Something I’ve doodled while my husband recovers from spinal surgery. The plot relevant Lupus of “The Perfectly Ordinary Adventures of a Crime Alley Kid” The estranged family of Not-a-Henchman Conrad. Featured: dad, mom, older brother, older sister, and oldest little sister. #TheCrimeAlleyKid

Sitting with the husband post-surgery as the loopy drugs fade. “…Did they give me a catheter?” “Yup.” “That’s what I’m feeling then.” *beat* “I always forget how much I love sounding.” … “Most awkward boner ever.” *slowly tilts head to look at me* “Tell that one to Bluesky.”

My husband's in survey for six hours ( fixing issues caused by some asshole ramming into the side of his car last autumn), the state of the world is so terrible it’s spilled over into my “ignore the world” social medias feeds, and I’ve been up since 3:30am. Fuckit, Taco Bell breakfast.

I think the media want to find some secret to unlock here precisely BECAUSE the footage is so straightforward. It shows us clearly what DHS has become. And it leads them to a conclusion that they dare not take: there is only side of the story here in Minneapolis, and a monstrous, powerful villain

I Inherited My OP Mom's Powers and Magic-Girl Harem to Save the World!!?

I have this issue where the porn blogs I follow will post some guy with captions like "True Alpha: Faggots Must Serve Him" or "Bury Your Cock in Me, Stud!" and all see is someone who needs to get thrown down and railed into the mattress while he makes pretty whining noises for me.

Rest In Whatever, Scott Adams 2/2

I hope every single last motherfucking "But Hilary/Kamala will start a war!" asshole slips in the shower and chokes on their own vomit. You gullible idiotic fuckwads.

Called my reps. It’s very easy.

Epistolary fiction ~Implications~ that’re never directly addressed First/Third Person viewpoints where the POV character is unaware/purposefully ignoring something plot critical, but the reader can spot it instantly Unabashedly horny-on-main gay male POV characters in stuff that’s not gay porn

The government failed at actually redacting the Epstein files because DOGE cancelled the feds adobe acrobat premium subscription is the funniest shit.

Sketch for @paintfox.bsky.social

And as for Tiny Tim, who did NOT die: He lives among us still, immortal and unkillable, fueled by the furnace of Christmas Spirit within his chest and enacting its will upon the world for reasons we still don’t understand.

Holy goddamn shit this is the best/hottest thing ever.

Fun fact: Kpop Demon Hunters was made by Sony, who thought it would flop, so it was sold to Netflix completely for $25 million. No one expected it to do very well. So no one had a merchandising plan in place, which takes a LONG time to set up.

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

Elon Musk: da nine books that everyone should read are 9) Brainology: The Secret Science of Ensmartification 8) Numbers: What Numerals Get Wrong about Integers 7) Future Time Now: How Silicon Valley Makes Yesterday's Present into Tomorrow's Past

CAN PEOPLE PLEASE FUCKING USE THE ACTUAL WORDS WHEN TALKING ABOUT THE TRUMP EPSTEIN SITUATION? He's not a "p-word", he's a pedophile He did not "S A" people, he RAPED, he MOLESTED, he SEXUALLY ASSAULTED them. He didn't possibly "unalive" Epstein. He HAD HIM MURDERED Enough with the Tiktok lingo

Trying to think up as many hypnotic triggers as I can...

Me: *sexually harassing a thick fatbutted bearboy on Youtube* Unrepentant: *judgmentally* Chubby chaster. Me: Uh, yeah? Of course I am. They're chubby. They can't outrun me!

I have to wonder if there's a parody account of "Boy Mom" posts but with the genders flipped. "Girl Dads" "I know my darling little angel will never find a husband as good as her dad, but I'll also never find a wife as good as her." *picture of a 45 yo man kissing a 8 yo girl full on the lips*

Ah. In the business, we call that a “Reverse Mr. Burns”

“Queer people never block in video games. They’ll dodge, but they do not block” is something I had never heard before today and yet it is definitely how I play video games, so…

From today's writing efforts. Working on the first meeting between Conrad and Hound! It's going well. #TheCrimeAlleyKid #Batman #BatmanAdjacent #He'sThereInTheBackgroundBeatingUpArturo'sCoworkers

Murder Time #SmallTownMurder #ShutUpAndGiveMeMurder #Live

Seen tonight in Portland. #GoFrogs #FuckICE

remote work is like birth control or UBI atp where there’s overwhelming research consensus they improve quality of life for people they apply to, yet access is impeded or blocked by the ruling class because the thought of marginalized ppl having rich full lives makes steam come out their ears

October Daily Drawing Challenge idea: For every day of October, draw something from a different October Daily Drawing Challenge. Day 1: Inktober Day 2: Orctober Day 3: Goretober Day 4: Drawlloween Day 5: Voretober and so forth.

