Aaaaaaah, shit!

it will really be something if the Epstein Files unseat a British Prime Minster who isn't in them, and not the American President who was Epstein's best friend.

Here’s that “Good Will Dunkin’” #SuperBowl commercial:

Look, I appreciate I’m shouting into the bluesky void, but please can at least one business which sponsors something do so without doing it proudly

It starts with C the way I say it

Want to advertise your service or business on Smersh Pod? Get in touch and I'll get you in the pod.

Cool. Now do the same in Ukraine

I quite like the Domino Hoo Hoo adverts

what scene from a horror movie still haunts you to this day?

To deal with the winter cold, share one of your favourite winter movies! ☃️❄️

I’m not sure if it’s a good thing or not that there is nothing else newsworthy happening in #Wokingham but “very big puddle in Wokingham” does suggest a slow news day #woky

This ‘The Internet’ must be really dumb

Ah, we seamlessly move from #TheTraitors, where it’s difficult to hate anyone appearing on it, to #TheApprentice, where it’s difficult to like anyone appearing on it

Deleting Signal now that I know it’s compromised. Find me scribbling on the walls of the gents toilets in The Lord Raglan in Wokingham 👍

ICE has detained children as young as five, including this little boy, Liam. No 5-year-old makes us unsafe. Targeting children - our babies - is beyond the pale. ICE is completely out of control and beyond fixing.

Little Women With Big Naturals

Define rad 80s TV…. Well, I made this, maybe some of your favourites are here…

You know what would make an absolutely awesome live action reboot? ULYSSES 31!

how advanced is your nation's sinophobia? very? extremely? you are like baby, we are inventing sinophobia the likes of which cannot be dreamt of www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

This is nearly as bad as when Obama wore a tan suit.

I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place

British education in a nutshell

I for one am absolutely fucking sick of this cunt.

100% tariff on the MM/DD/YY format.

"And we now have María on the line who would like to swap a Nobel Peace Prize for the presidency of Venezuela..."

I understand that the BBC are going to give Trump their Paedo Protector award

"I deserve the Nobel Peace Prize" I say, while deploying the military against the public because people are mad that my goons are executing unarmed mothers.

this, from West Ham's Freddie Potts, is the single worst "five famous people you'd invite to dinner" I've ever seen

The scene where Ferris, a smug entitled young white guy, mimes a well known song on a parade float, that he had no involvement with, and gets inexplicably cheered for his 'brilliance' by small handful of people, is an ideal metaphor for modern AI In summary, I loathe this film

Right, I’m off to play “is it still wet, or is it just cold?” with my clean washing x

Treated myself by buying the first series of this absolutely classic bit of sci-fi telly

Again, the people who seem to be most damaged by social media aren't the kids - who are quite good at navigating it - but the middle-aged, who get caught up in extremism, fooled by misinformation, trapped by scammers, and addicted to porn. Stop focussing on the kids. Start with the rest of us.

Slightly diminish a game Average Mario Brothers

there’s something I need to say and you’re not gonna like it. I think ferris bueller’s day off is shit

#OnThisDay 1986 : The first episode of Blackadder II was broadcast on BBC1. A run of six in this series featuring Rowan Atkinson as Blackadder and Tony Robinson playing Baldrick in a more stupid guise compared to the first Blackadder series. #80s (TV Listing : @woodg31.bsky.social)

I want a full HOUR in the turret tomorrow #TheTraitors

ROBIN OF SHERWOOD (1984): Michael Praed was The Hooded Man in Richard Carpenter's dark ITV drama, which fully leant into the mythology of the character. Magic, demons, the supernatural, pagan myth, and Robin's Obi Wan Kenobi, Herne the Hunter, all featured. Still the best Robin Hood ever!

Bohemian Shat-sody

Current European and UK reaction to X-Twitter just deliberately trashing their laws and laughing at them. Pathetic weaklings.

40 YEARS AGO TODAY: Rik Mayall's expressive recital of George's Marvellous Medicine led to a lot of frothing Points Of View correspondence at the time but everybody who saw it justly remembers it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=niL_...

Connections was a bit of a sod this morning wasn’t it? #NYTGames #NYT

My friends in Austria sent this and I can't stop watching...wait for the end. 🤗💜

It’s a dark night when you look at the news and are forced to admit that you no longer believe in the power of the FIFA peace prize

*wakes up* *takes a quick look at BlueSky* “Donald Trump kidnaps president of Venezuela and his wife” *decides to go back to sleep again*

Same

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