You better watch out You better not cry You better not pout I'm telling you why Enchanted Scorpion 's coming to tooowwwnn

It's the last few days before Christmas. Buy safe gifts for kids!

One day something will happen — a wedding, a graduation, a job promotion, Jake Paul getting knocked out, Andrew Tate getting knocked out the next day — and you’ll want the right outfit to celebrate. Buy that special outfit now, so you’re ready when that next unexpected moment arrives.

You can have a little bit of metal shavings in your pre-shredded cheese… as a treat

I thought having a messed up sleep schedule was mandatory to be a nerd, not optional. 💀

Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About

"A soldier knows what to do when they encounter another soldier. But an air-humping frog?" @sarahjeong.bsky.social on the shitposting/aura farming era of American politics. www.theverge.com/policy/79849...

Skye is so right..

it used to be you had to already be a little bit insane to be on the computer this much

Donate to my campaign to make Laura Loomer’s day worse: secure.actblue.com/donate/abu-bluesky

See you all next monday!

Prinni the Mimic

Good news about the cutting-edge AI tools from the $3-trillion-dollar company.

Frustrated? Exhausted? Wanna be punk and do something about it? Send emails, make calls, you can even donate to these causes. Get vocal. Art is only the first step and you KNOW it. (7/7) stopcensorship.net www.fightforthefuture.org/actions/dont...

i am 30 to 40 years old, I cannot be fixing mp3 tags because all modern applications decided folder structure was not a sufficient way to organize your music

“This decision doesn’t prevent copyright holders from identifying online infringers,” EFF’s Tori Noble told @variety.com. “It simply forecloses one mechanism for doing so that is particularly susceptible to abuse.”

inventing a new genre called "yaori", which is when like a "half yuri half yaoi" type genre where you pair half of a yuri (a "girl") with half of a yaoi (a "guy") so it's like a "girl x guy" type relationship, if that makes sense

When Michael Jordan felt boxed in by his success in basketball he tried baseball. When Gary Brooks became synonymous with country he created Chris Gaines. And when JK Rowling created the most successful kids books of all time she reinvented herself as a petty, weirdo transphobia influencer.

STOP DOING AI YEARS OF MARKETING yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND Want to chat with a PDF? We had a tool for that: It was called "EMAILING THE AUTHORS" "Let’s shove this feature at users. Let’s do this EVERYWHERE" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged They have played us for absolute fools

these are the kinds of random texts i get from a cishet friend of mine

lolita shadow

af attack remake for cotten on art fight

i don't know who needs to hear this but You, yes You, can say you're a woman if you want to be. yes it is scary accepting that, but you do not have to do anything to "earn" being a woman. in fact as a woman i'm giving you the Woman Card. you can redeem it for one free womanhood at your local gender.

food!

New oc

Omori fanart! Basil's my favorite c: #omori #omoribasil #omorisomething

Aria is taken outside for some fresh air by her friends, she needs to touch some grass! Did they ask her beforehand? That's not important! tapas.io/episode/3506...

It looks like someone has hacked a crosswalk button in Palo Alto to deliver at least two different messages in the voice of Elon Musk. (They are not complimentary)

BREAKING: The country of Norway just entered a bill to give transgender Americans asylum in the country of Norway… LGBTQ+ STRONG! 🌈✨

Has anyone gotten so bad with browser tabs that they regularly close like 60 of them without even checking what they are?

the entire US system is sustained by the cheap treats we get, like a new video games and pieces of technology. telling americans they can't have their treats is like declaring war on their existence

Fae the void-fae 🌌 Comm for @prion.bsky.social~ >w<

oc belongs to @prion.bsky.social

i will never understand why standing behind the counter at a retail job is like? frowned apon???? like ... if a customer needs something thats where theyll go and people dont like when you come up to them

Final updated refs for now! You see, the reason I redid my.refs was because an incredibly kind stranger decided to gift me a full body art piece from one of my favorite artists, @/momokoii.bsky.social! The images under the art is from a character maker on neka.cc ^_^

THIS IS HUGE! For the FIRST time ever, researchers at the Korea Advanced Institute of Science and Technology (KAIST) have successfully discovered a molecular switch that can actually REVERT cancer cells BACK TO NORMAL by capturing the critical transition state before full cancer development. 🧪🧵⬇️

God forbid a woman have hobbies

I call this one “Overwhelmed”

Most think of billionaires as “successful people.” That needs to stop. There is no success in exploiting people, polluting our planet, hoarding resources, and causing great suffering. Obviously, these are some basic tenets of capitalism, but we don’t have to play along with the framing.

Me four days ago on TikTok: "STOP SPECULATING YOU ASSHOLES. YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT HELICOPTER FLYING." Guy in a business meeting with me today: "I just wanted to say, I used to fly Blackhawk helicopters..." Me: 😶 Him: "...and I really appreciated your tiktok." Me: 😮‍💨

I'm just going to leave Freedom of the Press Foundation's excellent guide to leaking to the press right here in case anyone happens to need it: freedom.press/digisec/blog...

Agave's spear 🐲🌪️🌖 Comm for @prion.bsky.social