’t the one who said we needed to end the relationship, but here we are!

I want to be smitten about somebody ☹️

That FG going wide right as the nail in the coffin for his job is too poetic.

Let’s get this money or whatever 🫩

Ah, I have found the reason why I am going in and out of a state of dissociation

Well Harbaugh, it’s been real ✌🏾

I didn’t want to see this squad in the playoffs anyway

So tired of evil men and their tawdry ambitions. They’ve wrecked the planet with it.