NEW SHOW: @dikembedudes.bsky.social w/ Common Sage + @shortfictions.bsky.social + Mezzanine 7/26 at Bottlerocket!! TICKETS: app.opendate.io/e/dikembe-ju... LISTEN: dikembe.bandcamp.com commonsage.bandcamp.com shortfictions.bandcamp.com mezzaninereallife.bandcamp.com

NEW SHOW: Nana Grizol w/ @hlagband.bsky.social + Kait Eldridge and Patrick Jennings + @shortfictions.bsky.social 5/10 at Roboto!! TICKETS: www.ticketleap.events/tickets/dlts... LISTEN: nanagrizol.bandcamp.com hitlikeagirl.bandcamp.com

@frankiecosmos.bsky.social @froggyleggypgh.bsky.social @thecure.com @shortfictions.bsky.social @madiserket.bsky.social

here’s some @shortfictions.bsky.social from Pittsburgh tonight

Our next show is Oct 5th at the Bowery Ballroom in NYC! Stoked to be opening for @homeiswhereforever.bsky.social @shortfictions.bsky.social and Forests! See you there✨

NEW SHOW: @homeiswhereforever.bsky.social w/ Forests + @shortfictions.bsky.social 9/28 at Spirit Hall!! Tickets on sale May 23rd at 10am: dltsgdom.ticketleap.com/home-is-wher... LISTEN: homeiswhere.bandcamp.com weareforests.bandcamp.com shortfictions.bandcamp.com

🦌 JUST ANNOUNCED 🦌 @homeiswhereforever.bsky.social with Forests 📆 SEP. 26 at PYRAMID SCHEME (MI) with @shortfictions.bsky.social 📆 OCT. 17 at SUBTERRANEAN (CHI) with rugh 🎟 On sale FRIDAY at 10AM MI 🔗 bit.ly/4jwaxiO CHI 🔗 bit.ly/4lFyWUT

ON SALE NOW: @homeiswhereforever.bsky.social w/ Forests + @shortfictions.bsky.social 9/28 at Spirit Hall!! TICKETS: dltsgdom.ticketleap.com/home-is-wher... LISTEN: homeiswhere.bandcamp.com weareforests.bandcamp.com shortfictions.bandcamp.com

if a guy says theyre CIA and they want you to DM every girl you ever jacked off to and apologize, Its a scam. Just ruined my life. Thank you

if i ever strike it rich first thing im doing is busting out the old check book and sending a cool $100 to every woman who ever sucked me of

solidarity! for eternity! happy May Day everyone open.spotify.com/track/7fbQms...

NEW SHOW: your arms are my cocoon w/ @shortfictions.bsky.social + Morning Dew 4/17 at Little Giant!! TICKETS: dltsgdom.ticketleap.com/your-arms-ar... This is a small room and will probably sell out so don't wait to get your ticket!!!!

Solidarity for eternity who would lash us into serfdom and would crush us with his might? Solidarity for eternity for the union is what makes us strong @shortfictions.bsky.social (on @laurenrecords.bsky.social ) www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtKH...

4) @shortfictions.bsky.social - "oblivion will own me..." the Pittsburgh Band. love this third LP just like the others. hope we gig together soon

Check out our 'Now Playing' playlist to hear what we were listening to last week!! Spotify: open.spotify.com/playlist/5jS... Tidal: tidal.com/playlist/ae5...

This post is 6 months belated but I’m grateful to @loscampesinos.bsky.social for introducing me to the wonderful music of @shortfictions.bsky.social! And in general, always a huge fan of the way LC! picks their openers for North American tours. They do a great job of showcasing lesser known greats 🤘

the belief that low IQ is correlated to the amount of things you can jack off to; i.e. you can jack off to a sandwich if youre stupid enough

I want to know: who favors profit over sustainability? @shortfictions.bsky.social open.spotify.com/track/0U6iKm...

Look at the seed coverage on this bad boy

one of my favorite songs of last year, @shortfictions.bsky.social is such a great band music.apple.com/us/album/was...

TY @uproxx.bsky.social for the shout! uproxx.com/indie/best-n...

i cant wait to become the richest man in indiana & build a fully stocked spider man themed bar in my basement that everyone refuses to visit

leaving 1 of my six pack of oreo flavored coke zero unopened in honor of all the people who killed themself.

Great to see lots of new followers on here. Excited to share my skeet with you all!

Hell yeah thank you Stereogum www.stereogum.com/2287899/shor...

Ready to dive into a world of new sounds? The Listening List is here! feat. @noisebeneath.bsky.social @mudwhale.bsky.social @redsun405.bsky.social @thresherv2.bsky.social @westernjaguar.bsky.social @nightmarebeach.com @fightmilkband.bsky.social @shortfictions.bsky.social and more! Links below✨

Tell me why the nonprofit volunteer operated DIY space has a more comprehensive backline than any LiveNation venue

Got this track added to spotify finally. A real shredder. Dino Jr type beat. Happy Fictions Friday open.spotify.com/album/2nT5K6...

Posting hog tn at midnight est

You call@it “no nut no November”, I call it “jizz-maxing””

You call@it “no nut no November”, I call it “jizz-maxing””

It takes me hours to property format an album for CD but I can dub a high quality cassette tape at the drop of a hat

just spoke with the mods... they said theyre adding DMs on this web site as soon as they get one user who people actually want to talk to

There’s only one empire that I think about every day

Can you post hog on here or what