We all need a lil break from over the top dramatic bad acting from our government. This teacher said “we’re ALL performing today” & meant it🥺🐝💛🌻🌼✨ The amazing teacher in this adorable video is @ caffeinated.millennial

Give Trump an exasperated, overworked public defender who hasn't had a raise in the last decade. If it is good enough for the American people, it's good enough for our felon.

AOC said what she said, if the Epstein files have more influence over Trump’s foreign policy than the American people do, he’s not governing a country. He’s running a cover-up.

Guess who got the ballroom memo too 🧐

Rep. Jasmine Crockett took a stand this week, slamming changes to the way Congress is handling the Epstein case. She called out the shift from formal hearings to informal “roundtables,” arguing that it undermines accountability by cutting out the rules, oaths, and subpoenas that would typically

The cognitive dissonance is dissonancing. Trump was literally celebrating Mueller's death like last month. These people live in an alternate reality.

Under a WBD Paramount deal, one family would control ALL of these entities, threatening industry workers, everyday consumers, free & creative expression. But this merger is NOT a done deal. Each of us can speak up & apply sustained pressure on our AG's to file lawsuits to stop this merger.

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That's a PR move to claim TPUSA ain't Christian White Nationalism... EVERYTHING IS SCRIPTED‼️ This shitz is HILARIOUS! This keeps going like The Truman Show with her.😂🤣🫠

MAGA accounts tweet in unison about the need for a White House ballroom following WHCD incident

SERIOUSLY⁉️ This SOB just killed the leader of Iran‼️ Who's also been attacking Lebanon & Palestine, dafuq he babbling abt⁉️ Netanyahu: My wife & I were shocked by the repeated assassination attempt on Trump & his wife. There is no place for violence, not against political leaders, not against anyone.

Why is Trump watching and why wasn't he moved out by his security team?

This guy didn’t even move and continued eating his dinner 🤣🥲

The answer is NOT a ballroom! What I noticed was that the question of "What stops a man with a gun?" wasn't being asked by anyone. The place was flooded with "Men with guns" when confronted with a "man with a gun".

Shame on the “thoughts and prayers” Republican Party! They continue to stand in the way of meaningful gun legislation!

Former FBI agent Dan Brunner is pushing back on the narrative, the suspect never reached the magnetometers, still had two flights of stairs and multiple secured doors ahead of him, and wasn’t close to breaching anything. He wasn't a complete threat. So there's no need for the ballroom then.

Chief of Protocol for the White House.

Donald Trump has called me an "election stealing lawyer," a "radical" and a "bad person." He has posted that I am "scared" and "should be." His FBI director said I am "the enemy of the Republican Party." I won't stop speaking out against the threat Trump poses to elections and democracy. Period.

You can’t make this shit up. It’s really my fault for being able to read.

We've seen this play before. Ear we go again. 😂🤣 It’s so funny how COLLECTIVELY NOBODY believes this NONSENSE‼️🫠

Flood. Not one word about the dinner.

Nobody knows how to use a shooting for his personal benefit quite like Trump.

Funny how that works. 🤔🫤🤨🙂‍↔️

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Bravo to the person who has put these flyers all over Capitol Hill and even thought to put them in waterproof sleeves.

This is why John Fetterman received no support for his re-election from Pennsylvania House Democrats. This is exactly how we know this shit was staged. Dude. Is. Fukin. Trash.

Trump is turning the White House Correspondents dinner shooting into a tacky sales pitch for his $400 million ballroom. The Great Stunt Queen strikes again. 🔁 @keithboykin

Breakdown: 1. Karoline Leavitt claims, "there will be some shots fired," minutes before the event. 2. Secret Service Prioitized Vance over Trump who falls down. 3. Erika Kirk attempts to shield her lack of tears while she's being paraded out. 4. Still no unredacted Epstein Files.

And yet… even the Canal Guccis do a better job of faking it🙄😒 This fukin nonsense needs to end, expeditiously ‼️

Didn’t nobody try to kill that man three times. This is faker than a Gucci bag from Canal Street 🙄😒

Thank you Donald Trump 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

04/26 - Big strong conservative alpha men 🤣🤣 #fyp #foryou #viral #foryoupage #breakingnews

The WHCD is resuming?

At this point, they’re not slowing down at all, it’s banger after banger. Another AI Lego-style track just dropped, continuing the wave of satirical, fast paced content centered around Donald Trump.

Shocking truth! Professor Norman Finkelstein courageously exposes the brutal reality of the Israeli-Palestinian conflict. When civilian lives are at stake, especially those of children, we must question the true motives of such actions and hold perpetrators accountable.

We will repeat it over and over until we are blue in the face It's COMPLETELY insane that there is only one person in prison for the Epstein scandal - and even she just recently got upgraded (by Todd Blanche himself!) to a more comfortable facility in order to buy her silence. #TrumpEpsteinCoverUp

Not TMZ asking the questions legacy media is too chicken to shit to ask!

MAGA are the sickest humans on the planet. She deleted it but just an insane thing to tweet. This picture is the perfect representation of what is wrong with our society. The kissy face is the fucking cherry on top

Another potential assassination attempt #Trump #correspondentdinner

Trump on China possibly arming Iran: “I’m not overly disappointed.” Trump on the US helping Ukraine survive a war: “We shouldn’t have done it to that extent.” So to be clear, enemy nations arming our adversaries? Fine. Allies defending themselves from invasion? Gone too far.

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Trump just posted footage from the shooting from the WHCD.

Breaking: the man who spent years stoking division is now reportedly needing protection from it. White House discussions underway on bulletproof vests for future events.

He’s just there for the open bar.

This is embarrassing! She thought this lady supports trump. Instantly backfired. She said what she said. “Who’s we?” Racist white people think all white people are racist.

Brennan handed him a gift-wrapped gotcha and Blanche fumbled it in real time. “How did someone travel across the country by train with multiple weapons into a city where open carry is illegal?” That’s not a trick question. That’s the question. And Blanche’s answer was, and I cannot stress this

Trump’s address about tonight’s shooting was super. #ODD #anyoneelse #updates #washingtonhilton

Okay so let me get this straight. Trump finally decided to show up to the WHDC for the first time in his entire presidency. The one event he has avoided for YEARS because he cannot handle being in a room full of journalists who do not worship him. He gets there. Sits down. Immediate chaos. 🙄😒😤😡