'Are you watching, Donald Trump?' Brilliant youtube.com/shorts/0ZUuX...

7/10. Somehow. Sauce, heroine, artist. quizoftheday.co.uk #quizoftheday

I thought I was having some kind of an episode this evening but it was only the #RyderCup

Wordle 1,562 5/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 ⬛🟨⬛🟨⬛ ⬛🟩🟨🟩⬛ ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Wordle's been drinking again

8/10. Island & Things. #quizoftheday quizoftheday.co.uk

I wonder if Bryson DeChambeau ever got that refund from the charm school?

8/10. Country & Wrong Spice #quizoftheday quizoftheday.co.uk

Jeez, the roads must be really bad where she's from

7/10. Places (always places) & emperor. #quizoftheday quizoftheday.co.uk

Genuinely sweaty, this one. Got remade semi-faithfully as a live broadcast TV play 25 years ago, using B&W & old cameras and starring George Clooney, Richard Dreyfuss & Harvey Keitel. Got the DVD somewhere.

The BBC News smartphone alert said 'Professional actor behind airport drone attacks', immediately leading me to suspect Mads Mikkelsen BBC News - www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cy... Danish drone attacks seem professional, says minister, but no evidence of Russian involvement - BBC News

Thanks largely to social media the Dunning-Kruger effect has never been more visible

Whoop! #quizoftheday quizoftheday.co.uk

7/10. NZ, science thingy & county #quizoftheday quizoftheday.co.uk

I'm getting pestered by US project managers who never sleep when I should be concerned about the rapture

I'm new to the idea (c/o daughter who knows these things) that Trump has almost daily spray tans. There's a job you'd leap out of bed to do - spraying that old slug in his Y-Fronts in a polythene booth.

A bumpy 6/10. Capital, country, empire & peak. Bit of a rotter. #quizoftheday quizoftheday.co.uk

Oh my god, they weren't kidding, I've just seen the warnings leaflet that comes with a box of Tylenol. How were they keeping this quiet?!

If you have Spotify Premium this comes free. The BBCs epic history of Britain is all there. Days & days of it. Christopher Lee's version is idiosyncratic, Anna Massey, Paul Eddington & Robert Powell are the voices. Pete Atkin (he of Clive James) produced open.spotify.com/show/5COsaJz...

Bloody Nora. 10/10. No punts either. #quizoftheday quizoftheday.co.uk

Imagining the boomers listening to the radio station dedicated to them (us) at 00:55 on a Monday, maybe full of meds, struggling to sleep, worrying about the future. And then Hurt by Johnny Cash comes on.

I posted something mildly amusing that went viral on F***book yesterday. The comments beneath, extemporising on the joke in the most humourless way possible, have sucked all the life out of me.

Who knew?

Another smart young man my mother fancied has gone on

Well, he did lend her the not entirely huge sum of £15K when no one else would. These are the people we should be deporting. BBC News - Duchess of York called Epstein 'supreme friend' in 2011 email www.bbc.com/news/article...

Male voice choirs. Always with a reedy Harry Secombe-style soloist. But later, Queen & Abba. He sort of got younger musically.

Mental to think that the place that was the epicentre of culture at the time, *in the same year* played host to the guys who'd end all that www.bbc.com/news/magazin...

8/10 Cartoon character & chemical symbol (does anyone know these?) #quizoftheday quizoftheday.co.uk

I can access this with my library card; you should check if you can too. Great art films, including lots of yer continental stuff.

If only Boris's dad had been less of a rogering yahoo & more like today's youth

I am Graham from.Cardiff but these aren't my phone records

9/10. Bankers (rhyming slang) #quizoftheday quizoftheday.co.uk

I went to work for this bloke in his modern Victorian mill in Wiltshire (for 2 days) on his 70th birthday when it was announced he was worth £5 billion. He's now worth £20 billion at 78 so of course it was worth it. For him. www.msn.com/en-gb/news/u...

It's kind of gone unreported but the poorest, most downtrodden ward in Cardiff - the sort Labour could once have put any primate up in & won - just returned a Reform councillor

9/10. Jazzer, had a brain fade . #quizoftheday quizoftheday.co.uk

Social Services should be notified

Reading Brandreth's usual puff piece in The Oldie & amazed to learn he'd never heard of Marjorie Westbury, sexy Steve from Paul Temple. Apparently, her voice was so seductive (it was) that an old boy left her a cottage in his will.

9/10. Failed to wing the poem. #quizoftheday quizoftheday.co.uk

9/10. Fell at the last. I blame Ruth Rendell. #quizoftheday quizoftheday.co.uk

This man is a comic genius www.instagram.com/reel/DOebgY8...

I loathe all this personality cult nonsense. I think Mason wishes he wrote for Heat. BBC News - Starmer and Trump: 'Completely different, yet genuinely get on' - BBC News www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/...

Nicky Horne doing his usual gear change shift on Boom Radio, much to the chagrin of Karen in the Boom group on F***book who wants more Cliff

F***book today full of this

7/10. Last 3 & the usuals - year, king, Bard. #quizoftheday quizoftheday.co.uk

On in the caff this morning. Fantastic uplifting little thing for a wet & windy Monday. Should've been huge youtu.be/E3ywn2OtG5s?...

There's something in this

I'm new to a project that's somehow gone wrong this weekend somewhere between the UK, the US & India & it's now my job to clean it up & I don't know what to do & I'm 66 & I need the money. Better get up & put my big boy pants on.

8/10. Gotta know your rugger today. #quizoftheday quizoftheday.co.uk

I did 13 trips to the US as a trainer on a complex UK-led project. Had a problem at lmmigration nearly every time, despite the correct paperwork & a letter of introduction from the US CEO. ICE has simply had the gloves taken off. Trump's words won't make a scrap of difference.

The title 'Love On Your Side' gave Peel some great material to set Janice Long off when both were presenting TOTP #,forgotten80s