anyways, i’m doing mushrooms today ! yay me!

I love this picture so much, I might put this mf on Facebook.

I wish we could lock our pages.

I’m so tired of these AI grandparents on IG.

is it too late at night to wash and blow dry my hair? let’s seee.

every time I think i’ve settled on a favorite foundation, I fall for something else.

i’m finna go ta bed!

I’m starting to believe that I look too good to belong to somebody , that might be my curse.

a man came up to me and asked where my Valentine was, I said “you’re looking at her”..

yeah, exactly… 💋

I hate an ill fitting hat. what is you doing with this loose fedora on?

I decided last minute to go somewhere. My dress is BANGING, my body is BANGING.. Happy Valentine’s Day to everybody who gets to look at me tonight, you’re welcome.

I would have loved to go to a rage room tonight.

It’s okay to realize you just don’t like him.. he can be a cool dude and you just don’t like him no more.

Some of us didn't hop online in the 90s or the 2000s to get rich and famous, man. Some of us hopped online in the 90s and 2000s 'cause it was FUN to chat with people all over the world... for free! Baby, we grew up when it cost a zillion dollars to call long distance! We had pen pals at school!

Leaving is living. Being in a relationship or marriage isn’t the be all to end all. You should walk away from anything and anyone that disturbs your peace. Life is too short for anything less

I think Joey took my favorite thing off the menu.

y’all niggas ain’t low, but I am.

I’m a caesar salad connoisseur

I want to go to Joey Uptown but I KNOW it’s gonna be stupid tonight.

I wanted to go to a comedy show after work, but now I kinda just want to go lay down.

I still think about this shot by Luis Castañeda titled 'The Black Swan'

AHT! we have more than enough Scorpios on the planet.

Violence really be the answer if you ask me.

May you never ever ever land in the hands of someone who doesn’t appreciate you. May their eyes be glued closed if they dare to sweep their head in your direction. Amen. Asé. Alhamdulillah (for my babes observing Ramadan)

BTS of last year’s Valentine’s Day shoot

beat their ass on the way out. 🫶🏾

They’re mimicking without understanding—they know they’re supposed to not be alone, but they don’t know how to actually be likable and like someone else. With intention, authenticity, warmth. They don’t like themselves. So they can’t like anyone else. They need therapy and mentorship.

feed it to me. pls.

I have a theory about how many burlesque performers are in same sex relationships & yes, it has to do with patriarchy.

I popped my burlesque cherry on a comedy stage & I’m making my comedy comeback hosting a burlesque show & telling jokes instead of stripping. 🙃 I love how the universe works.

My mother was 18 when Black women were able to vote openly. 23 when Roe v. Wade passed. 24 when women were allowed bank accounts in their own names I was 29 when I lost my right to an abortion. I am 33 & about to lose my right to vote A pox on every Trump supporter. Hell ain’t hot enough for you.

I dumped my ex the day after Valentine’s day because after months of being very romantic and planning dates, he asked me to visit him in his city and had NOTHING planned, no gifts, etc.. he said he didn’t think I was into that kind of thing. Play with me ONCE & you’ll play alone forever.

💋

anywho, just a few days until i’m skipping around my favorite burlesque stage in Houston. . 💋

There are about four other artists that I can think of that this could pertain to.

Ppl said that grandparents should help out more with their grandkids if childcare is too expensive, the logical retort was about how even grandparents have jobs now bc they can’t afford to retire.. now people are wondering why a person of grandparenting age is at work? 💭

are we going to have a sociology class today!?

& frankly, a lot of times when older (married) women are in retail positions, it’s because they spent their younger years “being wives” & started their careers once the kids were older. which usually means… very little or no formal education.

the days that most people are off work, they’re out running errands, finding things to enjoy, shopping, etc.. all of those things require SOMEBODY to be at work.

lmao do people think businesses stop running on the weekends? lets be fr here..

I don’t get how one day people are like “times are hard a job is a job” to “why have they been married that long & she’s still working on a Saturday” but hey whatever lol

Violence begets violence! Playing with you is what? Violence. So now here we go. Fuck it 😭

we work in the beauty industry, specifically luxury retail. it’s a big sales day so it’s not uncommon for the OGs especially to work holidays/weekends.

my coworker is in the break room crying because her husband of 49 years didn’t get her anything for Valentine’s Day…💔

is anyone watching The Burbs?

it’s early, but I want to go to bed.

I would like to see a play.

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