couldnt get this out of my head (im a girl btw)

I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.

apparently atlantic ghost crabs are self aware! maybe that's why they look like they're having an identify crisis

"why do you sound like that what's wrong" "I'm sick" "Oh having a stuffy nose isn't sickness" This guy is such an ASSHOLE OH MY FUCKING GODDDSDDD

If you don't like sherma silksong you either don't know of sherma silksong or are wrong

*strong bad voice* more like the crapture

I don't do "promosky", it's unsustainable and a hassle at my scale I forage for my mutuals by occasionally dredging through the discover tab and following ones I deem of quality. It's a time consuming process, sometimes it doesn't work out, but oomfs-in-law will get me through the winter.

“I saw the following written on the door with duct tape: ’Sex room’”

Put baby in pelican mouth

For those unfamiliar with where this particular bit is coming from, here you go. So we've got competing claims here and I'm not sure who to trust.

To everyone freaking out over rooms they didn't go to during the undertale livestream: At best it's some in-joke, but more likely than not it's not a real room transition

Did finnis delete their account?

I Would Rather Teleport Above the Castle and Ground Pound the Big Pointy Bit on the Very Top Than Collect This Fucking Star

Chorizo 🐴

Secret Sorcery

You may resume coocking oomfa

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i come from a long line of pasta appraisers

i want fisk bait but i hate making it if someone has like a ton of fish bait laying around I’ll give you a stack of nmt for it……. please…….. pleak…….. pleak……..

jejdhsgshagsga

The best part is that this was a genuine question

ITS LIKE YHE GIY FROM TJE DELTARUNE

solve this maze! studies show that people who picked the upper path are more prone to overthinking than the people who choose the lower path. which one did you pick?

putting weed in a potometer call that a potometer

we are... here... To learn... NOT... to think U N D E R S T A N D ?

let's go lesbians

noticing more "oh so you hate waffles?" style randomly aggro replies these days. winter is coming

YOU MAY NOT REST NOW THERE ARE MONSTERS NEARBY YOU MAY NOT REST NOW THERE ARE MONSTERS NEARBY YOU MAY NOT REST NOW THERE ARE MONSTERS NEARBY YOU MAY NOT REST NOW THERE ARE MONSTERS NEARBY YOU MAY NOT REST NOW THERE ARE MONSTERS NEARBY YOU MAY NOT REST NOW THERE ARE MONSTERS NEARBY

This is my new favorite way to play spy. -Disguse as an allied engi/scout -Go behind enemy lines -Get someone to chase you -Cloak behind a wall -Confusion "Where did the engineer go??" #tf2 #teamfortress2

HEY DIPSHIT PUTTING CW ABOVE AN IMAGE DOESNT DO SHIT THATS WHAT CONTENT TAGS ARE FOR YOU WASTE OF AIR

erm, why do i hear boss music 🤣🤣🤣

my psychology notes chat am i cooking

kahneman sounds like a shitty fake name for a criminal

his instagram page is just as fascinating

obsessed with these doodles of the main 4 that i did

Silksong I drew in class

like and follow to join the raffle

Mentally, we are all trying to see the teleprompter.

Guy sipping on a 40oz can of hard seltzer with this label on it: [top of can] Whiteclaw WHITE WHALE Cherry Vanilla Naturally Flavored 13.9% ALC/VOL The attorney general says pregnant women can't have fun 😉 [bottom of can]

Togore

the humble starfish

To be fox