Yes I am petty when it comes to local football rivalries and I know that @fantasticmrox.bsky.social is a bloody lovely bloke but…. Welcome back to League One bitches! #readingfc

Love that Spotify has the lyrics to Hey Duggee’s Stick Song

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS SPLATTER

QTP with a video game that transports you back to your childhood

BlueSky admin:

Wonderful from Stephen Lillie...

An underrated soft skill to develop is to understand that if you have nothing to add to a conversation that you can just not say anything.

Famous vehicles from 80s TV and film -see if I've included your favourites. Loads missing, but a few classics. Buckle up, let's go back in time!

Is now a good time to tell the Artemis astronauts to stay in space? #Iran #Trump #Artemis

Everyone remember to hide when the astronauts comes back.

Today, in the world of freedom, the proudest boast is "Ich esse ein Berliner!"

🧵And we're off, ladies and gentlemen! It's "they're banning the word EASTER" week. Regular as clockwork... So here comes a history lesson and media lesson all rolled into one thread! PS, I can't believe there's no easter egg emoji? This was the best I could do - 🗿🥚 🤣 I digress! 1/19

What’s that bloody song which has the line about Covid on a plane? That one

Me leaving the metaverse

UPDATE ON THE HORMUZ COALITION (Mon, March 16): 🇫🇷 France: REJECTED 🇬🇧 UK: REJECTED 🇮🇹 Italy: REJECTED 🇪🇸 Spain: REJECTED 🇯🇵 Japan: REJECTED 🇳🇴 Norway: REJECTED 🇨🇦 Canada: REJECTED 🇦🇺 Australia: REJECTED 🇩🇪 Germany: REJECTED 🇨🇳 China: NO RESPONSE 🇳🇱 Netherlands: NO RESPONSE 🇰🇷 South Korea: NO CONFIRMATION

The Reading Half Marathon takes place this Sunday! We’ll be running shuttle buses to help you get you between Reading and the race village. Find out more here: www.reading-buses.co.uk/reading-half...

Trump to the UK, 6 March: "We don't need them any longer... We don't need people to join wars after we've already won!" Trump six days later: Publicly begs for the UK to send warships.

I stand by my decision to call them ‘bleats’

Things that irrationally annoy me: - an inefficiently filled dishwasher - people that use 24 hours clock but then add ‘pm’ to the end of an afternoon time - the way that Australians pronounce debut as dayboo

All the wrong people have imposter syndrome.

Remembering the late Comedian, Writer and Actor, Rik Mayall (7 March 1958 – 9 June 2014)

“DFS sale ends bank holiday Monday”

“I keep on thinking it’s Friday”

Andrew Tate's twatty video only starts making any sense when you use different music

Morning Gool Peran Lowen! Happy St Piran’s Day!

Sad news Rob Grant has passed away. Thank you for creating a comedy that defined my childhood. Me and my siblings rushing to put on another VHS as soon as we got the chance. It was a comedy that bonded us and brought such happiness. Thank you for the memories and the laughs. See ya, Smeghead.

“What’s the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Pizza Express meal?”

There were more viewers of the curling last night than Britain’s Got Talent.

Star Wars and Gandhi in RE to be watched from the point of view of how religion is portrayed in both Dam Busters in maths due to the trigonometry used in calculating the height above the water using spotlights

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Who'd have thought we'd reach the day where the British monarchy would be more likely to face the consequences of their actions than the wealthy elite in the so-called land of the free?

My musical taste moved on a bit when britpop came along and showed me the error of my ways, but at the time…

See? Nobody cares.

Aaaaaaah, shit!

it will really be something if the Epstein Files unseat a British Prime Minster who isn't in them, and not the American President who was Epstein's best friend.

Here’s that “Good Will Dunkin’” #SuperBowl commercial:

Look, I appreciate I’m shouting into the bluesky void, but please can at least one business which sponsors something do so without doing it proudly

It starts with C the way I say it

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Cool. Now do the same in Ukraine

I quite like the Domino Hoo Hoo adverts