house of leaves ig i never finished it

First Pope who can smell this picture

pope leo? yeah i know him

music school was wasted on 18 year old Devin. let me go back. i could do it right this time

“you better not be fozzy bear backshots bookend when i get there” me:

We have to lez out or die.

no i got blocked for this 😭i love this account rip

truck nuts should be illegal. how the fuck i supposed to explain that to my child

there’s a new website for Iain Banks, which contains on the FAQ page this vital nugget of information iainbanks.co.uk

chevy's tex-mex restaurant used to give you a free sombrero on your birthday

not pictured: Sam’s mom not being convinced by any of this

fell for the oldest trick in the book (explaining puberty blockers and bone density to Sam’s mom on the phone)

if you've noticed a lot of chocolate on the main page of wikipedia it's because 6 mo ago one random person started cranking out a tooooon of amazing overhauls to chocolate articles and now the quality of chocolate content has literally never been better. thank you chocolate hero whoever you are

hampede (ham stampede)

smartToilet 7:55am 🚽😏 smartToilet 7:57am lol smartToilet 8:00am hello?? smartToilet 8:01am are you mad at me smartFridge 8:05am hey man did u say something 2 toilet he's freaking out

it was Him

The fellas at Burglars Anonymous knew I relapsed because of my big ruby.

Voices from another self? Voices from *a deeper self*? Voices from... *early gender dysphoria*?

there are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see

be congested and sleepy, or be not congested and insane. a decision all sudafed boys must make

tube dweller

who am i to deny her this simple pleasure

just finished alan wake 2 and YOWZA i really enjoyed that!!!

sweat e

excellent evening at the roller rink

*"research flat earth" voice* research masters degree in data science

winnie the pooh ass behavior

love learning about history while watching the history channel

i am in the great city of Chicago

look at my Anwalt dawg I'm going to jail

cities skylines 2 has arrived, where are my fellow gamers

The UPS Store Is Now on Roblox

wth is a skeet