There is a very simple way to test whether someone is an astronaut or not: ask them what size steps they take when walking on the moon. "Small" = they are an astronaut "Giant" = they are in The Police #moonshot #NASA

Charlie really needs to throw a sicky. Because this raving loon, with his ceasefire, Armageddon, ceasefire rhetoric which = war crimes is a fuckwit.

Stained glass artwork by Annie Rie, stained glass artist inspired by the English countryside #womensart

Tuesday is officially war crime day everyone!

I'd be surprised if there aren't frantic conversations now going between the Palace and No10 and FCDO about cancelling King Charles' trip. They could and perhaps should have before now, but I think the mad king's crazed outburst today (Easter actual Sunday) makes it easier to sell to a US audience

Being far from home right now, I am missing these guys so much but thankfully the Irish chough teams have come to the rescue again this year with their chough cams ❤️🖤 www.youtube.com/live/GDqmGy5...

The ‘rewards’ made me laugh out loud. Thank you @privateeyenews.bsky.social

I predict King Charles might throw a sicky in April.

Greater Manchester! Oh Blimey! It’s Frank’s Mancs! New updated version! I’d missed a number of artists on my first collage, these are now added. Thanks to everyone for the feedback - especially @MDMArchive please see link for new full list👇👇👇 www.coldwarsteve.com/2026/03/20/o...

Ok step one is to make them look less delicious

Darren Grimes cones across as a whiny, sulky man boy

#ArtDD2026 Fox From my archive, again. 😊 @saocousins.bsky.social @holnicotenh.bsky.social @stevecobbin.bsky.social @andykaitken.bsky.social @mayfieldbirder.bsky.social @indikon.eurosky.social

There are vanity projects and there are also insanity projects.

When the wood was part felled the light came in.

A viral dog rescue from 2016 is now immortalized with a statue in Kazakhstan. When a dog fell into the Sayran reservoir, bystanders formed a human chain to pull him to safety. The statue is a reminder of the value of unity, solidarity and collective action. 14/10 for all

This is very enjoyable 👇

Please repost & help me find a home (UK) for Johnny. Needed through absolutely no fault of his own - details in alt text. Scottish Borders but will travel. Many thanks.

Whale knives

“I once went to war against Iran for reasons which are still unclear, yet also made a deal to buy $14bn worth of oil from the same country” David Mitchell: “Why? WHY would you buy $14bn of oil? What do you need it for?” “I borrowed a bike from Cheryl Baker and it has a squeak.”

A bit of Saturday dog physics... have you ever wondered why dogs are such messy drinkers? They're actually using quite a clever mechanism to overcome a fundamental difficulty. (And cats, to no-one's surprise are a bit tidier) Yay for the ingenious physics in the natural world! 🐕🐾

Interesting

It’s St Cuthbert’s Day!! St Cuthbert is regarded by many as Patron Saint of Northumbria and Eider protector. #nebirding

I have a theory that the real Nick Clegg got trapped in the Metaverse, and this is a robot replacement that hasn’t quite got the impersonation right yet.

I despair

open.substack.com/pub/heatherc... The truth buried in the redacted Epstein files - a major DEA investigation into Epstein over drugs and prostitution was dropped by the first Trump administration. HUGE!

Deleted my bin post as I got my subs wrong. It’s £59 per bin here. I’m suitably ashamed.

Just had a WTF moment. Got my Mum’s Council Tax bill and noticed that garden waste is collected “from £30 a year”. Ours in similar rural County is £90 per bin, I feel a bit queasy. Is the “from” working very hard here?

I have an old house work joke, but it needs dusting off

Welcome the support for low income and vulnerable for heating oil/LPG support. However, it really needs a price cap to be equitable with gas/electric. @teamlabouruk.bsky.social

Home #Northumberland 8 hours.

Morning Heading back north after a lovely if emotional week “home home” Back in April for my Great Nieces christening.

Shouts at @teamlabouruk.bsky.social “This technology disrupts humanities-trained—largely Democratic—voters, and makes their economic power less. And increases the economic power of vocationally trained, working-class, often male, working-class voters,” Karp

Evening.

Is Carwash the new whitewash* * a deliberate attempt to conceal unpleasant or incriminating facts about a person or organization in order to protect their reputation.

The most popular thing Ed Miliband could do now is announce public subsidies on solar and other renewables targeted on rural areas that are tied to bunker oil for their energy.

My little Ivey on Bodmin Moor yesterday 😍

Heard and saw a #ChiffChaff at Porth Joke (Polly Joke) today ☺️ #birds

Life on cloud eight

I should have worn the shorts I’d packed today!

It was very foggy but the deed* was done. #BodminMoor *Mumslastwishes

Unpacked and first stop

And breath……

Up early to hit the road, we’re coming for you Kernow

Downfall parody. Donald Trump finds out Spain and the UK won't let him use their airbases. youtu.be/PU372PBdzqo?...

THIS is why I’m on social media

Please don’t come before 8am.

THAT video is fucking insane just like the gits in charge. Emotionally underdeveloped boys sniggering at the death and destruction they are perpetrating.

If Heaven Gretchen Peters youtu.be/ODWeehdJaso