which member of the z fighters would you have over for dinner?

brb getting a bbl

i’m moving to Grandpa City

we should have a guy who raps about mmo rpgs

Harry Potter died today.

i’d debate a baby

So which Fred Durst is everyone today?

ferris bueller has a demonic energy

chicken tenders would be an excellent form of currency after all of this ends

*after watching a video about the rule of threes in comedy* what 9/11 really needed was another tower

Remember how Elon said that Trump was in the Epstein files and that’s why he won’t let them be released and he apparently knew all about that but then decided to be friends with Trump again a week later so he just deleted that tweet and doesn’t mention it and no one regards that as a bit of an issue

🐮📤🙅‍♀️

oh this is hype

my job feels like that episode of It’s Always Sunny where Charlie tries to get the bar ready for inspection and everyone decides to do the most unhinged shit.

my thing about this whole Epstein stuff is if you’re hoping for something to happen with this, it’s just not. I’m not saying you shouldn’t care, because you should care that the president is pedophile. i’m just saying i wouldn’t bank on it being the silver bullet that it should be.

oh hell yeah

one of my bigger flexes is that i’ve never been accused of pepper-spraying children

Benny Safdie’s transition into a hollywood guy is really funny

we’re discoursing today haha yeah

what is going on

relating to this again

just saw a video of well dressed young people in a nice home while sitting in my shitty apartment and i want to kms

this reminds me of that sleepy bear tea guy that self destructed, and people found post that confirmed he was always like that. This is worse tho.

they’re speed running removing social consequences for any poor behavior.

I just want to say I'm desperate and need help, so I may be okay for the next month into early next year as I think about some other options to be financially secure. Anything will truly help me, and again, I appreciate everybody for being so wonderful. Truly. ♡♡

You expect WASPs to care about fursecution?

review of Silly Frog (1988) this movie sucks! so pretentious. so friggin’ condescending and facetious. way overrated. one star, no, half star. contrived. insists upon itself. stupid dumb idiot movie. wasn’t even scary. didn’t laugh once. thinks it can just marry my dad and try to tell me what to do

australian goose, i love you

i don’t know how much money that is and i’m not ashamed

jar jar binks be like messa like when balls smell crazy

this is correct and you shouldn’t boo me

this is the closest i’ve come to being bullied on this website

oh jesus

white baby will return in Avengers Doomsday

buttons

i called memes “meemees” for a long time

jesus christ paid the jesus price when you really think about it

robot suits are just cool. we need more movies about people doing cool things in robot suits.

ACAB doesn’t include Carl Winslow

i used to spend an insane amount of time on my myspace page and update the layout and track list every other week. i also used to run the most popular Coal Chamber fan page for a bit. can’t put that on a resume.

Jackie Chan just fuck my shit up

being a better version of yourself is hard let me die or something

oh hey you’re the white baby from the fantastic 4

yes?

i’ve got a BASTARD MAN ETERNAL™️ Exclusive©️ for all of you:

we’ve all been here brothers

Jason Statham cocks shotgun and turns to the camera: “Bust it open, playboy. And you won’t like the candy I like to eat.”