the people are speaking

real low on the pizza shirts! if you want one order now! I've got: 6 smalls, 6 mediums, 5 larges, 5, XL (sold out of 2XL and 3XL sorry) certified you can make pizza in them OKAY DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU!

Tour starts next week!!!!!!!

it's bandcamp friday I've got stuff and I also have stuff from my label plastic miracles from some real good bands oceanator.bandcamp.com plasticmiracles.bandcamp.com

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talked out loud at Evan about my plans for LP4 and now it's really coming together in my head 😈

today is bandcamp Friday. a great day to support musicians because they don't take a cut of revenue and these streaming services do not care if we live or die I have many compact discs available. I hear people like those these days and I have a bunch of rare ones openmikeeagle.bandcamp.com/merch

it's bandcamp friday I've got stuff and I also have stuff from my label plastic miracles from some real good bands oceanator.bandcamp.com plasticmiracles.bandcamp.com

Yooooo it's Bandcamp Friday! Any orders placed today shipped by me will get (at least) one extra free item, maybe more. Who knows. Let's clear my shelves so I have more room for comic books totallyrealrecords.bandcamp.com/merch

Just in time for Bandcamp Friday it’s the Perennial Spring Cleaning Bundle! A surprise shirt & CD/tape/7” for just $22! perennialtheband.bandcamp.com/merch/perenn...

PHILADELPHIA THE GIG IS TOMORROW T-O-M-O-R-R-O(w)

They killed 180 children and their teachers in a double-tap strike on a school. The girls were 7 to 12 years old.

I'm in a slightly ornery mood so I'd better stay up several more hours to really stew in it and also assure myself a worse tomorrow.

"American innovation" now refers to making a kind of atrocity cronut by combining insider trading with war crimes.

shockingly people are capable of simultaneously, 1. Hating their government 2. Hating the people who bomb and sanction their country, making regular life impossible and murdering members of their family, even more

uhhh oh my god

There is no marketing I'm more susceptible to these days than any company saying they don't use generative AI in their projects. I'm a sitting duck for that promise even if they're selling graham crackers or masking tape.

50 children died

seems to be confirmation that we did in fact hit a school

went long on "All the Same" over on my patreon www.patreon.com/posts/writin...

this is extremely fucking important, esp with what just happened in kansas. they are trying to criminalize every aspect of our existence. i try not to be alarmist about things but this is where we are and it is BAD bad

This is a huge development. VUMC is a HUGE system in Nashville, near-about 1,800 beds. Every other major hospital system in the country will be paying attention to this and potentially following suit unless the reasons compelling them not to outweigh the forces compelling them to do so.

Columbia student detained today is a day-in-the-life influencer with 100K followers. Her stories right now go from her studying for a Genetics exam in a nicely edited "ten hour study with me at Columbia" video, to a photo of her knees with the caption "dhs illegally arrested me please help"

TICKETS ON SALE NOW DEATH ROSENSTOCK NIGHT 3 AT THE METRO IN CHICAGO WITH SAINTSENECA OUR LONG TIME FRIENDS WHO I'M NOT SURE WE'VE EVER PLAYED A SHOW WITH??? GET TICKETS HERE: www.etix.com/ticket/e/105... THIS IS GONNA BE FUN CHICAGO LET'S KEEP IT GOIN CHICAGO WE LOVE YOU CHICAGO CHICAGO CHICAGOO

Alternatively (or in addition lol) join the Patreon! I’m working on a new cover today Patreon.com/oceanator

This is why people are so upset when people say Democrats need to stop focusing on trans issues because it's too woke and people aren't ready for it: we're not talking minor inconvenience here. We're not talking microaggressions We're talking: they are stripping IDs from trans people

re: hockey, Muhammad Ali, one of the greatest boxers ever to live, gave up three years in the prime of his life — years in which his fighting would have been at peak; actual money incalculable — rather than fight in an unjust war, so noping out on grandpa’s burger bash should be an easy choice

fucking genocidal

I live in Minnesota and I want the federal government to stop trying to kill us. And hurt us. I want them to stop attacking us. It sucks. We’re just trying to live our lives and take care of each other and we don’t deserve all this. I kid around sometimes here but I’m not kidding now.

I'VE GOT SHOWS!!!!! (I've got shows) IN DIFFERENT AREA CODES!!!

gotta rent a van for tour next month so if you were putting off that merch order now's the time 👀 oceanator.surf/merch

man i wish i could go to this. as my decor indicates, i love an Oceanator/Paternoster roster ...cool ok i qt'd the right post this time lol

This guy gets it.

The Ford Pinto had a death rate of 85 people for 10 million cars sold. The Cybertruck hasn't sold 10 million, but the fatality rate so far maths out to 1,452 people killed per 10 million sold. The Cybertruck may be the deadliest road car, for the occupants, ever sold. fuelarc.com/evs/its-offi...

Was trying to remember a Will Forte quote from Tim & Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie and accidentally figured out how to make Google’s AI tool shut up

Baltimore punks War On Women announced their new album 'Time Under Tension.' Hear lead single "Messages Unsent":

I can't believe we sold out of signed copies of ELVIS IS DEAD, I'M STILL ALIVE! If you missed getting a signed one, you can still pre-order a copy of the book here at any of the first 3 links here: Linktr.ee/mikehuguenor

Thank you for your orders :) imma ship out everything Monday

Chicago indie rockers Ratboys (@ratboysband.bsky.social) released a new album, "Singin’ to an Empty Chair," today via New West, their first for the label. Now that it’s out you can stream the whole thing here and you can also read our review of it. www.undertheradarmag.com/news/ratboys...

happy bandcamp friday everyone consider buying merch from your favorite musician (me, obviously) oceanator.bandcamp.com

TOUR NEXT MONTH

Lots of sick stuff coming up including this benefit show in Philadelphia in March. Get tix let’s sell this out??? I’m bringing the 5 piece band 😈

Hear Charlotte Cornfield team up with Feist on "Living With It"

Starbucks workers are asking customers to delete the mobile app amid their ongoing strike to push the corporation to reach a first contract with the union and to stop union busting www.theguardian.com/business/202...

LOCAL ADDED: Doll Trap will join War On Women + @oceanator.bsky.social 3/18 at Little Giant!! TICKETS: app.opendate.io/e/war-on-wom... LISTEN: waronwomen.bandcamp.com oceanator.bandcamp.com dolltrap.bandcamp.com

I can't believe we're gonna get to buy our Halloween costumes at the damn Kennedy Center.

Just got gassed pretty good at the labor union anti-ICE protest in Portland. Massive march, 5-10k strong. Vibes were very much liberal rather than radical. Lots of kids and older folks. They gassed the whole crowd as soon as it marched on ICE, in broad daylight.

A little girl in Portland, OR after being tear gassed by ICE. what the actual fuck.

Don't worry, y'all. If Kash Patel and the FBI are up to no good in Atlanta, Kash Patel and the FBI will get to the bottom of it and take Kash Patel and the FBI down. Look out, Kash Patel and the FBI. You are coming for you!

approaching the problem of "roving death squads" from an incrementalist point of view is just a slow form of suicide