My idea of romance is humping your leg or sniffing your ass

View from the journey back

@brianwoolfinder.bsky.social seen here at Sheffield Wednesdays last home game. A true Lord of the ring 💪🏼 🦉 💙

Why is there no class action lawsuit for the damages brexit brought us? Id like to sue the government and all the people involved

Off to North Ireland, see ya!

This is the way if you can manage it

What's the outcome that terrifies Labour most in the Gorton by-election? Reform winning? Nope. It's the Greens they're most worried about. They'd prefer Reform to win, rather than the Greens.

i forgot that they have tasha yar's funeral on the windows xp hill

Worth remembering when looking at the horrific scenes in the US right now that both Reform and the Tories have pledged to bring in ICE-style organisations to the UK if they win power

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@zackpolanski.bsky.social to hand in NHS contract termination notice to Palantir www.thecanary.co/uk/news/2026...

Hunters chicken tonight, all done in air fryer

All wrapped up to go the shop

I fucking love lynx deodrant and I dont care if its associated with the immature 🤣

HEY! LISTEN!! 🧚 Did y'all know there's a "Tree" style comment thread option on Bluesky? I've been using it for a month and it makes the overall threads of comments and replies MUCH cleaner and more organized! It's something I haven't mentioned yet, but I just wanted to spread the word! ✌️

Utilities should never have been nationalised in the first place. The behaviour of the private owners has without exception been appalling.

It’s not our job to toughen our children up to face a cruel and heartless world. It’s our job to raise children who will make the world a little less cruel and heartless. ~ L.R. Knost

Lmao relatable

I keep boring people with the dangers of Palantir. Now I feel validated.

Why has the world stopped discussing climate change? Is everyone just resigned?

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Please note whos tweeting this

Fucking hell Harry Potter is down bad 🤣

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panchag... 🤢🤮

Pescetarians be like

When we are tired, we are attacked by ideas we conquered long ago. - Friedrich Nietzsche

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_... When Genoa blockaded Venices port, Venice snuck through under the cover of darkness and sank blocking ships in the exit, blocking the way out. Suddenly cut off from their supply lines it was the Genoan ships under siege.

Reportedly, these are Russian soldiers walking around in tents. The voice in the video says one group will be sent out soon - into a meat assault, I assume? These will be convenient targets in the snow.

What we need for suicide prevention is simply judt providing decent lives for as many people as possible. Suicide isnt some spiritual or mental failing, its being let down by society and not having a place of peace

The less someone uses social media the less likely you are to hear goo brained takes from them being parroted on behalf of American big tech. Yes im listening to some dullard in the pub.

www.wowt.com/2026/01/11/w... A human driver would never make this mistake

Marina Shafier is so hot

This will sound a little armchair general'y but in WW1 why didnt they just use poison gas against tank charges?

www.itv.com/thismorning/... "I've got the world's smallest penis"

Belgian Navy ship in rough waters.

When you get triggered by a toothbrush 🫠