MR BOOTY HAM SANDWICH™️
@hombrebastardo.bsky.social
📤 1989
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Call me BM9K He/Him. I am your greatest adversary and closest ally.
#DontTickleTheMariachi
pinned post!
I wanna make some new homies so I’m doing a
#promosky
I’m BM3K, I’m a bastard. I enjoy: -Video games -Movies -Horror -Music (mostly emo/punk/metal) -Shitposting -Leftism I do not like: -David Cage games -Pop country -People who don’t respect boundaries -People who are weird to minors
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Drowning in kittens
15 minutes ago
See this adorable kitten? 🐱 Yeah, there are five more. I rescued a litter of 6 in the Bronx + I’m taking them to Pretty Paw Lounge this weekend so they can grow, play, and get adopted. Before they can go, I need to cover $2k+ in vet bills + supplies. Please help if you can 💜 Link is in the thread.
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if you have the ps4 versions and can play them on the 5, i don’t know much much this version will upscale the graphics. some of these re-releases feel redundant.
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Festering Dead Leaves Sam
about 2 hours ago
If you want some wild insight into how some towns are overrun by incestuous swinging corrupt cops, look no further than the recent case of the Karen Read Canton police scandal She's been cleared, thankfully
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Man between Superman and the new season of Peacemaker, James Gunn might be the best ever to do capeshit.
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ེ[01;31m threat oracle
1 day ago
FOUND THIS IN MY SONS ROO M WHAT IS IT. SHOUKD I BE CONCERNED
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Christopher Webb
1 day ago
Speaking of voices under attack…can we be just as loud about Black journalists and comedians who are silenced, even by our so-called liberal outlets. • Joy Reid • Don Lemon • Melissa Harris-Perry • Tiffany Cross • Jemele Hill • Marc Lamont Hill • Karen Attiah • Amber Ruffin
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Megan E. Human
about 2 hours ago
Expanding my correct take that not only do people who want stronger opposition to Trump hate him more than those who don’t, but the people who don’t are wreckers If you are complaining about Tankies… are you being paid to help Trump or are you just that easy to manipulate into helping the right?
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libs can kiss my ass. i voted for Hillary Clinton when i lived in Iowa in 2016. my vote counted more than theirs so i’m the ultimate good boy.
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Cult Papa
about 3 hours ago
sometimes logging off the internet is the actual accountability you can take for yourself instead of being a cop online
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Mark Drugs
about 11 hours ago
Barfsack Insane Obungler
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BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA
about 11 hours ago
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anyone got some piers nivans x chris redfield smut
about 12 hours ago
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do i get Undeclared the complete series on dvd
about 12 hours ago
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Matt (Communes with the night)
about 13 hours ago
No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to cum
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it’s a good night for a dick and cheese sandwich
about 13 hours ago
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St. ÐøøM
about 13 hours ago
My plan Mr Bond, is to curl the toes of everyone on the eastern seaboard
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Would you like to see my penis, Mr.Bond?
10 months ago
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆
about 18 hours ago
Some transgender people see only darkness in front and behind them. The current climate is especially accelerating this. Transgender people just want to love the people they love and live their lives as themselves. Let's all join hands and change the world🫶🌏🫶
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St. ÐøøM
about 14 hours ago
the hills are alive with the sound of gooning
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they’re telling your hills to shut the fuck up
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LOWρUFO 🐁🇵🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦🇲🇽
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life was good when there were only two seasons of Stranger Things
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sometimes i think about how Seth Rogan was in Donnie Darko. Imagine if Joe Rogan was in Donnie Darko?
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videogame history
7 days ago
naughty bear, ps3 (2010)
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it’s my friday
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Anonymous messages!
Anonymous messages!
https://ngl.link/bm3k1
about 15 hours ago
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that one time
@shaywut.bsky.social
introduced me to Jessica Nigri
about 15 hours ago
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*posts a nude*
about 16 hours ago
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been strolling down memory lane and found my og tumblr blog from 2012ish on the wayback machine. feels weird.
about 17 hours ago
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caden cockburn
about 18 hours ago
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if i was a video game i would be Tokyo Jungle and i will not explain myself
about 18 hours ago
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caden cockburn
about 18 hours ago
tootsie pop with string cheese inside
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is paul joseph watson still a guy
about 18 hours ago
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you know, this would be more appalling if it was anyone else but for him it’s just a Thursday Alex Jones news.
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about 18 hours ago
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add a skeleton here at some point
about 19 hours ago
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throw back to long hair don’t care
about 20 hours ago
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Shiddpostha Gautama
about 21 hours ago
I’m omnipotent and by that I mean omnipo-tentin’ my pants haha high five for boners
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Shiddpostha Gautama
about 21 hours ago
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you’re not allowed to threaten your coworkers with murder, and i just think that’s political correctness gone mad.
about 22 hours ago
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i think a modicum of shame is healthy. it makes you think “maybe i shouldn’t do that”.
about 22 hours ago
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it’s like my job knows i’m about to go on vacation and they’re making me lose my fucking mind
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Max P III
1 day ago
"I cant believe billionaire perverts didn't save us from fascism. Im an adult in my 50s who ran for president btw"
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👩🌾scareCru🌾
1 day ago
there’s so many hot guys at this method one acting clinic
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i think part of the problem we’re seeing today is a lot of forgot that politicians are civil servants that we elect and not dukes and duchesses.
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Psy Costanza
2 days ago
You simply cannot make me spend my time on this stuff. Oh the president said Tylenol causes autism? Well it doesn't. No I'm not going to pore through research papers to prove it to you. That's not what my time is for. My time is for playing videogames and gazing lovingly at my wife.
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Sheryl Weikal and the colorful Parrotlegals
1 day ago
People act like there are only two outcomes to this moment in history: Trump-style neo-confederate fascism wins, or we do. But there's a third, more bleak, more likely option, and it's what we saw after Reagan-Bush: a realignment where this simply becomes the new normal long term.
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Bullwark
1 day ago
To anyone who spent the 3 days after the kirkmerc yelling at anyone who didnt express profound sadness and concern for a nazi, condemning political violence until they found out the guy wasnt definitively on the left, I want to ask if you felt like that was truly time well spent
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i was trying to see if i can find my old tumblr posts and there’s apparently a lot (i was fchupacabra)
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𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝙱𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𓁣
1 day ago
UNSTEADY LISTENERS! THE GOOD NEWS IS, WE STILL GET TO BE A SHOW! THE BAD NEWS IS, KAMALA FOUND US AGAIN AND SHE'S BEEN DRINKING. BUT HEY, ANOTHER BOTTLE OF ROSÉ AND I BET SHE'LL TELL US ABOUT THE GOVERNMENT COVER UP OF BIGFOOT! (VP'S GET THE BIGFOOT SECRETS, PRESIDENTS GET THE ALIEN ONES)
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Yooberz 🍤
1 day ago
just let me draw my big titty goblin girls
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