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YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

As ever the beaches in Northumberland were rammed* I can count on one hand the people I passed on this walk.

Explains why his reset speech was so bloody awful

I’d buy this, but be terrified every time it caught my eye.

It was a surprise to me too ! Forget sharing the last picture on you saved, I want to see the first picture on your phone. Scroll back until your fingers bleed.

how have i not been told of the viral buffaloes of bangladesh timesofindia.indiatimes.com/world/south-...

Really sad news.

The England France game was fantastic and brutal. I don’t know how any of the players stand up to the battering, but they do.

Also pleased to see I’m closest to Ireland in my thinking.

Yes - my typos infuriate me, mostly caused by no glasses handy.

Apart from a sample of Rock the Casbah. I remember none of these. Did I sleep through 1999 #totp

I love the NHS. However, Wes Streeting’s (ex SOS) good news on waiting lists made me ponder. OH is waiting for an investigation, today the hospital said she’d been referred but will not be on the “waiting list” for 3 months, then they will have 6 weeks to see her. Smoke & Mirrors Wesley?

Well

Born 12th May 1942 - rock and roll singer-songwriter and actor Ian Dury. His No.5 album 'New Boots And Panties!!' spent 90 weeks on the UK chart and was my second favourite LP of 1977. His lyrics were inspired genius. Sadly, he died on 27th March 2000, aged only 57. #IanDury

I’ve seen similar in Canada, beautiful and effective.

Lots of talk about Wes Streeting Me:

The brass neck of Mahmood who has been responsible for so many policies that have repelled loyal party members.

Once again Britain is plunged into a Night of the Long Sporks

My Statement on the Prime Minister.

Happy Birthday or Unicorn Day, which is Ivey’s preference.

Instead of protests, Hungarians gathered for the first time in a very long time to greet their new Prime Minister and welcome the new government.

Very tempted to view two properties for sale in the borders, would be lovely to join the sensible people of Scotland.

Here's a look ahead to some of the wonderful events at Amble Puffin Festival 23 + 24 May. More on the website: www.amblepuffinfest.co.uk

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Outstanding by the good people of Inverclyde 👏

Hmmmph. We’d rate #Bose stuff wouldn’t we? They’ve miffed me today, instead of in player listening my Bose now only does streaming: What won’t work: • Presets (preset buttons on the product and in the app) • Browsing or playing music services directly in the SoundTouch app

Catching up on Masterchef (Grace Dent ❤️) This must be the most diverse collection of cooks. Mexico, India, Ukraine, Amazon, Polish, Brighton 😍😍

Everytime that gurning fascist appears on the tele. I involuntarily shout cunt. Not sorry.

Please help get our campaign message out.

Absolutely stunning

I think about this comic all the time.

Name your favourite black and white film

Extremely important indeed.

I love the little bit of black velvet on her nose

Here on Dartmoor, Beltane Border Morris dances the sun up every May Day, keeping the seasons turning. Here's a link to a clip of this morning's dance, held high on the moor on the road near Hay Tor: www.facebook.com/reel/1587784...

Happy 'Obby 'Oss Day

For everyone (and you know who you are) who wonders why women don’t go to the police when they are assaulted.

😂

Would really like our MPs to stop navel gazing and do some proper policy work to make stuff better. Either use the majority to make change for people or bugger off to the bar.

Perfect example of FFS come on

Someone had to.... 🤣

My day

Beautiful

WHEY HEY! #nature

When you thought you'd finished washing up and someone brings a dirty bowl in.

this is fun science.nasa.gov/mission/land...

I make sweary things cos *gestures at every fucking thing since 2019 wildly* All available on Etsy. Which is also fucked these days & full of dead eyed soulless “cute” airbrushed AI monstrosities as useless as tut from a wintry beachfront arcade Dippyfishcards.etsy.com #bsnm #fuckAI #mhhsbd

Sitting on my knee surveying the garden

I see @theobserveruk.bsky.social is mirroring the Grauniad ☺️