FCC To Investigate TV Shows Where The Mom Has Job https://theonion.com/fcc-to-investigate-tv-shows-where-the-mom-has-job/

these fucks lie with such ease and confidence

I appreciate the sentiment of wanting to do the White House correspondents dinner as a rebuke of the attempted shooter. But it doesn't make any sense to honor a president who consistently denigrates White House correspondents like this.

BREAKING: Don't fall for what Blanche is suggesting - DOJ is NOT getting rid of the whole bogus slush fund deal; it's still giving Trump $1,776 billion AND still giving him (and family) a broad civil release of liability; all it is NOT doing is using the $1,776 to create a fund for J6ers and others.

Trump posts article boasting of SCOTUS affirming Alabama’s racist congressional maps

“This is the Epstein Administration because there are two types of people in it — people who are in the Epstein files and people who are covering up the Epstein files.” @sarahlongwell25.bsky.social “The Epstein Admin protects the Epstein Class, supported by the Epstein Court.” @dzaia40.bsky.social

Uggggggggg!

I am a broker. This is not happening. If you apply for a subsidy and THEIR SYSTEM shows that you make too little and you qualify for Medicaid, you are kicked to Medicaid… BY THEIR SYSTEM. There is no double dipping here. He’s a moron.

Ken Paxton was indicted for scamming his own friends. He convinced them to invest hundreds of thousands in a company while secretly pocketing a commission. Paxton sold out his own friends for a quick buck. What makes you think he won't sell you out in the Senate?

If the 60 Minutes thing is proving anything it’s that a lot of people in positions of power think there is no crime greater, no injustice more profound, than being called out for being incompetent when you’re clearly fucking incompetent

This is worded wrong. Supreme Court allows Alabama to use overtly racist map that disenfranchises Black voters after falsely claiming they were not overturning the Voting Rights Act.

Blanche says the IRS entered into a settlement with Trump, which is what the tax immunity is. Except ... the IRS didn't sign it.

Pope Leo is an Augustinian. Trump has nothing on him. Trump has no courage and his anger isn’t for Hope but for enrichment, a hold on power, or personal grievances. He is a hopeless man, no vision for others. His world view is one of pure cynicism and selfishness. Courage+Anger=Change. Mother Hope

This war is going so badly Trump is leaking this to put distance btw himself and Netanyahu.

I love this! It's what our federal government should be doing to commemorate the semiquincentennial...🫤 ... but they don't have the foggiest idea about what that word means or the event's importance: an opportunity to express pride but to work towards a better future for ALL Americans, and the 🌎

Cleve Jones is a human rights advocate, author, and lecturer who joined the gay liberation movement in 1972, co-founded the San Francisco AIDS Foundation in 1983, and founded the AIDS Memorial Quilt—one of the world’s largest community arts projects—in 1987. #WeAreAmerica250

Dr. Jelani Cobb is an author, journalist, and Dean of Columbia Journalism School. Cobb tells the story of John Peter Zenger, a newspaperman whose trial for printing critical statements about the royal governor of New York helped to define freedom of the press. #WeAreAmerica250

Nothing screams “dictated from a hospital bed” like a 3 page screed bitching about your name being taken off a building it never belonged on in the first place.

Iranian leadership has access to calendars and U.S. election news. They're keenly aware that the closer we get to the midterms, Donald will be more likely to cave to political/economic pressure and agree to whatever Iran wants. If there's any deal before November, it'll greatly advantage Iran.

They didn’t let the public vote. Louisiana Republicans pushed through a new congressional map today that removes one of the state’s two majority-Black districts and replaces it with an additional Republican-leaning district.

Just. Stop. With. This. Framing. Louisiana passed a congressional map designed to deny African-Americans representation

Dear media, You don't have to say "E Jean Carroll accused Trump of defamation and rape." You can say "Trump defamed and raped E Jean Carroll." It's been adjudicated. Thank you

DOJ Launches Criminal Investigation Into All Women

The White House gave Don Jr a $620M contract. I’m old enough to remember when repubs in Congress bribed a Russian asset who was later convicted of lying about a $5M payout to Hunter Biden. What ever happened to Smirnov? Oh that’s right. Trump sprung him from jail.

Good on Newsom for this. I want to encourage Dems punching back hard even when I’m iffy on the messenger

It might be hard to see from this picture today of the White House, but Donald Trump is very focused on lowering costs.

In the end we were just his latest casino and whatnot.

ICE detainees are dying by suicide at an ‘alarming’ rate, an AP investigation finds

Funny story: 13 is the same number of service members who died in the pullout from Afghanistan, for which Biden received brutal bipartisan media coverage for months

FYI ! Thanks, Andrea.......

NEW: The tobacco company Reynolds American donated $5M to the Trump-backed super PAC MAGA Inc. on 4/30/2026. 8 days later, the Trump administration rolled out a new policy that could be very lucrative for Reynolds by allowing it to begin selling flavored vapes.

"The pursuit of greater profits cannot justify choices that systematically sacrifice jobs, because the human person is an end, not a means, and the economic order must remain subordinate to human dignity and the common good." —Pope Leo XIV

NEW: South Carolina senate republicans REJECT Trump's redistricting bid in the state. www.nbcnews.com/politics/202...

BREAKING: A federal court in Alabama has struck down Republicans’ attempt to redraw the state’s congressional map, on the grounds that it intentionally discriminates against Black voters. newrepublic.com/post/210881/...

BREAKING: A federal court blocked Alabama from implementing a congressional map that intentionally discriminates against Black voters. This is a victory for fair representation.

Spare me your “think piece” about the “controversy” of Christoper Nolan casting Lupita Nyong'o in The Odyssey. The whole thing stems from Elon Musk being a depraved, hateful racist. That’s all there is to it. There is no fucking controversy.

The myth of the "(sh)art of the deal."

"I mean, I expected corruption and grift, but DAYYYYUUUMMMM!" -Megyn Kelly, self-owningly

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He should do a whistlestop tour of a community access television shows

Oh, no big deal, just hanging out with MY BUDDY PAUL. Holy cow, the Colbert wrap party was the most insane gathering of friends and heroes that I’ve ever experienced in my life. Much love to Stephen and his entire amazing crew, and wishing them the best in whatever their next adventure happens to be

Congrats to my son Don (?) and his wife probably on their wedding or similar event, such as birthday party. I cannot attend, since there's a quarterback who still thinks I'm fine to be around in public. Best of luck to Eric or whatever kid I said a minute ago and his new Wife 2 or maybe 3.

I have never seen Trump so perfectly describe himself. The thing about tyrants is they are dead inside.

Hell of a run, my friend! Thank you, Stephen, for the past 11 seasons of bringing laughter into our homes, speaking truth to power with a smile, and being loud for America.

As heard this morning on @stephaniemiller.bsky.social , Mary in Ann Arbor and I, along with the Rocky Mountain Mike chorus and orchestra, perform "DJT's Slush Fund". youtu.be/bpXuxhSdk64

Stephen Colbert is far more loved than Trump will ever be!!