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Why is it called an oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food He/They
Multiple femme4femme lesbian couples turning looks in the audience of the chappel roan drag show I said oh I'm sure
18 days ago
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merritt
20 days ago
does anyone need a sworn retainer. like a terrible instrument of your will who asks no questions and is more of a living weapon than a fully actualized human being
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The soy = estrogen pesudo science is still so funny to me
about 1 month ago
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Avocado toast on sourdough is so fuckin good. No homeowner
about 1 month ago
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I am very much on the pro-difficulty side of Silksong discourse, both for personal gaming preference and also we can't discount the way it reinforces the worldbuilding-- *I die in a way that is so Bull Shit* it's immoral to make a hard game and I will be suing team cherry posthaste
about 1 month ago
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Jacob Geller
2 months ago
Bare minimum for holding a conversation: Rom the Vacuous Spider, Living Failures, Ebrietas, Daughter of the Cosmos, Mergo's Wet Nurse, Orphan of Kos, Moon Presence, Darkbeast Paarl, Kos or some say Kosm, Plant eyes on our brains to cleanse our beastly idiocy,
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Realm of the Elderlings ruining my life (affectionate)
2 months ago
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Pat
2 months ago
Need 600 dollars due to recent personal tragedy. Picture is not related, I cannot figure out how to delete it. The money is not for that. I don’t know what it is even
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Vanessa Hudgens, of "Sneakernight" fame, designing the Dragoon class in Final Fantasy: basically what they're gonna wield is lance
2 months ago
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>"gothic edging" >dick motif mfw
3 months ago
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I love my hair and have no plans to change it up any time soon but I will say it's wild how often I catch myself in a mirror and think I look like either a modern AU Gale BG3 or a pale Jon Magnusarchives.
3 months ago
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Hawkeye tuah spit on the Thing
3 months ago
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CRUEL ANGELS THESIS PLAYING AT MY GYM
4 months ago
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Writhing w emotion over that white haired man
4 months ago
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eve 🐇
4 months ago
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Fall of Joanns has me un-plying cotton carpet warp to use for embroidery floss bc Walmart's floss section is abysmal 😞
4 months ago
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The plan? We consolidate the majority of the internet's architecture into a few monumental points of failure and nothing bad happens after that
5 months ago
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Every time the trans women in sports shit flares up I feel so bad for trans women. The most well meaning cis allies are posting pictures of conservative cis athletes looking "masculine" as gotchas. Everyone defending trans women's right to exist in sport hinges their argument on how they don't win.
5 months ago
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Passed out one step short of being able to use the two upgrade disks I had in my inventory on my last run in Blue Prince. Should I end it chat
5 months ago
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I need my hair to be long enough for a slutty lil over the shoulder side braid without falling apart in .3 secondssssss
5 months ago
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Zombussy ⚔️🫀
5 months ago
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Haus of Decline
5 months ago
Gender is mostly about doing bits
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Ouuuuuuuuuugh
5 months ago
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Song of the summer is gonna be The Planets, Op. 32: IV. Jupiter, the Bringer of Jollity by Gustav Holst for the 105th year in a row
5 months ago
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6 months ago
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freaky hacker chick
6 months ago
last night was a balatro run
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Had two books checked out on Libby, finished one, accidentally returned the other, there was a waitlist when I first tried to check it out, the waitlist has only gotten longer, flames, hellfire, brimstone even,
6 months ago
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I simply cannot stop thinking about this combination harp/guitar I saw on FB marketplace
6 months ago
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🐍Rii 🐍
6 months ago
speaker of nonsense
#ffxiv
#ffxivart
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dr. leigh
6 months ago
she’s my first diva twice removed on my oomfies side
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Hello?
6 months ago
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A lot of great looks from the met gala obvi but Walton Goggins's look is really sticking with me. Taking the "Tailored for You" theme and turning it into an inside out, mid-tailoring, menswear but skirt set is such a wild choice
6 months ago
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This is how it feels to go in the dev tools and add "display: none" to the css of whatever please-give us-money panel a site uses to hide their articles
6 months ago
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The old razzle dazzle
6 months ago
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devin
6 months ago
“you better not be fozzy bear backshots bookend when i get there” me:
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merritt
6 months ago
im a goofy ass dog boy and if you feed me chocolate i will die
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Trudging Spineripper
6 months ago
This would go some way to explaining the $3,600 a month on candles
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I think the next pope would be better if it was a young witch who would use her office to try and solve the disappearance of her neighbor's cat in a small village in the Alps
6 months ago
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Mia💖🧡💜🖤
6 months ago
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6 months ago
youre laughing??? de poopst ass dout and you're laughing??????
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[pic of me standing in the flooded area of st. Mocianne's] my arboretum got no business looking like this
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6 months ago
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mako’s mansion 2🦇: revelations
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Several mismatched silver rings my beloved
7 months ago
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⌘ left at london ⌘
7 months ago
shes giving me head in the severance elevator😎 *ding!* ...shES GIVING ME HEAD IN THE SEVERANCE ELEVATOR?!?!?🫨
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went to the craft supply thrift store dressed schlubby bc I didn't expect to see anyone I'd care to impress but there were FIVE BEAUTIFUL TRANSGENDER HONEYS in GREAT OUTFITS scattered throughout. Beset on all sides by attractive ppl and it's just me n my dipshit shorts. Absolutely played myself.
7 months ago
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Voting for the theme of a game jam I joined just opened... All the options I want are getting destroyed... Sadness
7 months ago
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I was top bid on some cool vintage tatting shuttles for super cheap on eBay for like a WEEK... Some bitch sniped me for 50 cents more in the literal last minute the listing was open... I hope they die
7 months ago
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