Multiple femme4femme lesbian couples turning looks in the audience of the chappel roan drag show I said oh I'm sure

does anyone need a sworn retainer. like a terrible instrument of your will who asks no questions and is more of a living weapon than a fully actualized human being

The soy = estrogen pesudo science is still so funny to me

Avocado toast on sourdough is so fuckin good. No homeowner

I am very much on the pro-difficulty side of Silksong discourse, both for personal gaming preference and also we can't discount the way it reinforces the worldbuilding-- *I die in a way that is so Bull Shit* it's immoral to make a hard game and I will be suing team cherry posthaste

Bare minimum for holding a conversation: Rom the Vacuous Spider, Living Failures, Ebrietas, Daughter of the Cosmos, Mergo's Wet Nurse, Orphan of Kos, Moon Presence, Darkbeast Paarl, Kos or some say Kosm, Plant eyes on our brains to cleanse our beastly idiocy,

Realm of the Elderlings ruining my life (affectionate)

Need 600 dollars due to recent personal tragedy. Picture is not related, I cannot figure out how to delete it. The money is not for that. I don’t know what it is even

Vanessa Hudgens, of "Sneakernight" fame, designing the Dragoon class in Final Fantasy: basically what they're gonna wield is lance

>"gothic edging" >dick motif mfw

I love my hair and have no plans to change it up any time soon but I will say it's wild how often I catch myself in a mirror and think I look like either a modern AU Gale BG3 or a pale Jon Magnusarchives.

Hawkeye tuah spit on the Thing

CRUEL ANGELS THESIS PLAYING AT MY GYM

Writhing w emotion over that white haired man

Fall of Joanns has me un-plying cotton carpet warp to use for embroidery floss bc Walmart's floss section is abysmal 😞

The plan? We consolidate the majority of the internet's architecture into a few monumental points of failure and nothing bad happens after that

Every time the trans women in sports shit flares up I feel so bad for trans women. The most well meaning cis allies are posting pictures of conservative cis athletes looking "masculine" as gotchas. Everyone defending trans women's right to exist in sport hinges their argument on how they don't win.

Passed out one step short of being able to use the two upgrade disks I had in my inventory on my last run in Blue Prince. Should I end it chat

I need my hair to be long enough for a slutty lil over the shoulder side braid without falling apart in .3 secondssssss

Gender is mostly about doing bits

Ouuuuuuuuuugh

Song of the summer is gonna be The Planets, Op. 32: IV. Jupiter, the Bringer of Jollity by Gustav Holst for the 105th year in a row

Ouuuuuuuugh

last night was a balatro run

Had two books checked out on Libby, finished one, accidentally returned the other, there was a waitlist when I first tried to check it out, the waitlist has only gotten longer, flames, hellfire, brimstone even,

I simply cannot stop thinking about this combination harp/guitar I saw on FB marketplace

speaker of nonsense #ffxiv #ffxivart

she’s my first diva twice removed on my oomfies side

Hello?

A lot of great looks from the met gala obvi but Walton Goggins's look is really sticking with me. Taking the "Tailored for You" theme and turning it into an inside out, mid-tailoring, menswear but skirt set is such a wild choice

This is how it feels to go in the dev tools and add "display: none" to the css of whatever please-give us-money panel a site uses to hide their articles

The old razzle dazzle

“you better not be fozzy bear backshots bookend when i get there” me:

im a goofy ass dog boy and if you feed me chocolate i will die

This would go some way to explaining the $3,600 a month on candles

I think the next pope would be better if it was a young witch who would use her office to try and solve the disappearance of her neighbor's cat in a small village in the Alps

youre laughing??? de poopst ass dout and you're laughing??????

[pic of me standing in the flooded area of st. Mocianne's] my arboretum got no business looking like this

Several mismatched silver rings my beloved

shes giving me head in the severance elevator😎 *ding!* ...shES GIVING ME HEAD IN THE SEVERANCE ELEVATOR?!?!?🫨

went to the craft supply thrift store dressed schlubby bc I didn't expect to see anyone I'd care to impress but there were FIVE BEAUTIFUL TRANSGENDER HONEYS in GREAT OUTFITS scattered throughout. Beset on all sides by attractive ppl and it's just me n my dipshit shorts. Absolutely played myself.

Voting for the theme of a game jam I joined just opened... All the options I want are getting destroyed... Sadness

I was top bid on some cool vintage tatting shuttles for super cheap on eBay for like a WEEK... Some bitch sniped me for 50 cents more in the literal last minute the listing was open... I hope they die