Me, a bellend: "this doesn't look sustainable" Tuchel, a tactical genius: "these Argentinan lads don't look like scoring, they keep missing by centimeters"

I respect France's commitment to not working on a holiday.

www.theguardian.com/football/202... Level head speaks.

www.theguardian.com/football/202... The press should STFU, trying to create drama where there is none.

Kylian Mbappé #WorldCup

store.fifa.com/en-gb/produc... I hate FIFA

I enjoyed writing this one www.theguardian.com/football/202...

Breaking News: FIFA have confirmed Folarin Balogun will be allowed to stand in the Clacton by-election.

Kind of the BBC to put an unfiltered Reform party political broadcast on prime time TV.

Belgium’s goalkeeper said his team was shown a “lack of respect” while captain Tielemans suggested the controversy motivated them to “do our talking on the pitch.”

"Trump burned any soft power gains the US had accumulated as host. He has made Fifa look like clowns in the process, and has surely left Infantino’s future as President in doubt. He made the US team pariahs, with the world rooting for their failure. And he gained absolutely nothing from it."

One of my cartoons for Tuesday's Metro

I AGREE!!!

Football on ITV is dreadful with all the cretinous adverts. The build up should be called pre-match adverts given the ad/content ratio.

Success! Mute pedal build.

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026... Enough already. Tell him to go forth and multiply.

Richard Thompson awesome as ever in Saffron Walden last night.

Whoever drew this, they are right on the money. This is the truth. They divide us and then they conquer. It has worked for them for years they will never stop doing it unless we all team up together against them.

Trump thought suing the BBC would intimidate them. Instead, they turned his own lawsuit into a legal headache that could force him to defend his actions surrounding January 6 under oath. That is the kind of self inflicted karma no political strategist could have scripted.

Frost is a fool with a track record of failure on Brexit. If he's opposed it's probably going the right way. www.theguardian.com/world/live/2...

"So ... so I said ... why not sign your treaty here, at Versailles?"

The Gestapo marched hundreds of thousands of innocent people to their deaths. I've ended private schools' tax breaks to invest in state schools. No responsible leader makes vile comparisons like this. Kemi Badenoch is not fit to be Prime Minister.

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Everything about the president’s behavior here is completely disgraceful, completely unhinged, melting-faced lunacy in front of a bunch of stupid props designed to treat the American people like we are also stupid enough to deserve this calamity.

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The European Union wants to move away from foreign technology over concerns that overreliance has become a risk in shaky trade ties with Washington.

@soverybritish.bsky.social Hurrah discovered you're here!

Honestly, one of the funniest tweets I've ever seen.

Matt getting it right for once, but with a reference no one under 60 will get #onefortheteenagers

@lucyfisher.ft.com Oddly if I share the pod it pulls through ancient art work!

Chinese newspaper cartoon (Today... 😂 )

BBC News - Jess Phillips's resignation letter in full www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... Brilliant letter and example from Jess Phillips. You would this just requires a JFDI from Starmer.

"Zack Polanski’s boat: if his “home”, he failed to pay council tax. If only there “occasionally”, he broke electoral law." (hat tip @danneidle.bsky.social) taxpolicy.org.uk/2026/05/11/z...

www.theguardian.com/politics/202... Phillipson is right. Enough of the internecine strife even if this is your happy place. The government is not getting on with the agenda and all ministers share responsibility for this, not just Starmer. Get a grip and focus on delivery.

"Make Art Not War" #Art #War #VivRus

With so much awful news, here is something to brighten your day:

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www.theguardian.com/world/2026/a... Anything with a whiff of T around it should be avoided.

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"an experience that leaves me howling with frustration at its sheer awfulness" Never known to cause reflection by any Microsoft employee.

www.theguardian.com/world/live/2... Trump manages to make the Iranian regime look like the reasonable ones.

Green Party council candidate in Lambeth. In a normal world, it would not be sustainable for a Party which claims to be "anti-racist" to ignore this, or to try and punt it away by telling everyone that everything is ok because Zack Polanski is Jewish

He sent three stooges to botch talking peace, then went to UFC. He’s blockading a blockade. No one in history comes close to this idiocy.

JD Vance is on a historic roll: He campaigns for AfD in Germany - they lose. Invited the Pope to come to US for Trump’s big event - Pope refuses. Leads peace negotiations with Iran - fails miserably. Campaigns in Hungary for Orbán - who gets smoked.

www.theguardian.com/politics/202... Good. About time too. Now sort out the youth exchange programme.

Circles and eights practice on the motorcycle.

Man interfering in EU election accuses EU of interfering in election.

Steve Read - Southwold Lighthouse Acrylic on canvas.

I sometimes wonder how it would feel to have been born other than I am or where I am. Edward Hopper’s paintings make me feel nostalgic for a past I never lived. I love this! 🎨🖌 British painter, “Phil Lockwood” painted this, he filled every window with an “EDWARD HOPPER” painting.