nervous about calls? let me assure you how easy it is 💘💪😤 1. you will most likely go to voicemail. leave your name, city/zip 2. if a clerk picks up, they are always friendly 3. say "i am against cutting federal funding for gender affirming care". you do not need to justify it 4. done! 💘

🔥 New stories are live on Pa🌲on and Sub⭐️! 🔥 This month brings you sizzling spanking tales packed with hot guys, bold twists, and a little mischief to keep you blushing. 🍑😉 If you’re craving heat, humor, and a cheeky escape, come join the fun by following the links below! ⏬️⏬️⏬️

September rewards up! If you haven't heard, I do a monthly patreon where I post M/M spanking stories for OUTRAGEOUSLY CHEAP! This month's theme is JRPGs! You should go check it out! Previews of this month's offerings below... www.patreon.com/posts/140043...

Father-in-Law Discussion (Lunar: Silver Star Story): When Kyle married his sweetheart Jessica, he didn't realize that also meant he'd gain a new father in Hell Mel... hardest spanker in all of Meribia. 😱

Head Out of the Clouds (Final Fantasy VI): When Ifrit sees his friend (and fellow esper) Maduin morose, he seeks to raise his spirits the only way he knows--with nude wrestling and the promise of a searing spanking for the loser. 👋

Benefits of Training (Breath of Fire III): Rei's been feeling the burn lately from Bunyan's heavy palm. An offhand comment from Garr sparks Rei to challenge the brawny gargoyle to bet his own ass in a one-on-one duel between the two of them.

The Many Initiations of Viktor (Suikoden): 108 Stars of Destiny adds up to a lot of new guys joining the Liberation Army every day. Viktor comes up with a surefire (not to mention fun) way to initiate each and every last one of them into active military service.

The Shoopuf Incident (Final Fantasy X): Alright, so Jecht got drunk. And alright, so he attacked their ride across the Moonflow. So what? And why won't Auron get off his damn case about it?

In addition to those stories, I've also got a special treat for you this month. @hasout.bsky.social and I are collaborating on a few stories where he'll be doing illustrations! First up is my DBZ fic "To Sate a Demon". He was also kind enough to include a Spanish translation of it!

As always, you can gain access to all this content for the low, low price of a dollar per month. And if you'd like to follow BOTH of us, Hasarath's patreon is also more than worth the cost. ✨ www.patreon.com/c/Hasout_B/p...

September rewards up! If you haven't heard, I do a monthly patreon where I post M/M spanking stories for OUTRAGEOUSLY CHEAP! This month's theme is JRPGs! You should go check it out! Previews of this month's offerings below... www.patreon.com/posts/140043...

Playing the Star Ocean 2 remake and I did not remember there being this much Heterosexual Nonsense in this game.

For those who wanted to see Reggie get the Clayton treatment, luckily someone wrote Reggie's name on a whoopee cushion and placed it on Clayton's chair. #oc #furry #wedgie #spanking

🎶If you're sick of all the bullshit, CALL YOUR REPS 👏 If you're SICK of all the BULLSHIT, CALL YOUR REPS 👏 When presidents start overreachin' we can call for their IMPEACHMENT! ALL WE, THE PEOPLE, HAVE TO DO IS CALL 👏 OUR 👏 REPS 👏🎶 5calls.org/issue/free-s... (final bullet is a script, if needed)

Woah! Spanksgiving is coming around this year. Hopefully I can do at least three or four. Let's see! As always, I'd love to hear suggestions for characters to draw, prompts to do, or both!

A little promo video for the spanking party. If I spanked you yesterday you’re in it. :)

tfw you know this is a kink thing but have no idea which part is the kink

This is A Lot

Keeping those pillaging dragons in line 🗡️🍑🔥 🎨 circa 2017

A two-for-one ticket to the mud baths is used in Freakazoid episode (1995)

STREAMING! And with a FRIEND! (They'll be on soon.) Let's do some line art on BEACH BUTTS!!! picarto.tv/Phillabustin

A manly slap to the ass is received before getting in the onsen in Space Battleship Tiramisu EX episode 2 (2018)

Was at the NY Ren Faire today and during a tense standoff between the Sheriff of Nottingham and Robin Hood the entire crowd started chanting "KISS, KISS, KISS" at them. I'm so proud of how far we've come as a society.

*thinks about Ulik the Rock Troll*

*sighs and adds another to the 'comic covers Wolverine is inexplicably naked on' folder*

Covers where Wolverine is butt-naked (incomplete)

On Mount Qaf, where time churns and loops, Sargon has already killed his friends once. He won't do it again--even if it means blistering their asses 'til they're crying and begging instead. "Breaking the Cycle", a Prince of Persia: The Lost Crown fanfic. Link below ⬇️

The thing is, the new Lorwyn and Strixhaven sets both look great. But I can't continue supporting this company when over 50% of the game is now Fortnite. In direct refutation of previous statements made by them. I just can't trust people who lie.

Gonna be streamin' in a lil bit (I may just start doing this most mornings?) www.twitch.tv/manicornfleet

They say once a year comes a time when butts burn and men whimper and wail for a whole month straight... SPANKSGIVING 2025!! Featuring a different spank-related prompt for each day of November! Open to all! Fill out as few or as many prompts as you like! Art, stories, music, all are accepted! 🍑👋

A classic photo set

Hmmm

Who wore it better?

A bashful Tohru sumo-wrestles in Jackie Chan Adventures episode "Re-Enter the J-Team" (2002)

"This is right up my alley." Okay, but why are you talking about your butt hole....

Comeuppance can be a painful thing

✨️ WILDCARD WEDNESDAY ✨️ Serious question… what’s more fun: ➡️ Putting a whiny brat over your knee and spanking them until they finally hush? ~OR~ ➡️ Having a big, muscly bottom begging you to spank him harder? (Definitely not a survey 👀 … just curious—FOR SCIENCE! 🫢)

Upcoming episode with @dreamybap.bsky.social will be a bit different from the norm, as we discuss two spanking VIDEOS we enjoy! Whose entry will win out as the true cinematic masterpiece? Please send any questions or, heck, talk about YOUR favorite spanking vids at [email protected] 🎉

Another day, another objectification of the biggest poozer in the Green Lantern Corps. Thanks @haxsmacks.bsky.social for continuing to indulge me in ruining this man's undies! #wedgieart #furrywedgie

You have a week to find me elsewhere. I might be cut off here, but I won't stop fighting for our rights. Please check my pinned post, there is a chance I won't be here anymore, and it may be some time before I post new work. I'm so sorry. I love you all and will be back when I can.

I know this will turn some of you on.

Someone seriously named this gorilla "donkey"

Thank you animators for sometimes forgetting to draw his undershirt

*thinks about Lobo*

Lobo gets some objectification in Harley's Little Black Book #6 (2017)

Jonas Glim compliments Lobo's buns in Lobo Vol 2 #41 (1997)

Smooth move, Fox