happy friday. don’t forget every day is a half day if you just fucking leave

Good morning pocket friends. Thanks you for joining me on this bullshit journey we call life. But hey, let's have fun along the way.

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How am I supposed to be rested, centered, and working on my best self AND carrying this flamethrower at the same time.

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If you’ve got nuanced opinions about what is and what isn’t pedophilia or if you’ve got a knowledge base about the age of consent laws state by state and you are not a legal professional, you should be punched swiftly and often in the dick and balls and not in the way that you like

Raleigh, NC

Good evening all. Just got home. I hope we are all doing ok

You know, just when I thought I couldn't be any happier about how THE OCTOBER GIRL Book One has gone over with people, I see this... All of Edmonton Public Library's copies are out and 4 people are waiting to read it and it just makes me absurdly happy.

When. Not if. There, I fixed it for you.

the orange leaves of the common serviceberry, theyre very nice but also theyve mostly fallen off since last week. they just get perfect and immediately disappear. its not fair to me, the consumer (of nature)

hey @aaron.bsky.team am I allowed to say this on my account?

Happy to be of service.

The drink is called Stop Yelling At Us

No lie: I love that Doom is up for the accessibility award.

No. No, Steve. Nobody fucking ever calls you Maurice.

Don't tease

I know people are starting to purchase things for the holidays so I'm bumping this thread. Use it to find independent artists to purchase from! Cut off the billionaires! Support people who make things!

the fun thing about actually reading books and loving the English language for its weird complexities is that the two words that make up “Vanity Fair” can also be read as “self-indulgently mediocre”

Sounds like he's on the list.

The return of Vale's sister, Violet with a fun story about her brother 😆 #art #BadInfluenceComic #OCSky

"What if one of YOUR favorite politicians/celebrities/etc is on the list?" Did you all not notice how quickly we dropped Neil Gaiman when we found out about the things he did? Do you know how beloved that guy used to be and how loathed he is now? I think that right there should answer your question.

I saw someone call her Megyn R. Kelly And I swear to god I am fighting for my goddamn life in right now 😂😂💀💀💀

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You guys wanna see a dead body?

I suddenly have a need for this to be embroidered on the front of as many shirts as I can afford.

*giggles* #nzpol

Applying to jobs just before Thanksgiving is the best!

PSA for my Texas friends: HEB is running a special for free turkey if you buy a spiral ham. 😀

youtube tv subscribers make sure you get your $20 credit, they aren’t isssuing it automatically (bc of course not). here’s the link! thank you @birddroneone.bsky.social !

A reminder that this anti-trans panic is 100% bullshit and exactly none of our country’s problems are related to someone expressing their gender identity and everyone who isn’t a hate-filled weirdo knows it.

With the various comparisons to the roaring 20s I'm looking forward to the wall street people checking to see if they can fly and other such shenanigans by the Wealthy. #YeetTheRich

I'm guessing it's because he's a bitch

I HAVE ONE KEY FOR THE <MIDNIGHT EPIC EDITION> THAT WILL GIVE YOU ACCESS TO THE BETA ON NOVEMBER 11TH! TO ENTER PLEASE DO THE FOLLOWING: 🐙FOLLOW THIS ACCOUNT 🐙LIKE THIS POST 🐙REPOST THIS POST AND... TELL ME WHERE IS <THE BLADE OF THE BLACK EMPIRE> NOW?🔪 #MIDNIGHT #WARCRAFT #WOW_PARTNER

Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.

I'm here outside Speaker Johnson’s office because he is starving families and gutting health care to cover up the Epstein Files. Change my mind.

All day. Er'ry day.

With guillotines

This is so fucking cool

I just want everyone to keep their promises

Damn. Charlie Kirk and Dick Cheney so close. Damn. Damn good start.

White House   Maid Shrieks After Spotting    Melania  On Ceiling

Greetings & Salutations everyone! I am giving away one Epic Edition for Midnight! (Ends on November 11). You'll get access to the Midnight Beta, which also goes live November 11! How to enter? 💚Like! 🤠Follow 🔁Retweet 💬Comment what you're excited for Midnight! #WoW_Partner

Midnight Beta begins 11/11! To celebrate, I'm giving away a code for the Epic Edition, which includes beta access! To enter, you must: ❤️Like ✅Follow 🔁Repost Special thanks to the @warcraft team! Winner drawn 11/11! open to ALL regions! #giveaway #WoW_Partner

As a #WoW_Partner the WoW team have given us a code for Midnight Epic Edition, which grants beta access, to celebrate the Nov 11th start of the beta! Repost this and follow us by Nov 9th at 11:59 pm CST for a chance to win this amazing mount! Winners picked and contacted Nov 10th! Good luck!