my name is pronunced EXACTLY like Delores, but with a K & people have called me ‘calories’ ‘clorox’ ‘colors’.. & now I just watch them stumble through it.

Fried fish, seafood étouffée over rice.

Last RT: that is CRITICAL. At some point you have to just trust the child you raised will make good, smart decisions because hopefully at some point you will have to release them to world and you don’t want them out there just learning to trust themselves at 18 … cause that’s scary too.

Every single day we are in more danger because we are a country run by toddlers/drug addicts/idiots/frat boys

If I get this new job, I’m going back to work mid-June instead of July.. i’m only taking 2.5 months of leave if I gotta come back to THIS shit.

America's current life expectancy age is 79, per the CDC

Why save anything for any reason

IG snehayoga.bliss “5 Asanas Must do daily for healthy hip mobility, pelvic floor & Reproductive organs If you do consistently for 2-3 months, will definitely see the changes in your life & body. Repetition 10-15 times & hold every last breath for 30 seconds in each asana. Have a safe practice”

men love the existence of women. The second you go from 2D to 3D bc you talk about a problem it goes in one ear and out the other and so does their “I can fix it” mentality. You’re for decoration, not complication. Even the best of the them are guilty.

Being a Black woman:

Hey man, think about this, imagine if everyone you encountered was tryna get over on you in some type of way…..how would you feel? Don’t that sound draining, uncomfortable, exhausted, annoying and so much more

money would solve all of my problems right now (and I'm grateful for that, but my GOD 😭)

Is it ALL men? No But is it enough for me to pop all yall in the lip for not being on point? ABSOLUTELY!

Yall are 40 married been married Got mamas daughters female Friends and have dug in enough pussy to have SOME idea. do not PMO

Hard for me to believe men LOVE BW SOOOOOOO much when yall play shocked every time you hear about our experience with doctors…..

I would be petty and send to HR for “clarification” so I can have everything documented Also, printing out a copy of the email CA law don’t play. I’m getting my lawsuit ready

beating monkeys into the future with a light saber

you see how quick a mf will embarrass you?! here I was, letting ppl know about this damn house album and this is how he repays me!

he got a house album! I really like One Million Letters, I think this was pre Marvin Cosplay though.

alright, let’s party..

no such thing as a “right to privacy” on a public platform. also people have *right clicked saved*. tons of people. and you will never know. don’t want it saved/bookmarked, don’t post.

anyways, I did my first nude photoshoot this time last year and it was surprisingly not so scary! I didn’t think i’d be comfortable being coochie out in front of a stranger.. but it was cool! my photos still hide most of my lady bits, but I was definitely naked. lmao.

Can I submit FMLA to life? Liiiiike I’ll come back and finish this once I feel refreshed

literally the same people . lmao

I’m on it! it might even have parties as the ‘o’ in professional and shower!

Now that we’re awake, all that posturing people was doing last night over having posts saved was silly as hell.

Can we please get back to finding out what’s in the Epstein Files?

Fuck it, do whatever. Do crime.

I absolutely love my avi. I want to recreate it every decade or so, so I can have a fire ass funeral program or a slideshow or something.

I love watching yall blame things that have been happening for multiple generations on a single generation, usually the most recent one. It’s even more funny when yall apply it to dating

y’all know Ginuwine is a burlesque staple? dare I say.. a legend even?!

HIT ME BACK!

Only BUBBLE BATHS & back rubs

Night rider x Tom Misch ft Freddie Gibbs Good & Plenty x Alex Isley & Masego Woman’s Touch x Yussef Dayes

I need a man bc my trash can don’t have a trash bag in it and I want to go to bed.

a can of tuna never did me wrong.

i’m so glad I ignored the impulse to wash my hair at midnight.

do I need another cookie before bed? I think so!

I can’t wait for the grass touchers to clock in.

Hotta than a Bisquick biscuit out the oven 😮‍💨

ouuuu! imma fluff your pillow baybeee! bring you a sandwich and a soda..

Its hard work being fine thick AND funny. My cross to bear!

of course she was judging you for drinking FIVE energy drinks a day. what the actual fuck??

tonight on the SL:

and since we’re the professionals, don’t flash us.. we’ll flash you!

what you post online is forever. that's just how the internet goes.