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The most corrupt America Last President in history. Every day a new pardon worse than one the day before.

Conversation had with my coworker: Me: Do you know why birds have hollow bones? Coworker: uhhh no? M: What do you think is the most logical reason for hollow bones? CW: They’re lighter and fly better? M: You’d think?! But no, they breathe through them. CW: Making them a living woodwind instrument.

Marjorie, I know the truth confuses you and facts ain’t your strong suit—so let me break it down real slow: George Floyd didn’t die from drugs. He died because Derek Chauvin knelt on his neck for 9 minutes. That’s called murder.

You ever got too much brain, not enough cell?

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hey. a very unfortunate and upsetting thing happened to me this week, and talking about it publicly comes at a great personal cost so if you could take the time to read it, it would mean a lot tldr: wotc pulled the ad i made on all platforms due to the comments said ad received

We're back on Tarkir and I am back on Game Knights, baby! You don't want to miss this episode!

Fucking liars and thieves.

"We are changing how we do Secret Lairs to better serve our customers!" APRIL FOOLS!

Thank you Senator Cory Booker. This guy truly cares about the people he represents.

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Medicaid is not for sale. NASA is not for sale. The Post Office is not for sale. America is not for sale. We have an obligation to resist kings. We outnumber them. And they can be overwhelmed.

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Ok that made me laugh

Hey NYTimes — *now* you’re lighting the beacons? NOW?!? After months of “Sauron: Avatar Of Evil… Or Extreme Uniter?” thumbsucker reporting you’re screaming what we’ve known since 2015? Fuck all the way off.

Via Mastodon #USpol

If you wanted to decrease the cost of homes, one thing you wouldn’t do is put a flat tariff on your main source of timber.

➡️ January 20: FAA director fired ➡️ January 21: Air Traffic Controller hiring frozen ➡️ January 22: Aviation Safety Advisory Committee disbanded ➡️ January 28: Buyout/retirement demand sent to existing employees ➡️ January 29: First American mid-air collision in 16 years Making America Great Again!

This whole thing speaks for itself. This guy is unprepared and untrustworthy. I'm voting no.

Today’s show was my last at CNN. My closing message: It’s never a good time to bow down to a tyrant… don’t give in to the lies. Don’t give in to fear. Hold on to the truth… and hope.

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remember stuff like this when they tell you that diversity means a lowering of standards

Pritzker: "President Trump ought to be calling that out. If he doesn't agree with Elon Musk, if he doesn't agree with two Sieg Heils at his own rally and backing a party that backs Nazis, then he ought to say so. Why isn't Donald Trump speaking out?

That’s suspicious. That’s weird.

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Gritty continues to be a real one

You won't believe this. My team and I make this show called SciShow that works hard to be rigorous and accurate while also being appealing and entertaining. We reach a LOT of people every year with episodes about crabs and neutrinos and gender and cancer and vaccines. It's great, I love it.

Today and in the coming days, remember

If we look to history, the American news media was TERRIBLE at calling out the rise of fascism in the 30s and 40s in Europe. They glorified Musolini comparing him to movie stars, and downplayed Hitler. Please don't do this again. Source for quote image below.

Trans rights are human rights.

He’s openly brazen about this because he knows no one with the power to do so will do anything about it.

Imagine if they controlled all the media? If every company, every newspaper, and every website kissed the ring. Imagine if they controlled where we got our news, how we talked to one another, how we shared everything about our lives, where we met and laughed and organized. Imagine that.

Lol I posted this on IG and the replies are a perfect example of why IG will never be Tiktok.

Have we done the research yet to figure out if the same people vehemently against non-binary pronouns are the same ones who had issues using the correct "their" and "they're" during the pre-autocorrect era of the internet?

This is a perfect sentence: "All we’ve gotten in the past decade is example after example of how little these people know about anything other than making apps that destroy something you previously loved, by hollowing it out into a subscription service that no longer works and everyone hates."