The president needs your help! He's collecting diarrhea for his plane. He has a plane that's 99% toilet with other people's diarrhea in it and he wears a little crown when he drives it around. Brave patriots please send your loose stool to your favorite diarrhea president for his diarrhea plane.

Dude was chanting "let's go ICE". Then ended up ass up, slumped over. Imagine what his kids must feel seeing this.

And because no one gives a shit about them UNLESS they pay them

It's actually remarkably easy to not ever use ChatGPT.

Uncanny.

Stop calling us Nazis or we’ll murder you over things you say

Guillotine for whoever in our government who didn’t agree with having term limits

Something bad is gonna happen at No Kings and Republicans are gonna use it as a means to incite martial law

Kicking addiction sucks balls ladies n gents

They’ve heard the cries of the people and it’s that they love porno but wish it felt sadder and more lonely

That’s actually a caricature of Larry Bird in 1992

Welp, here it is: maybe the funniest thing we've ever done, in its entirety.

It’s that time again…. Send me some of your favorite bloodbaths in combat sports please 👀🧐🩸

If anyone hasn’t played it yet. PLAY MEGABONK!!!!

Thus far I haven't seen a single member of ICE who wasn't a gang mentality, pants pissing coward who could hold their own in a hand to hand combat situation.

ICE is made up of men who have failed the human test and have nothing of value to offer this nation. Adults with decency and options and possibilities don’t do this shit.

You don’t even love me at my Lois….. now that I’m up u on my Peter?

It’s time.

fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know: help.hbomax.com/us/Feedback/ tbsnetwork.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/req...

Youngboy is having the best mainstream rap run in a very long time

Fuckin yikes, man

Hey remember when the CDC dropped 6 of the 8 foodborne illnesses from the nationwide monitoring system in July and one of them was listeria? Mentioning for no particular reason www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...

I’m closing in on 40 years old. At literally no point in my life has anyone ever told me the US military was too weak. We’ve had the unquestioned most effective military in the world for nearly a century.

That Ulberg knockout is one of the dumbest KO’s in recent memory. Reyes shifts in with what can only be described as a shifting nothing and eats a 1-2 for his troubles. State of your LHW division.

2nd Wayne verse here is great. This whole tape needs a re-release. youtu.be/pyPveoEPi4k?...

It’s so funny that the the narrative from MAGA about Dems is how oppressive they are when they literally hold office and don’t do shit with their power

Charlie Kirk's grieving widow had just left the stage moments before the fireworks for Trump kicked off. Just so wildly and blatantly inappropriate for a memorial service for someone else. Fucking nuts.

jokes about the confederacy are always funny, but you gotta think about it in terms of "Supernatural lasted 5x longer than the Confederacy", which is absolutely hysterical

Yeah man we should really fight back by staying on X

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That’s me in the video. And a Fox News host just celebrated me being assaulted by ICE. If ICE will do this to a congressional candidate with a big platform, just imagine what they’re doing to the people they’re kidnapping.

Amazing. Looking forward to the forthcoming think pieces with titles such as "Instead of costly food, try cheap cocaine for breakfast to cut down on your budget."

Can we fast forward to the Reichstag and just get it over with I have no energy for this anymore

Everything got so bad in the last week with Trump and my MAGA coworker is somehow still finding amusement and not seeing the irony of his censorship

pathetic. it's so pathetic.

Obama is such a chump for this. All of MAGA, especially Charlie Kirk, hated you and your wife’s fucking guts. This take the high road bullshit isn’t going to accomplish anything other than having milquetoast libs pat themselves on the back while their necks are being stepped on

god I love old survival horror

Disgusted to hear just now that Israel launched a massive air and ground campaign to occupy Gaza City, following illegal strikes on Syria and Qatar. This kills civilians. This kills hostages. All paid for by your tax dollars. www.axios.com/2025/09/15/i...

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They laughed at you for bringing your umbrella to the deathmatch tournament. Well who’s laughing now.

The 400 richest Americans are now worth a record $6.6 trillion, after getting $1.2 trillion richer over the past year alone. Meanwhile, the rest of the country is getting squeezed by tariffs and high prices for groceries, utilities, and health care. The system is broken.

Politics was taking too much time from McGregor's main career (sexual predator).

All In will replace WrestleMania in 2027 as the big indy weekend in North America. I bet AEW announces that show sooner rather than later, specifically for that reason. WWE already screwed the indies over once this year by moving Mania out of New Orleans after they all made reservations.

Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative

So about that “transgender ideology” WSJ report

the groypers sure seem to think Charlie Kirk was killed by a groyper

Nancy Mace acting on disinformation that the shooter was trans: goes off on tirade against "trannies" Nancy Mace when the actual shooter is a Christian white man: "he's just a poor lost boy, let us pray for him."

I can’t stop laughing that JD and the rest, are claiming the birthday message that Trump sent to Epstein doesn’t ‘sound’ like him. I’ll just leave this here.👇