Elon Musk, the genius visionary who could not predict that the guy who has betrayed every person he has ever met would betray him

A Southern elephant seal makes a surprise visit to the residential neighborhood of Gordon's Bay in Cape Town, South Africa, and triggers an almost nine-hour rescue effort to return him to the coast.

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I want to run a campaign that makes people ask their representatives, “Why aren’t you doing that?” If you’re asking for someone’s vote, you need to earn it!

I keep getting asked if it’s legal to spend our campaign funds on food drives or our high school public service grants and the answer is YES. It is. Politicians and Democratic organizations need to use their coffers to help people NOW and fill in the gaps that Trump has created.

"Meet me in the middle", said the unfair man You take a step forward and he takes a step back "Meet me in the middle", said the unfair man

I’m horrified by the murder of two Israeli embassy staffers at an event in DC last night. The fact that the gunman said he did it to “free Palestine” makes me nauseous. Murdering people for their nationality is never acceptable and this violence hurts Jews, Israelis, *and* Palestinians.

It’s Mary Anning’s birthday, so time to share @katebeaton.bsky.social’s brilliant cartoon again.

I told Congress they're killing poor kids in Gaza by buying bombs, and they're paying for it by kicking poor kids off Medicaid in the US. This was the authorities' response:

Student podcast explores happiness with or without romance : NPR Jo Strogatz, 23, is the grand-prize winner of the NPR College Podcast Challenge. She spoke with NPR at the Salt Institute for Documentary Studies in Portland, Maine, where she produced Just Friends. Greta Rybus for NPR hide caption…

Bruce Springsteen has always stood for the working class, the marginalized, the dreamers just trying to survive, & if you missed that, you weren’t listening. The real problem in America isn’t partylines #BruceSpringsteen #HumanRights #Politics #EmpathyIsNotPartisan #DoBetterAmerica #UnityNotDivision

RFK Jr and Statistics:

A Horrible Truth That Shouldn’t Be….

That’s a 588% increase in civilian casualties in 100 days from the peace candidate.

Attorney Friends Catch Up While Briskly Walking Down Courthouse Steps theonion.com/attorne...

We decided to watch “School of Rock” last night because it has “Minecraft Steve in it” (I know…It is what it is) and I decided to google a bit and, yall, the little singer girl just got married to the big security guard boy /in real life/. She’s a OBGYN sonographer and he’s a music industry lawyer.

Unpopular Pete Hegseth Forced To Drink Lunch Alone

Honestly, me too.

Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall

One is made a national story every single week and the other is shhhhh.....

HELL YES! If you aren’t familiar with Mike Sacks’ work, you’re about to be. An incisive, engaging communicator who isn’t afraid to hold our most powerful accountable, Mike is exactly what Congress needs.

‘Fluoride protects your teeth and is perfectly healthy for you’ — the impeccable Leslie Knope.

Mall Escalator Spits Out Another Pile Of Bones

Everyone should read this, especially for the bits in the article that give us some insight into what these detention prisons used by ICE are like. And no one, no one, should be traveling to the US if they can avoid it. No one. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Old meme, but I'm getting a laugh out of "months"

When the clone troopers said "good soldiers follow orders" they were the bad guys and you weren't supposed to side with them. Just fyi

It’s weird* that the president can just decide to put a huge tax on American businesses without congress even being a little bit involved. * very unconstitutional

Sen. Peter Squelch (Black Faced Shealthbill party) addressing congress today. He is attempting to champion a resolution to sell penguin eggs in return for tariff renegotiation. So far, he’s received cold shoulders and some Senators who’ve even flipped the bird, in a typically polite Ice House.

We're going to need a bigger list. 🤔 #MAGAMorons #YouGotPlayed

European regulators are considering fining X more than $1 billion.

Billionaires get tax cuts, we get memes

Not to validate a trash take BUT, to respond: how about the fact that housing and food and medicine have all increased in price since this most recent administration. Those things that keep us alive and the things we go to work to afford. That's how our lives have been affected.

This is a moral moment. It is not left or right, it is right or wrong.

RFK Jr. is NOT a health expert. RFK Jr. is NOT a health expert. RFK Jr. is NOT a health expert. RFK Jr. is NOT a health expert. RFK Jr. is NOT a health expert. RFK Jr. is NOT a health expert. RFK Jr. is NOT a health expert. RFK Jr. is NOT a health expert.

If you’re looking for some sleepy time white noise tonight, I had an ~~idea~~ this week… It’s a white noise video that donates all revenue to Partners in Health and you can watch it here: youtu.be/dv2XyqC-EQ4

Are we done talking about the Clinton emails now? In a shocking security breach, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth accidentally added Jeffrey Goldberg, editor-in-chief of The Atlantic, to a Signal group chat discussing classified details of planned U.S. strikes on Yemen.

Guy's, we said elbows!