i may have watched this video 500 times in the last 24 hours

It turns out "Be Not Afraid" has the capacity to be one of the most romantic phrases in the english language.

I think about this post every single time I'm stuck at work when it's rainy or snowing.

Spider girls 🙏

the thing about the goty debate everyone forgets is that the game awards is a total sham made for corporate executives and ad revenue i don't care what you think will win goty, tell me what *your personal* best game of the year is.

boobs

There's a certain power to catholicism words but also all these bozos are just going to think you're a catholic lol

Being a bisexual emperor must be the most stressful shit in the world. You go to the inner palace and your wives are scheming. You go to the outer court and the male concubines that you promoted to viziers are fighting. Your wife just poisoned your favorite twink eunuch. There’s no peace

mastodon is the answer to the question “what if everyone with posters madness also had admin power”

cheating on mr doodle just to have the most unhinged screaming match of all time. slamming the door to the doodle toilet and howling on my doodle floor, my sweaty miserable body making all the doodle ink run and getting the imprint of a sort of ghosty bird guy with an ironic smirk on my nuts

What do you call Shadow the Hedgehog when you think about him late at night?

🩷 𝕥𝕒𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕒 𝕟𝕚𝕔𝕖 𝕨𝕒𝕝𝕜 🏙️

In Super Mario Odyssey, kicking things is Mario's highest priority, overriding all other actions. If a kickable object, such as a football, is thrown at Mario while he is asleep, he will momentarily wake up just to kick it before instantly going back to sleep.

Bapanada

Skongers

dude… i love art made by perverts and weirdos….

You've received my grace, so do my bidding

I need to remember to do this tomorrow because I've *definitely* been noticing /something/ taking up fuckloads of processing power for no reason lately

You've received my grace, so give me money.

Slay the Princess (2023)

If Rouxls was transgender I think their character in chapter 3 would be exactly the same but lanino and elnina would be too enraptured by her tgirl swag and when they stay with her even after losing to the fun gang, rouxls would be genuinely touched and try to be a better- HAHAHAHAHAHA YEAH RIGHT

Globs of spit dribbling onto the floor from my open mouth as the words "tgirl roulx kaard" manifest in my deeply diseased brain

I'm Probably Non-Binary But I Still Have 6 Red Coins to Find so idrc About That rn

Vampire woman drinking your blood

Remake of a classic. Imagine you went to hell and everyone talked like Toad

“homestuck cartoon animated by the hazbin team voiced by toby fox premiering on the day after the comic is scrubbed from the internet forever” is a cultural artifact without peer. the discourse this generates will replace fossil fuels. woke is so fucking back

I never realized how attractive facts look on an ass

I'm sorry, but this may be the funniest Facebook AI slop I have ever seen. Bury me sideways in my coffin, brother. Let my dog see

Lorelei and the Laser Eyes proving to me that sometimes you can genuinely justify buying a game purely because the name sounds cool

been monitoring the hbo max situation; consistently hearing reports that big bird has a fully articulated cloaca that they never show on tv

In summary: - This call campaign needs to last at least a month - As many calls as possible, so bring your friends - Make sure each call lasts as long as possible - Each time you make a call, mention it's not the first time you've called about this

"I asked chatGPT" "I asked Grok" yeah well i asked goombella and her tattle log says you're a bitch

Gardevoir 💙

Never thought I'd play a game where you collect tuplas like pokemon while getting mommy dommed by an eldritch monster. Maybe video games are cool sometimes

That one thing people say about jordan peele where they're like "see writting comedy prepared him to write horror because the two are similar" but it's about me and it's like "yeah all that kink shit she read made her really good at writing horror because the two are similar"

Americans so deep in Christian Literalism they made finding a Job be just like his book in the bible

The feds showed up my house today to thank me for shouting "heck capitalism" during the gdq finale instead of "fuck capitalism". They said they really appreciated my aversion to advertiser unfriendly language during an important charity event. What am I supposed to tell my son?