Only then will God allow me to die

Got served these back to back

Man. Humpy really did that shit.

baseball is the best preparation for death because it does not come with a clock that tells you when your suffering will end one way or the other

OH MY GOD VICTOR ROBLES!!

I hope someday that somebody loves me despite all of my flaws in the same way that Dan Wilson loves Mitch fucking Garver.

Maybe Jimmy Fallon should have him back on to sing karaoke or some fucking bullshit

Post a shoop shoop a doop from the 90s that isn’t Salt or Pepa.

Good game, JSN.

Despite our philosophical difference, I can concede that it’s been a productive first half for new Steelers quarterback Robert F Kennedy Jr.

What are the Saints wearing?

It’s dumping in Tallahassee, folks.

Somehow the path I’ve chosen in life has led me to rooting for Donovan Solano and Drew Lock on the same night.

Some things will never change.

LFG Seahawks!

Seahawks fans, I love the way this offense looks. Outzs!!

I always believed in you, Mitch Garver.

Okay, that’s enough Drew Lock for this lifetime.

I’ve been looking forward to this Mariners game all morning. Now that it’s arrived, I can’t wait to be looking forward to Tuesday’s game.

470 feet for Cole Young holy shit

JULIOOOOOO

Ric Flair was among the last to speak with The Hulkster before his passing. Flair even posted a picture of their conversation.

The Big Dumper lives!

JULIOOOO

Just to accurately lay out the course of events, people were yelling at him because his auto-responding robot that was trained on Twitter’s userbase still displayed — against all odds — a modicum of empathy. He then made the robot speak like him and within hours it was calling itself Mechahitler.

Andres f’n Munoz y’all.

I obtained this from a community member minutes after arriving on scene following a raid at the Cypress Park Home Depot this morning. they detained day laborers.

New Legislation Frees Up President To Do Pretty Much Anything, Really theonion.com/congres...

We have entered the "The police is saying that if the police is at your door you are not safe call the police immediately" stage of making America great again

“A deranged maniac impersonated a police officer and killed lawmakers but if you’re an immigrant be sure you immediately comply with plain clothes people who won’t identify themselves telling you to get in a van”, what a fuckin country

it’s funny that they’re both on their own personal websites posting their little posts

must be incredibly frustrating and disheartening to have federal funding that was promised to you for important work suddenly and arbitrarily ripped away

Trump Shares Own Experiences As Victim Of White Genocide theonion.com/trump-s...

Trump Invites WNBA Fans Who Yelled Slurs At Angel Reese To White House http://theonion.com/...

Report Confirms Anyone Who Really Likes A Politician Is Insane theonion.com/report-...

Cal Raleigh is the best professional athlete in Seattle right now. This guy, if he isn’t already, will ultimately be an all-time hero of Seattle sports. It’s a joy to be able to watch his career play out night after night.

Seattle Mariners, in case you hadn’t heard. #truetotheblue

Who up queening they jubilee

Trump: "President Obama -- and if he wanted help I'd give him help -- he's building his library in Chicago & it's a disaster. He said something to the effect of 'I only want DEI. I only want woke.' He wants woke people to build it ... he didn't use good, hard, tough, mean construction workers."

lmao

Trump: "Maybe the children will have two dolls instead of 30"

Polanco is molten hot right now

your child will toil valiantly in the factory. it will be masculine. it will restore our national character. it will make america great again. oh my child? my child will run a lucrative rightwing podcast

ICE Agents Wait At Edge Of Delivery Table To Deport Newborn