I think the pharmacist has me clocked as a trans-boy. He gets adorably flustered about it, but it kinda feels like a stolen valor situation and I don't know how to gently break it to him that I'm actually 44, not 20-something, and am getting testosterone because my doctor's worried about my levels.

sorry champ this is bdsm, it can't file your accounts for you or fix your relationship with your father, the dom to sub ratio is crippling so you pick whoever shares your very niche interests, a 4 is the new 9, that's frank he's the only rope artist in 30 miles but he's really into transformers

Little known comics fact, Juggernaut is nicknamed "Juggs" because he has massive tits.

Surely I can't be the only one who thinks that [Dangerous] [Crow Boy] [Whose Job it is to Destroy Plastic] would be an absolute buckwild character to play in someone's Cypher System campaign? @montecookgames.com

i am seriously begging democrats to bring the same smoke to this story that they brought to jimmy kimmel being indefinitely suspended

*Group of four late-teens/early-20s walking past the porch towards the clubs, three fem, one masc* Fem #1: "-just like with one of the girls I'm dating." Masc: "-One- of the girls you're dating?" Fem #2, Fem #1 (overlapping): "You heard her." "Did I -stutter-?" Fem #3: *cackling*

The evidence in favor of Foxes-in-Love living in our walls and spying on us continues to grow.

"Notices your bulge OWO what's this" "If you read this you are gay lol" Helldivers. This guy committed a live-on-camera political assassination just to do a 4-chan level troll stunt on the whole country. Right-wing edgelord memer on right-wing edgelord memer violence is getting out of hand.

None of the Mr. Johnsons will return your call and Captain Chaos threatened to brick your deck if you ever tried logging on again.

Both of the following statements are true: Murder is wrong, including the murder of Charlie Kirk. Charlie Kirk was a truly evil human being who called for political violence against minority groups in public for many years, and called for the murder of all LGBTQ people in public.

The people wondering "how could anyone who isn't a professional escape after a high profile daylight assassination" are forgetting two things: 1. Cops are bad at their jobs 2. The FBI used to be somewhat better at their jobs and were recently gutted by political layoffs

Let me get this straight: 2 elected Democratic officials in Minnesota murdered 2 months ago - hardly any coverage Charlie Kirk murdered 2 hours ago - nationwide attention and our Nazi leader advocating for flags at half mast for it School shooting moments after Kirk's death - *crickets*

Charlie KIrk believed that empathy was a "new concept" that shouldn't exist, so anyone who expresses condolences for him is being VERY disrespectful to his beliefs right now. please keep him out of your thoughts as he begins his transition into worm food. thank you

"I think it’s worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights. That is a prudent deal. It is rational.” -Charlie Kirk April 2023 His final words were implying most mass-shootings = gang violence

Can't find a single thing wrong with this...

Bye

I can just imagine Stanley Eggenburt, CEO of Nabisco-Atari-Kellogs having an all-hands teleconference with his AAA studios demanding how the hell 'Honor of War: Blood Strike' couldn't crash Steam when some side-scroller staring a chick who's not even sexy* managed it! (*many people are typing)

#mintrecommends : Superheroes! Here's some quick capes games I've waxed poetic about before.

I have no idea what an efficacious message is or isn't, but I will say that if we're at the point where the use of the military to occupy opposition cities can't be opposed directly because of anti-crime politics, we're probably fucked in the long run, whatever else happens.

A landlord turned off Tenant Client's family's heat upon learning Client was an immigrant. Landlord hired three different law firms to argue this was legal, then fired each one after they couldn't get our case dismissed. This week, landlord settled for enough that Client will buy a house.

And on the subject of #realartatters: AI poisoning tool NIGHTSHADE is now free for artists to use: venturebeat.com/ai/nightshad...

I saw that people came in with chalk today to reinstall it guerrilla style.