"Hard Dicks in Hard Places"

I do think that the messaging around "a judge ruled that the Republicans illegally forced you to go hungry" would be a slam dunk but we'll see how the Dems fumble the bag here

Tubi quietly won the streaming wars by understanding nobody gives a fuck about "the show we need right now" but everybody is sometimes in the mood to watch "that weirdass werewolf movie with no werewolf that I think Albert Finney was in?"

A sudden sense of existential dread washed over me as the realization that Old Twitter is more or less immortalized in Cities: Skylines. It's anachronistic now.

tiktok hardened zoomers are constantly assailing god-fearing americans with improvised explosives & roadside ambushes, just to secure their treats. Merest rumor that you're holding a goody almost guarantees one of the 18-25 set will explode your torso and do a fortnite dance over your real-life gibs

BUM BUM BE DUM BUM BUM BE DUM BUM

"The perfect comparison between Clean Tone, Overdrive, Distortion, and Fuzz doesn't exist" I beg to differ: www.youtube.com/shorts/66sfF...

as five figure layoffs happen at all the world's most complex systems, I have to update my math for just how few people would need to call in sick on the same day to essentially cause a global work stoppage. I think we're probably at "less than 300, 150 at my most optimistic"

remember when Facebook fired that guy and then months later they had to use the fire axe to get into the server cage when their whole thing went down?

Good night.

at one point i was making bumper stickers for some reason but never had them printed. i still think this one speaks to me but i'm unsure why

Charles “Charlie” Brown has been laid to rest today after passing peacefully in his sleep at the age of 96. Though he faced many hardships throughout his life, Charlie Brown will be remembered for his optimism and determination in the face of failure. He is survived by his many hoes

why he look like markiplier morphing into farquad tho

this is phantasy star youtu.be/SFzun8SEk4Q?...

how couples argue today WIFE: Husband (38M) keeps taking up fridge w his mustards, says I (36F) can't use any. AITA? HUSBAND: Top 10 WHITE Woman Dipping Mustard FAILS ChatGPT: Time for some tough love. You're both right, you're both geniuses, and humanity's future depends on you both shooting yourse

here is a thread of my fine writing, available at frog industrial concern dot itch dot io frogindustrialconcern.itch.io

a few years ago one of my patrons said "you should draw your character as a werewolf" and I thought that was *very* smart

don’t worry about it babe. ur fine.

this past month has been a wild ride!Very busy with the production of 'Sleuth' the feature my brother and I are co-directing! I'll resume posting again on all my social media pages and I'm currently going through withdrawals for not holding my tablet pen lmao here,have Diakko doodle!:D

Darumi Amemiya, drawn in TuxPaint I've been watching my wife play through the game and I enjoyed this route #hndr_FA #ハンドラ #ハンドラ美術部 #100L #TuxPaint

anyway it's Fine when 'straightbreaking' turns up porn about straight girls getting turned gay. but what if I want her to stay straight but develop a hopeless psychosexual dependency on letting dykes get off with her? what then??

there is no greater form of human progress than the effort to coin new terminology for increasingly niche and granular fetishes. the true pervert thrives on specificity. let the kink dictionary blossom like a tree in spring. epistemic justice for the gooner who doesn't have a tag to search

σ几𝒆, ｔⓦσ, ｔĤᖇ𝒆𝒆, ғσยᖇ; 🅲ˡ𝕒ק 𝔂σยᖇ Ĥ𝕒几𝓭ⓢ!

ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR; CLAP YOUR HANDS.

am i lost in the corn maze or is the corn maze lost in me

There has never been a case where "I have an idea and I need to open up Aseprite. Right. Now" that has ended sanely. Based on the unfortunate demise of Alex's phone during the Retro Pals stream @retropals.bsky.social @alexrescuecat.bsky.social @sardoose.bsky.social

I'm gonna open for art again while im putting out job applications. Doing just SFW stuff rn. Prices below, just gotta get in contact here or one of my many links

GDQUEER STARTS TOMORROW AND WE'RE BENEFITTING Lambda Legal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH gamesdonequick.com/schedule/61

captain crunch handing a crunchberry to the crunchberry beast in the same general attitude as a byzantine emperor handing a miniature of a magnificent cathedral to the mother of god

It doesn't matter what Ardden is working on when there's a horny space raptor hunting him down. It's time to be Taluki's now. Time to be pinned, to be completely and utterly claimed... This little raptor has found her prey, and she intends to ride all day and night~ #avali #wolf #nsfw #furryart

A poll from the journal Nature found that 75% of researchers in the U.S. are considering leaving the country. That includes a man who’s been dubbed the "Mozart of Math." Stephanie Sy examines what’s behind a potential scientific brain drain.

WHAT OTHER PEOPLE LIKE TO SEE AT THE FUNCTION: Murder. Guts ripped out. A guy licking blood off of a knife and grinning menacingly because he likes how blood tastes and that he could taste it on his knife WHAT I LIKE TO SEE AT THE FUNCTION: Friendly people having a good time together

Today I announced an agreement between Washington state, Oregon, and British Columbia to renew and strengthen our partnership. Together, the Cascadia region will address housing affordability, invest in clean energy, and create the conditions for long-term economic growth.

From the back:

Happy #FursuitFriday! 😁 Here's Lunacorn, a unicorn/luna moth fae, who debuted last week at CabinCon. The unicorn was made by @thebleedinghart.bsky.social, wings by @magpiebones.bsky.social & @skaros.bsky.social, corset by Rainbow Curve Corsetry (IG) & dress by EnchantedHearth & Sedoniaraqs (Etsy). 😊

So cats basically live with the worlds most annoying god

🚨 THE BUNLITH ANIME IS REAL 🚨 🎉Introducing BUNLITH: THE WITCH UP STAIRS 🐇🐇 📅 EPISODE 1 is premiering on November 3rd (thats in 5 days!!) 📈 KICKSTARTER CAMPAIGN FOR SEASON 1 launching at the same time!!! SUBSCRIBE SO YOU DON'T MISS THE LAUNCH: youtube.com/@b0tster

Post a perfect album from the 90’s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice in Chains [Himi's Note: This is a really easy task if you have even a lick of taste imo]

they do this when they want their bellies rubbed

*flexing noises*

the haters recreated the comically elaborate pre-synth reverb setup used by led zeppelin. why? so when they called me on the phone to tell me diablo 3 was the best out of the series, which they do often, their voices would sound like a pound and a half of loose shit in a silk stocking

How can you look at me that way